Top 5 downplaying lines from your MK scene

[GGA soonk]

if you have meter, and he has two tools, one of which (ex sweet dreams) is worthless anywhere but the corner and can be baited. Ex tele dies to throw, just takes good reads. All this cage down playing is what needs to stop xD

try using your retarded teleport

 

[SwiftTomHanks]

5) "Take away anything from Kabal and he instantly sucks" - AC1984
4) "Flamethrower is unpunishable, I'll just play Cyrax" - 7L with Kitana
3) "GARBAGE, this character is fucking GARBAGE!!!" - ClaudeVonStroke, discussing Raiden
2) "f2 needs to go into a combo like Kitana's 21" - Me
1) "I should be winning all the matches with Cage, but no... he can only win about 50%" - CladeVonStroke, discussing a 5/5 match up

 

[SquirtMcGirt]

try using your retarded teleport

Oh so you guys should just pick up Freddy for the cage mu and lemme know how that works out for ya d1 teleport really? Ex is invulnerable to normals for a bit but regular teleport? A full dash and any one of cages lightning quick normals or strings and your right back where you started. Once cage touches you its a retarded guessing game.

 

[Pikachu]

I don't have a scene ._.

 

[16 Bit]

Oh so you guys should just pick up Freddy for the cage mu and lemme know how that works out for ya d1 teleport really? Ex is invulnerable to normals for a bit but regular teleport? A full dash and any one of cages lightning quick normals or strings and your right back where you started. Once cage touches you its a retarded guessing game.

Yes, d+1~teleport. It's ridiculous. Cage can block the d+1 and can't counter poke the teleport. This severely hurts what makes the f+3 game so good. Also after a teleport Cage is not a dash away. He is like two dashes away from even being in range. You are totally out of danger. You can't ask for a better meterless escape tool than this and you guys are acting like you're done once you've blocked a f+3. Outrageous.

 

[GGA soonk]

"I wish Cage was tournament viable." -Dizzy

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

Even if cage gets in freddy could ex teleport away even on a hit f33b3 -.-

 

[LEGEND]

i wish a top tier player mained freddy. . . wait, no i don't

 

[Son ov Timett]

dude kitana totally beats her

Chef, you're the downplaying king broheim.

"How is this even a bad matchup?" -Sir Chef vas Wonderment

In reference to Kit vs Freddy, Cage vs Kenshi, Kano vs the entire cast.

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

I'll give freddy vs cage a 6-4. Not too bad but not good neither. This is coming from someone who plays burymeinblack with his newly adopted style of zoning.

 

[FrothyOmen]

"Cyrax needs buffs" - Maxter starting a 30 minute conversation with me about Cyrax's various weaknesses in September 2011.

BOOFS

 

[M2Dave]

I'll give freddy vs cage a 6-4. Not too bad but not good neither. This is coming from someone who plays burymeinblack with his newly adopted style of zoning.

Well, I am glad that he has adopted the winning style.

All of you morons who said Freddy had good rush down owe me an apology.

 

[GGA HAN]

Wafflez - "Sonya is bottom 5 without meter"
- Smoke needs armor, then he could win against JC
- high hitbox = automatic mad MU vs kung lao
soonk - just poke out bro, I'm only plus 2 on that, so you have 7 frames to land a 6 frame move
16 Bit - zoning does nothing, then I get beat by iaf into unbreakable damage
me - cyrax needs the damage because he has no footsie tools except d4

 

[16 Bit]

Oh man that Wafflez Sonya comment was gold. Also last night Soonk tried saying Kitana has better pressure than Kabal. There's a Ragnarok award moment at GGA like every 10 minutes.

 

[GGA soonk]

Wafflez - "Sonya is bottom 5 without meter"
- Smoke needs armor, then he could win against JC
- high hitbox = automatic mad MU vs kung lao
soonk - just poke out bro, I'm only plus 2 on that, so you have 7 frames to land a 6 frame move
16 Bit - zoning does nothing, then I get beat by iaf into unbreakable damage
me - cyrax needs the damage because he has no footsie tools except d4

dude come on, you have 11-13 frames to poke out of my pressure. his rushdown isn't that good.

 

[GGA HAN]

^ see, he can't help himself!

 

[Red Reaper]

dude come on, you have 11-13 frames to poke out of my pressure. his rushdown isn't that good.

lol... Really?

I'd like this elaborated.

 

[GGA soonk]

lol... Really?

I'd like this elaborated.

What is there to elaborate? Read the thread title.

 

[Under_The_Mayo]

"You neutral punch my dive kick everytime because youre on player 1!" - Belicoff complaining about my kenshi vs his Lao
"Nightwolf is more broken than Cyrax." - Me, in a very different time. Pig Of The Hut remembers.

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

Well, I am glad that he has adopted the winning style.

All of you morons who said Freddy had good rush down owe me an apology.

Sorry.

 

[LEGEND]

"You neutral punch my dive kick everytime because youre on player 1!" - Belicoff complaining about my kenshi vs his Lao
"Nightwolf is more broken than Cyrax." - Me, in a very different time. Pig Of The Hut remembers.

since you mentioned Kenshi fighting Lao and we are on the downplaying topic. . .

Pig says this MU is 8-2 in Laos favor (which i think is horse shit, with my rushdown style of kenshi i'd say its 7-3 or possibly only 6-4) i'd like to hear your experience in the MU. Here or in a PM if you care to

 

[Blind_Ducky]

WoundCowboy "kenshi Shang is 7-3 kenshi"

 

[cR WoundCowboy]

WoundCowboy "kenshi Shang is 7-3 kenshi"

WOW, coming from the guy that complains about F+4 GS being an infinite when he plays Kenshi, a character that BLEEDS armor. It may not be 7-3 but it definitely is in Kenshi's favor.

 

[Qwark28]

i really need to pee

 

[Blind_Ducky]

WOW, coming from the guy that complains about F+4 GS being an infinite when he plays Kenshi, a character that BLEEDS armor. It may not be 7-3 but it definitely is in Kenshi's favor.

Yeah dude that shits so op and an infinite.