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GLoRToR

GLoRToR

Positive Poster!
5. Matchup numbers matter, brah! To hell with player skill! (TYM point of view.)
4. Tiers are unbreakable, brah! Even if I never played it, your character is crap! (TYM general canon.)
3. MK is not a broken game, brah! It just has... issues. Yeah. (Lapdogs of conceited top players.)
2. MK is not dying, brah! (Every conceited top mk player)
1. C'mon brah, it's 10-0 and you know it. Nah, it's 8-2!! (Conceited top player vs loyalty-whore)
0. Garblegarble. (TYM Thanksgiving Turkey)
 
WayoftheFist

WayoftheFist

Cold day in hell...
GLoRToR said:
5. Matchup numbers matter, brah! To hell with player skill! (TYM point of view.)
4. Tiers are unbreakable, brah! Even if I never played it, your character is crap! (TYM general canon.)
3. MK is not a broken game, brah! It just has... issues. Yeah. (Lapdogs of conceited top players.)
2. MK is not dying, brah! (Every conceited top mk player)
1. C'mon brah, it's 10-0 and you know it. Nah, it's 8-2!! (Conceited top player vs loyalty-whore)
0. Garblegarble. (TYM Thanksgiving Turkey)
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Sometimes... it's really hard to believe you're a moderator... The Jade salt oozes from your every post. Every game has a bottom tier, you just drew the short straw.

More on topic... man I wish I had a scene to post salt from : ( GnG CrimsonPanther might be able to supply you with some of my gems though.
 
Owerbart

Owerbart

I miss you
Some jewels with my best friend and the person i play most:

I WAS BLOCKING LOW. BLUETOOTH HAS LAG (he when messing up Quan's mix ups)
Fuck Rain, that hand wasn't even touching me. He broken (me when i always fail at whiff punishing Rain b2 1+2 string)
Fuck Sonya's divekick. She's broken (me, when trying to get some pressure as Ermac and getting unrespectably divekicked into full combo)
That shit has random reach (he when getting force pushed)
Your char is broken (me playing Kabal against his Kenshi)
 
HGTV Soapboxfan

HGTV Soapboxfan

"Always a Pleasure"
Team Yardley doesn't down play too much but like last September Dr flash 44 was like I would be beating you but your character (sub zero at the time) is top tier and mine (johnny cage) is not. I laughed for days and it ended up being true reason I picked up johnny myself to show much better he was than sub and now I main cage instead
 
FrothyOmen

FrothyOmen

P!
"I think Hitbox Smoke vs. JC on Rooftop Day is a 6-4 smoke favor, Pad Smoke vs. JC on courtyard day or smaller = 6-4 JC favor"
 
Evil_Riu48

Evil_Riu48

Kombatant
m2dave said:
CD Jr. also said Sheeva was better than Rain. LOL.

Riu48 also said Sonya was not top 10. LOL.

Man, VSM players are funny.

@ Fools laughing at Freddy vs. Cage being 5:5. Shut up noobs. You do not know the match up.
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wow now you are just making up stories i have never said sonya is not top 10
 
AK L0rdoftheFLY

AK L0rdoftheFLY

I hatelove this game
ATL...cough cough (clears esophagus)

"I'm free to NW"-Glass Sword
"I've messed with kenshi, and I think he sucks" - Pigofthehut while still maining mileena
"I'd body you if I never dropped a combo" - LOTF about skarlet
"You think Kabal is broken, wait till you see the next fight" - Trepound to a bystander at MLG Raleigh about Kenshi after getting beaten by two pocket kenshis from Atlanta

This is all I got. Come to think of it. We dont downplay that much. We "overplay" if anything.
 
SwiftTomHanks

SwiftTomHanks

missiles are coming
HGTV Soapboxfan said:
Team Yardley doesn't down play too much but like last September Dr flash 44 was like I would be beating you but your character (sub zero at the time) is top tier and mine (johnny cage) is not. I laughed for days and it ended up being true reason I picked up johnny myself to show much better he was than sub and now I main cage instead
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If anything you guys up-play. First time at Mike's it was all like, "Na man, Noob is good, he can d3d3d3d3".
 
9_Lives

9_Lives

Kombatant
"Street Fighter is so much better." - Random Guy I showed MK
"Dude...I think you have an MK problem..." Close Friend I showed MK
"Oh my god, this combo is ridiculous." Friend who got pissed when I hit him with a Cyrax reset.
"Holy crap, I just can't fight Jax." Friend who I beat at local tourney.
"WTF! How do you get out!?!" Friend I beat at local tourney who didn't understand Kabal's knee.

Sadly, living in Minnesota leaves for matchup exp with only these people offline. XD
 
B Pryme

B Pryme

Mortal
BC_Rayman said:
"Street Fighter is so much better." - Random Guy I showed MK
"Dude...I think you have an MK problem..." Close Friend I showed MK
"Oh my god, this combo is ridiculous." Friend who got pissed when I hit him with a Cyrax reset.
"Holy crap, I just can't fight Jax." Friend who I beat at local tourney.
"WTF! How do you get out!?!" Friend I beat at local tourney who didn't understand Kabal's knee.

Sadly, living in Minnesota leaves for matchup exp with only these people offline. XD
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Wow you live in MN and play offline, you either have seen me at tournies our you aren't going to the right ones (albeit they're small). You should PM me whenever and we should get some offline games in, we only play offline, most our group doesn't even have systems lol, but we are pretty good and it would be fun!
 
Eddy Wang

Eddy Wang

Skarlet scientist
"Fuck this, this character is so broken, Why U.S.A players don't see that?" - Ary about Skarlet
" If Ed Boon sees you play Skarlet, MK will have another Patch" - Renato about Skarlet
" You only win because of the Jax Resets" - Me being salty for losing the round with reset extra damage
" Your character is more broken than Kabal" - Mirelson about Skarlet
" Skarlet isin't strong you're all free" - me defending
"Shut it man, you never attack, only counter attack" - Everyone else being turtled
 
9_Lives

9_Lives

Kombatant
B Pryme said:
Wow you live in MN and play offline, you either have seen me at tournies our you aren't going to the right ones (albeit they're small). You should PM me whenever and we should get some offline games in, we only play offline, most our group doesn't even have systems lol, but we are pretty good and it would be fun!
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They are local tourneys that I set up with people I train. So I get little to no matchup exp. XP But that would be great.
 
HGTV Soapboxfan

HGTV Soapboxfan

"Always a Pleasure"
SwiftTomHanks said:
If anything you guys up-play. First time at Mike's it was all like, "Na man, Noob is good, he can d3d3d3d3".
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Dude, ermacio turned it down that day. Back here he used to insist noob was like top 10. DrFlash44 used to downplay hella, OZZYGUITAR uplays scorpion hes like yo he isnt that bad.... so then I am like play me, he gets bodied and starts downplaying. I generally keep it real, although I downplayed sub zero for a long time, saying he was like bottom 5.
 
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