Mcdonalds = Big Mac and regular fries or 3 Mcdoubles
Burger King = Double Whooper
Chipotle = Chicken Burrito with Guac
Any Chinese Establishment = Sesame Chicken or Spare Ribs w/Fried Rice
But I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't have a Carl's Jr in town. I get a Western Bacon cheeseburger with a side of onion rings and honey mustard sauce. If I'm starving, I get a double Western Bacon cheeseburger with onion rings and honey mustard. Nothing at McDonalds or Burger King can fuck with that.
At McDonalds I sometimes get breakfast on rare occasion, like if I'm on vacation or something. Sausage Egg McMuffin with a hashbrown and side of syrup (weird I know).
Burger King, a Double Whopper with cheese and large onion rings.