1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[Axel_Redd]

125: Shouting "TOASTY!!!" after uppercutting someone irl








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[Eddy Wang]

117: Shouting "TOASTY!!!" after uppercutting someone irl

Axel, check the post order, lol

 

[Eh SnOwY]

126: When you are late to work because you slept too long, you think your wakeup attack got stuffed
127: when there's a thunderstorm you think raiden is fighting for the faith of earthrealm
128: when you join kids in a snowball fight and call them the lin kuei
129: when police asks why did you burn your house, you answer "where there is smoke, there is fire"
130: You think its easy to approach actual scorpion because he has no footsies
131: you order your new pet, scorpion to teleport and use hellfire

 

[STRYKIE]

132: You take the time to explain to someone why Scorpion isn't the best character in the game
133: You willingly main Shang Tsung
134: You see analogies in this thread and already know where they're going
135: You watch the end of Star Wars ep. III again and think they ripped off Kabal.
136: You get bullied in school and ask the principal for nerfs.

 

[HGTV Soapboxfan]

86. When you make match up charts for your main during school *cough cough HGTV Soapboxfan *

LOL I gotta start doing those again.

 

[Temjiin]

137. When TTT2 actually looks appealing.

 

[Alien Substance]

138: You main Kratos and actually kick ass with his slower-than-Sheeva moves.

139: (When you main Freddy Krueger) In Minecraft, when you see a Skeleton appear out of nowhere in your face, the first thing you think about is to attempt a 50/50 on him.

140: When you think the hat-wearing people passing by on your sidewalk could be top-tier.

141: When you see kids play ball outside and you wonder why they don't try jumping back first before throwing.

142: You're in a snowball fight and you think about EX Nomad Dashing through the snowballs.

143: When you correlate Arnold Schwarzenegger with Kurtis Stryker's characteristics.

144: You're in a trip to the zoo, when your parents tell you to look at the turtles, you immediately assume they're talking about Sub-Zero players.

145: You play as Scorpion and get your ass kicked while playing like a total newbie, then you become very happy that it was only a bad dream.

 

[Qwark28]

146. When you have submitted over 100 ways.

 

[TargetAudience]

147# When you put LBSR_beforepsn/live accounts.

 

[DragonPick]

I wonder if we'll make it to 1001 or not

 

[CrookedKombat]

148# throwing one end of a jump rope at someone and telling them to "get over here"

 

[schnitzel_on_fire]

#147 when, in a fight, you stop whatever you're doing to shush your opponent before resuming the beatdown

 

[schnitzel_on_fire]

oh, i do this one constantly:

#148 outside of gaming, when you refer to taking advantage of someone else's mistake as a punish

 

[NariTuba]

(these are all real)

151. When you dream of new tech for your main, you try it the next day and it works!
152. When your girlfriend walks by while you're listening to KTP and says "Tom Brady whines too much"

 

[Briggs8417]

48. when you have a foot fetish and fap to Mileena's 3rd costume cuz of her bare feet.

Wow...putting me on blast...

 

[Briggs8417]

107. When you consider getting a negroplasty so you can cosplay as your favourite character

OMG YOU TOO!

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

153. When you walk down the street only with 1 knee out.
154. You make it look easy.

 

[Deleted member 9158]

When you have dreams about playing mortal kombat.


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[Lumpymoomilk]

155. When you get the Ok to teabag until you tell her "learn to play noob" with your balls in her mouth.

 

[Gruff757]

156. When you attempt to Horizontal Kano Ball down the street
157. When you attempt an Up Ball
158. When you attempt to launch someone by kicking their leg in and pushing up against them with your head(shoulder?)
159. When you shout any of Quan Chi's random gibberish
160. When you take 3 blows in a real fight because you didn't want to let the other person build meter for an EX rune
161. When you believe someone who has to wear an oxygen mask to survive, has the ability to run at mach 5
162. When you wonder if Johnny Cage, Jade, and Reptile are somehow related

 

[smokey]

163. When you cant play 3d games because there's no jump in punches.

 

[NKZero]

164. When you lag in the real world

 

[ZigZagGamer]

165. Saying FINISH HER during sex...

 

[l3rainst0rm]

44. Anytime you read the words "ex girlfriend" your first thought is that it's talking about the enhanced version.
45. When you try to get someone's attention and they completely ignore you, it feels like you just got whiff punished.
46. When your friend asks for advice after getting his girlfriend pregnant, your best response is "get babied bro".

LOOOOL ENHANCEDDDDD dude had me rolling on this one

 

[Seven]

166. You feel that mk9 is balanced, no matter what people say.
167. Tylerlantern is highly recommended for you on Youtube.
168. You are able to do some of Check's combos.
169. You are able to poke out of Cage's pressure online.
170. You are able to understand half the jokes in this thread.
171. Your last 3 Google searches were "Ed Boon", "Kabal Infinite", and "When is MK10 coming out?!!?"