Funniest "hatemail" received

[Fatality_check]

Every time I play this game online I think I get at least one twat send a message. Thing is I always have to reply. It's usually something about being a pussy hiding behind the clone. Just laughable really.

 

[Rasenganfan2]

I send "u mad?" to every rage quit. I don't send anything if they let the game finish though.

This.

 

[Ruuku1012]

After I beat some rush down Johnny Cage player with my Kano:

Me: ggs!

Him: "Stop fucking spamming"

Me: "What did I spam that you couldn't avoid?"

Him: "The fucking block button, [ban incoming]"

Me: "Blocking is one way to minimize the damage taken if an attack cannot be avoided"

Him: "Blocking won't help you minimize the damage taken from my cock."



What in the world?

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

After I beat some rush down Johnny Cage player with my Kano:

Me: ggs!

Him: "Stop fucking spamming"

Me: "What did I spam that you couldn't avoid?"

Him: "The fucking block button, [ban incoming]"

Me: "Blocking is one way to minimize the damage taken if an attack cannot be avoided"

Him: "Blocking won't help you minimize the damage taken from my cock."



What in the world?

This brings great laughter to my face.

As though a person is just supposed to leave themselves open at all times for lovely people such as this.

The best is the people purposely blowing up the chat with "NO BLOCKERS OR SPAMMERS PLZ ONLY GOOD FIGHTERS," "IM THE BEST IN THE ROOM", etcetra etcetra. Any fighter worth his salt doesn't need to boast about it for all the world to see, especially when most of them probably do nothing but lag-ride and fight sub-par/beginner fighters.
I like to wait it out just for one of them to show up so i can net grenade them to death and block every move they throw. Since most of those who resort to such trash talk have no common fighter sense/are too arrogant for their own good and dont know how to get past people with reasonable skill, it's more satisfying to blow them up, dip them in salt, and wait for the hate mail.

Last week, against some shmuck and Kitana (Ironic, because all he did was throw fans and fly punch. Literally. No combos, no D1's. Fans & punches)...

"STOP SPAMMING GRENADES AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN"
"Would you rather I turn you into a baby?"
"[ban incoming]"
"Looks like I already succeeded. Have a nice day "

 

[Lyuben]

After I beat some rush down Johnny Cage player with my Kano:

Me: ggs!

Him: "Stop fucking spamming"

Me: "What did I spam that you couldn't avoid?"

Him: "The fucking block button, [ban incoming]"

Me: "Blocking is one way to minimize the damage taken if an attack cannot be avoided"

Him: "Blocking won't help you minimize the damage taken from my cock."



What in the world?

he burned you good

 

[Zoidberg747]

One kid told me in the TYM room to stop attacking..

I was corner raping everyone with Baraka and everyone but one person gave me all zeros lol

 

[rev0lver]

One kid told me in the TYM room to stop attacking..

I was corner raping everyone with Baraka and everyone but one person gave me all zeros lol

I'm unsure what randoms think the TYM room is supposed to be...

Every time I try to go in it's full KOTH's with names I don't recognize. The only time I was able to join a KOTH it was all randoms except for Sabin.

 

[Zyns]

After I beat some rush down Johnny Cage player with my Kano:

Me: ggs!

Him: "Stop fucking spamming"

Me: "What did I spam that you couldn't avoid?"

Him: "The fucking block button, [ban incoming]"

Me: "Blocking is one way to minimize the damage taken if an attack cannot be avoided"

Him: "Blocking won't help you minimize the damage taken from my cock."

What in the world?

Words cannot describe how hard I laughed at this

 

[Metalwolf53]

I would like to report 0_berzerker_x for unsportsmanlike actions. I beat his mileena, it was very close. He goes to pick Kung Lao and I receive a phone call and have to answer because my mom's in the hospital. He proceeds to call me a pussy even though i told him good games. Then he keeps on calling me names and re-challenging me. So I accept the challenge and he sits full screen either low hating or spinning when I get in close. When he wins he tea-bag's me and then does a fatality. Now, normally I expect this, but from a TYM member? Un-fucking believable.
~Hound.

 

[Ruuku1012]

Well, here's a fresh one I got last night but I guess it was sent after I turned off my 360 so I only saw it a couple minutes ago:

Me: ggs!

Him (voice message): *weird moan* *weird moan* *weird moan* "fuck you [ban incoming] ass ching chong"

It also happens all the time when I play Halo, people go for some Asian racist slurs because of my gamertag. I'm not even Asian. >_> I'm kinda wondering what the moaning was about though...

 

[Evrain]

Some guy with a 2k win rating challenges me and we proceeded to play a few matches. Out of the 4 I won 3 and on the 4th match that I won he refused another round. Then comes the mail..

Him: throws are sad man
Me: So do something about it instead of letting me throw you often.
Him: throws r for pussys simple as u throw coz u know i outblock u. u dont see me bein a little scumbag throwin do u ye
Me: Out block me? That's a new one. If you're gonna constantly block, then I'm going to respond with a throw. You're just looking for a lame excuse to account for your losses.
Him: throws r for pussys simple as
Me: If you can't handle something as so basic as throws and are going to cry about it then maybe you should quit MK.
Him: whatever throws r for pussys simple as
Me: :facepalm:*Adds to block list*

 

[Carefoot]

Current inbox:

ur badd
lol ur badd
bad game, u went all noob instead of fighting
reporting u for cheating
pussy
rematch
why do you play this game
Do u like spamming?

 

[Playpal]

After I beat some rush down Johnny Cage player with my Kano:

Me: ggs!

Him: "Stop fucking spamming"

Me: "What did I spam that you couldn't avoid?"

Him: "The fucking block button, [ban incoming]"

Me: "Blocking is one way to minimize the damage taken if an attack cannot be avoided"

Him: "Blocking won't help you minimize the damage taken from my cock."



What in the world?

Pretty sure it's called a cock block.

 

[aj1701]

Him: "Blocking won't help you minimize the damage taken from my cock." What in the world?

Lol, that's actually a pretty good comeback. I don't know why but it makes me lol.

One kid told me in the TYM room to stop attacking..

I was corner raping everyone with Baraka and everyone but one person gave me all zeros lol

Wow, lame. Well, I suppose its easy to figure out who the randoms are. I always give 10s to TYMers.

Him (voice message): *weird moan* *weird moan* *weird moan* "fuck you [ban incoming] ass ching chong"

I'm so glad PSN doesn't have voice messaging..

 

[MKF30]

Lol, Kitana against Raiden isn't a counterpick, and no she's not top tier, but not to take away from your point.

Kitana is top tier, she's A tier dude...that's top

I don't care about him counterpicking me so much being as how I was on a streak and he was trying to take me down. But don't send me hate mail after picking one of the other best characters in the game....and I'm new with Raiden, 2 weeks I've been using him....so lol but the tier placement aside, Kitana has factually gone farther thanks to CD and Osu in tournaments then Raiden has so far....

Anyway, more funny mail last night from someone trying to tell me "You play cheap with everyone you use I can't get in on your Kabal" yet this guy know who he picked? Reptile....yet he's bitching...lol

 

[greeneless]

I thought I had heard it all until I got a message five hours later from some guy I player matched. He told me I was bad and that I didn't beat him earlier, I beat his brother.

 

[Mt. Mutombo]

I've had the pleasure of playing with the most delightful people in the world lol.

Butttt, lol i beat a guy with cyrax and he mails me:

him:"WOW ur a fucken noob"
Me: and why is that kind sir?
him: cuz cyrax has 70% combos n u dnt use them
me: omfgwtfbbqhaxor you gotta show me man i'll pay you if i have toooo!!!!
him: stfu [ban incoming]

LOL...ahhh aside from that, all i've gotten is love mail actually!

 

[Lyuben]

"[ban incoming] it was my turn to combo"

I tended to do quite a 21 or 22s after eachother. I guess he thought fighting games was me doing a combo, him blocking it, him doing a combo and me blocking it.

 

[REYTHEGREAT]

After I beat some rush down Johnny Cage player with my Kano:

Me: ggs!

Him: "Stop fucking spamming"

Me: "What did I spam that you couldn't avoid?"

Him: "The fucking block button, [ban incoming]"

Me: "Blocking is one way to minimize the damage taken if an attack cannot be avoided"

Him: "Blocking won't help you minimize the damage taken from my cock."



What in the world?

WOW. lol. that shit is nuts! ill have to use that line one day haha.

 

[piemaster]

Is there such thing as win-mail? If not then I invented it.

I was in a KoTH one night beating up on some people, and a guy comes in and acts like a dick(0's and boo's) then when it's our turn to fight, he sit's full screen and tea-bag's...seriously. Now I don't usually give into the urge to tea-bag a tea-bagger but, this is an exception. After I won with sub-zero I tea-bagged and then put an EX Ice clone in the air jumped over him, tea-bagged some more and upper-cut into clone.
I then pro-longed this by sending him a message saying;
"Your gonna love my Nutz!!"

About the whole "your using the best character in the game!" thing...I have gotten that a few times when I win with Sub-Zero. Makes me feel proud. I always get the "stop fucking spamming combos asshole!" and just laugh.

Rage mail is the best thing ever.
~Hound.

i used to get real angry about tea bagging and about 90% of tea baggers start hatemail so whenever they do i always just respond "im not sure if you have room to talk because you started sucking me dick at the end so i guess i ultimately win."

 

[GNG Iniquity]

"[ban incoming] it was my turn to combo"

I tended to do quite a 21 or 22s after eachother. I guess he thought fighting games was me doing a combo, him blocking it, him doing a combo and me blocking it.

Didn't you get the memo?!

 

[PND_Mustard]

"[ban incoming] it was my turn to combo"

I tended to do quite a 21 or 22s after eachother. I guess he thought fighting games was me doing a combo, him blocking it, him doing a combo and me blocking it.

taking it in turns to attack each other?

 

[Sage Leviathan]

Keep in mind, that poopingtoad quote came from this conversation:

Me: Fuck my hood...I want a hat now
PT: what?
Me: I'm waiting for the day that Kung Lao viciously rips a rabbit from his hat.
PT: lol wtf

 

[BookBurning]

(While messing around with Jax.)

Him: Such a cheap broken ass character.

Me: You play as Kung Lao, the most retardedly good character in the game.. Jax is broken, he's not near top tier?

Him: Yeah but he's fast as fuck and that stupid grab beats everything.

Me: Your spin beats everything moreeeee!!!!

Him: Fuck you.

 

[Hellbringer]

hate and lovemail

dunno why picture isnt showing up, so ill just post link..

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/594/hatemail2.png/