Cassie Cage isn't Sexy Enough for games 'journalist' OAG

Discussion in 'Mortal Kombat 11' started by Vslayer, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. Vslayer

    Vslayer Ask me about my Cassie Cage Agenda
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    He did it. The a-hole actually did it. He dissed my girl. He freaking said that Cassie Cage, the queen of sass and bubble gum, was not sexy enough.

    I'm going to link the stink ass article but as an archived link:

    This is a rant, and I will absolutely rant the whole way through, so if you need a good laugh stick with me friends.


    Anyways, the article is titled:

    He then starts ranting about all his sexual fetishes. TMI dude.

    Yeah, some people don't like women who look hot (you know who I'm talkin' about), but to say that's the majority or that it's ONLY the left is ignorant. Beauty is somewhat subjective, but every human being is attracted to symmetrical facial features (I remember learning about this study in UNI where babies were more receptive to women who had symmetrical faces).

    Cassie looks androgynous now? This idiot is either blind, high on shrooms or just major trolling for clicks 'cause he's a washed up scrub 'journalist'. Also, if you like Cassie, buckle up Sally, 'cause you a lefty now. Better buy some 'BAN ALL GUNS' bumper stickers right now, son.


    He then bashes people for saying Cassie's gorgeous, which she is, and apparently badass is a trigger word for him.

    ALERT THE POLICE, Cassie Cage, a Commander in MK's version of the Navy Seals doesn't wear revealing outfits to work. This has nothing to do with toning down female sexualization, this is about who the character is and what her role is in the story.

    To be fair, he does address this further into the article,

    Even if his brain was switched on for that paragraph, his point is still moot.

    And then he straight up lies and says that these are two alt costumes:


    Bruh, that's Kano's MAIN costume. Ignorant twat.

    He then makes himself seem even less likable, which would sound impossible, but it's not:

    Not sure about that, but I am sure about what your soy-filled ass would say.

    We haven't seen all their other costumes OR other female characters that have yet to be revealed. And typically, we can unlock some through the story mode and through completing the arcade ladder with all the characters. So he's making this argument, that's already moot, based off of the pre-beta build.

    He goes on about how Sonya's workout outfit isn't revealing enough, that Baraka has a *GASP* loincloth and you know the females don't have such revealing and sexy outfits.

    Bottom line is, if a company does not come out a state their political affiliations or that they're doing this on purpose, then it's probably not the case. People who advocate for this stuff are always extremely vocal and I think NRS isn't a studio that will bow down to any ideology. The dudes look hot, the chicks look hot, if costumes are what he's worried about then that tells me he's not serious about fighting games, thus we shouldn't take him seriously.

    I just needed to rant.


  2. lionheart21

    lionheart21 Day One Johnny Cage Main

    Man, some people take video games way too seriously.
  3. xenogorgeous

    xenogorgeous You're taking this kind of personal, aren't ya?
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    lol this is a wtf stupid argument ..... Cassie outfits costumes serve the lore purpose of the MK11 main game story ..... MK is not DOA or even a bikini contest game .... Cassie is in the military and she is much more about "having a badass attitude" than the "I'm a sexy beast brainless brat that fights for Earthrealm etc bla bla bla" sterotype bitch type .... :confused:
  4. FoughtDragon01

    FoughtDragon01 12, 12, 12, 12 x Nutpunch OP


    Remember when we played games for fun? The only lefts and rights I wanna hear about are my button inputs.
  5. pure.Wasted

    pure.Wasted 'ello baby, did you miss me?

    Idiots gonna idiot, my dudette. Take consolation in knowing that there's a lot more of us than there are of him. That'll have to be enough.
  6. SaltShaker

    SaltShaker In Zoning We Trust

    There's only one person's reply I'm waiting for in this thread. [​IMG]
  7. Spinky

    Spinky F4 bois

    Man... do we have to give these dweebs attention?
  8. Vslayer

    Vslayer Ask me about my Cassie Cage Agenda
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    You're right, I do appreciate all of you honestly. This community is great. <3
  9. Vslayer

    Vslayer Ask me about my Cassie Cage Agenda
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    No, and I agree, but I don't think he's on here and I archived the link. Besides, ranting like this isn't going to make most people decide to go on social media and call him out it was more for the funnies than anything else. Also,

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  10. He probably needs more sex in his life.
  11. StormGoddess

    StormGoddess Your mind tricks won't harm me!!!

  12. STB Sgt Reed

    STB Sgt Reed Online Warrior

    I meeeeean, her skins in MKX weren't very revealing either. Though, granted, she did get a nice push together/up effect from her primary skin... that I loved.

    She definitely is feminine and beautiful. She's also sexy af, so idk wtf he's talking about.

    That said, I will agree that I would like a bit more revealing outfits... but for characters like kitana, mileena, jade, etc where it makes more sense than a military commander.
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  13. Pizza

    Pizza Thrill Kill

    lol wtf
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  14. Vslayer

    Vslayer Ask me about my Cassie Cage Agenda
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    I mean, I want her to have a badass training outfit too, yoga pants and all, but I'm almost certain a similar outfit like the one she had in MKX is going to be unlockable through playing the game.
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  15. xXRagingFlameXx

    xXRagingFlameXx "Have I ever not been right?" -Patrick Star, 2001

    God forbid we try and take female characters more seriously. What's Cassie? Military. What's Sonya? Military. What's Kano? A Thug. Are we forgetting what they tried to pass off as Sonya's military uniform in MK9??

    I'm sorry, but I can't take anyone seriously if they're trying to look military, but just look like an escort.

    I wouldn't take Jax seriously as military if he walked around in assless chaps. Would it be hot? Sure. But, nobody needs a costume that says "Gotta defend Earthrealm at 8 and go to a bachelor/bachelorette party at 9"

    These characters need to have costumes that reflect their character and they actually do. And considering there are skins that show leg and cleavage this complaint is dumb. And we don't even know if we've seen all the skins they have to offer!
  16. Dankster Morgan

    Dankster Morgan savagery is no match for skill

    God damn that is embarrassing

    Every character in the game looks how they should given their personalities and roles in the game. I bet Mileena will look like a thot because that’s her character, Cassie looks great
  17. I know why they covered her up...because she has nothing under that suit :DOGE
  18. STB Sgt Reed

    STB Sgt Reed Online Warrior

    I wish there was a laugh reaction instead of just a like button @NothingPersonal
  19. Law Hero

    Law Hero I. Hear. A. Sound.

    OAG is one of those people that should just be ignored. It's nonsensical outrage clickbait garbage. Everything this person writes is meant to be inflammatory. The best thing you can do is not give it attention.
  20. Vslayer

    Vslayer Ask me about my Cassie Cage Agenda
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    Man, Sonya's MK9 default costume was absolutely ridiculous. Her second was much better and made way more sense and it was the right amount of sexy.

    Commando Cassie :DOGE
  21. RyuKazuya

    RyuKazuya Jesus is my Lord and Savior!

    This is by far one of the best posts I have ever read! xD
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  22. mikeraskol

    mikeraskol Beverly Hills High Class of 2010 Valedictorian

    Can't really put it better than this.

    Also, internet male syndrome is so bad. Cassie is a smokeshow, as is basically every female they've revealed for this game. (Which is ultimately not the point, I know, but I wanted to make it.)
  23. STB Sgt Reed

    STB Sgt Reed Online Warrior


    Been saying that in every damn thread about this topic!

    We need more:

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  24. Vslayer

    Vslayer Ask me about my Cassie Cage Agenda
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  25. xenogorgeous

    xenogorgeous You're taking this kind of personal, aren't ya?
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    fuck yeah, that Sonya MK9 alternate costume was pretty pretty cool .... such "Terminator Sarah Connor" vibe written all over it ! Man, they could release an updated version of that on MK11, along with a "Kerri Hoskins Sonya's" MK3 homage one !! :) ;)
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