Funniest "hatemail" received

[Rampage254]

lol the good stuff is always missed. Also, we must play, especially some Stryker/Rain mirrors( (I have a love/hate relationship with mirrors.)

I'm very terrible in mirror matches, I always try to avoid them lol

 

[Espio]

I'm very terrible in mirror matches, I always try to avoid them lol

lol no mirror matches it is. I always get blown up in mirrors and then get really sad lol.

 

[Rampage254]

lol no mirror matches it is. I always get blown up in mirrors and then get really sad lol.

Lol same here. It makes me feel like I'm playing the character wrong, when I lose in a mirror.

 

[piemaster]

to me "i hate people who only use one character" -someguy

 

[GNG Iniquity]

lol I just got hate mail from the TYM room...

I was called "neat and totally queer" for my Jade and Stryker blow up, which is cool because I'm definitely queer and I try to be neat, the sweetest hate mail I've ever received <3.

Yeah, well...YOU LIKE WOMEN AND YOU'RE MESSY! Ooooh!

I'm less messy than she is, what gives?

 

[Johnny_C4ge]

What can I say? I'm like the Rock on here. The PEOPLE'S MK9 CHAMP! Do ya SMELLELELELELELELELELELELLL what the CAGE, IS COOKIN'!?!??!! Come @ me like twitter, bro!

 

[Johnny_C4ge]

When I used kabal on xbox

and kabal on psn
"Arcade sticks. [ban incoming]"
I asked him what he meant and he said;
"your a [ban incoming]"
I lol'd

I can't help but wonder if the next thing he wrote you was: "Who ya gunna call?!"

 

[Temjiin]

LesMore

Not sure what's more amusing here.... playing Cage and complaining about lag or the fact that you invited everyone on TYM to your KOTH and were disappointed with the connection.

Either way, get babied bro x

 

[LesMore]

LesMore

Not sure what's more amusing here.... playing Cage and complaining about lag or the fact that you invited everyone on TYM to your KOTH and were disappointed with the connection.

Either way, get babied bro x

I think most people in that room agreed your connection is garbage...
it's like you live on some Pikey settlement and your Caravan's signal is being transmitted by tin can...

 

[aj1701]

I got a message and it was just a subject line of "youre awful." This was after I won the match with air fan, fan, air fan,xray.

 

[Temjiin]

I think most people in that room agreed your connection is garbage...
it's like you live on some Pikey settlement and your Caravan's signal is being transmitted by tin can...

Sektor with lag advantage against Cage..... that made my night

 

[Eh SnOwY]

Lol this guy must be the biggest douchebag i've ever played, i ran into him playing with my friend who has only played MK under
a week, he kept teabagging and sending these messages, what a salty cunt lol

 

[Hellbringer]

yeah that guy has some mental problems snowy. played him a while ago and after he won he send me like 10 messages in a row, like wtf dude chill out...

 

[trustinme]

had a great one yesterday,beat a scorpion 3 times he then sent me a message saying "go and blow nightwolfs cock u fucking scrub bastard,why you play that bottom tier curry eating bastard anyway?"
i was laughing for fucking hours!,so tempted to send a friend request just so he can message me stuff like that again.

 

[Rampage254]

So I fought this Raiden guy after I beat his Sub. He would teleport over and over and then do 3,3,4, sweep, or grab, and since it's online, I couldn't punish at all. So he beat me. Then I said, "Ok, he wants to spam, I'll spam back" so I choose Kano(not even a main or a secondary or anything) and proceed to throw knives over and over, and when he tele'd, he'd get hit by an upball. He fell for it every time, so I beat him. He then sends me these messages

 

[Espio]

I got a funny one I forgot to post weeks ago from a rage quitter It was and I quote, " hahahahah bitches have 2 use block 2 win pussy, 0 skill"

He used Kenshi... lol.

I asked him how did I beat his Kenshi with Stryker if I have zero skill? Which was followed with another brilliant, "0 skill hahaha"

I love it.

I got a message and it was just a subject line of "youre awful." This was after I won the match with air fan, fan, air fan,xray.

lol, you and I always get similar hate mail for our playstyles with Kitana and Stryker, it's fabulous.

 

[Miss Kanzuki]

had a great one yesterday,beat a scorpion 3 times he then sent me a message saying "go and blow nightwolfs cock u fucking scrub bastard,why you play that bottom tier curry eating bastard anyway?"
i was laughing for fucking hours!,so tempted to send a friend request just so he can message me stuff like that again.

lmao @ curry eating!!! as if NW is a real person that "eats"anything xD
i effin' love this thread <3

 

[Zyphox]

I got a funny one I forgot to post weeks ago from a rage quitter It was and I quote, " hahahahah bitches have 2 use block 2 win pussy, 0 skill"

He used Kenshi... lol.

I asked him how did I beat his Kenshi with Stryker if I have zero skill? Which was followed with another brilliant, "0 skill hahaha"

I love it.



lol, you and I always get similar hate mail for our playstyles with Kitana and Stryker, it's fabulous.

lol i think i know who you are talking about, it was a while ago and he sent me messages saying i was blocking when i babied him twice lmfao he said o skill hahahahahahahaahh you have to block to win and i sent, i babied you twice and he said i blocked first round so i had 0 skill lmfao.

 

[Espio]

lol i think i know who you are talking about, it was a while ago and he sent me messages saying i was blocking when i babied him twice lmfao he said o skill hahahahahahahaahh you have to block to win and i sent, i babied you twice and he said i blocked first round so i had 0 skill lmfao.

LOL the level of herp derp is unrivaled. Was his name HotLunch78?

 

[Zyphox]

LOL the level of herp derp is unrivaled. Was his name HotLunch78?

YESSSSSSS thats him omg lololol if i can i'll post picks hahaha it was a solid month ago thats too funny lmao i'll post pics asap with a crappy cell phone for teh lolz

 

[aj1701]

lmao @ curry eating!!! as if NW is a real person that "eats"anything xD
i effin' love this thread <3

Lol not to meant that night wolf is not the kind of indian that eats curry.

 

[Noserfatu]

Somebody called me a zoning [ban incoming] last nk
ight. I playing footsies with cage lol

 

[trustinme]

lmao @ curry eating!!! as if NW is a real person that "eats"anything xD
i effin' love this thread <3

i messaged him back the other day asking which curry was nightwolfs favorite.all i got back was "wtf?" so sadly he'd fogotten what he said.i wish i had of carried it on straight away but couldnt for laughing.

 

[rev0lver]

Just got this great piece from xItzMeJustice, some scrubby Johnny Cage player I ran into on ranked. He rage quitted me first round. I couldn't get a good recording off my monitor so I had to use it from my headset.

 

[Temjiin]

This guy tried to beat me with Kano knives alone and got bodied. I failed with my hidden cursor the next match and got Ermac by mistake, who I've been messing around with for a couple of days. His Mileena got bodied too.

ERMAC IS NOW S TIER AND ONLINE RECORDS COUNT!

Oh yeah, he mains Kitana. Who is way below Ermac and Reptile in everyone's tier lists.