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Mikemetroid

Mikemetroid

Who hired this guy, WTF?
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I've been playing PAYDAY: The Heist on steam a lot.... as I was listening to the soundtrack (Video below)...I was wondering about who you would choose as your crew for robberies? It has to be TYM community members :cool:


These are the positions

The Organizer (this is you)
The Leader
The Crowd Control
The Engineer(hacker/Vault opener)
The Getaway Driver

GoGoGoGo

My Team

Leader: SwiftTomHanks
Crowd Control: jamessmk
Engineer: DaRabidDuckie
Getaway Driver: Osu 16 Bit
 
-Deadman-

-Deadman-

Getting better with age
lol @16bit as the getaway driver

I remember the story about him peeling out because he thought the guy that needed a jump was s serial killer
at least you know youll be out of there fast lol
 
Alien Substance

Alien Substance

Evanesce
Leader: m2dave (He would make a great leader, with awesome remarks)
Crowd Control: Phosferrax (I don't really know why.....)
Engineer: Z-911-Z (One of those who like Kano. Surely he has good experience with engineering, after all, Kano gave Kabal the Top-Tier power)
Getaway Driver: Chongo Is Free (Dude will have some great action to watch, and maybe even participate in if the Police go into pursuit.)
 
Pig Of The Hut

Pig Of The Hut

Day 0 Phenomenal Dr. Fate and Darkseid player
My Team

Leader: Tom Brady - Who better could you ask for

Crowd Control: m2dave and Tyson - m2dave will zone them out and for any of them that get in Tyson will git in dat ass and piece em all up if they get near us but dont yall worry that dont make him or any of us gay or bicurious cuz all we want is to piece em up from behind (if you dont get this joke by now you havent heard)

Engineer: Insuperable based on his drawings as of late i dont think there is anyone else that could map out the perfect plan any better.

Getaway Driver: Maxter is the man. He has top experience in driving all vehicles to and from tourneys so he is equipped to handle this task

Sniper: REO for his execution would be uncanny and dead on

The Arsonist - soonk - he will set the traps and detonate and this man will not think twice

The Muscle: jamessmk and @afoxygrandpa . I chose one for the obvious and the other because even with a cracked skull he can deliver the heat

The Fall Back guy (One who we rat out if all goes to hell) GuamoKun

expect all to get a call from me soon (except guamo, he shouldnt know about this)
 
Pig Of The Hut

Pig Of The Hut

Day 0 Phenomenal Dr. Fate and Darkseid player
STB Sgt Reed said:
Going purely by their MK related skills (be it what they do in game or stuff like streams, contributions, etc)

Organizer (and going to participate lol) STB Sgt Reed
Leader: Sonya Blake
Crowd Control: Pig Of The Hut
Engineer: Mustard-LK4D4
Getaway Driver: m2dave and Wafflez :p
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We are dooooomed

All will be well until the getaway

Wafflex and M2dave will start arguing about how smoke is 9-1 over freddy and it will escalate into name calling then punching and our van will crash and we'll all look like kabal after surviving the fire
 
CrimsonShadow

CrimsonShadow

Administrator and Community Engineer
Administrator
Let me go through the list of "might not want to choose these people" for a robbery:

1) M2dave - Because he'd never actually enter the bank, he'd just throw rocks at people from outside the door
2) Tom Brady -- Because he'd stop in the middle of the robbery to talk about how no one has a better record robbing banks than him, right up until he was arrested.
3) REO -- Because he'd announce 'new tech', glitch through our entire team, take all the money and nomad dash away.
4) Pig of the Hut -- Masks are cool, but what'd happen if you tried to rob a bank with a blindfold on?
5) PerfectLegend -- He'd only show up once a year.
6) Curbolicious -- He'd announce he was coming, but then stay home and call the team 'free'.
7) 16Bit -- Ok, I'd probably bring 16bit. But he'd spend the whole robbery talking about how he's not really that great of a bank robber, and how people should have caught him by now.
8) JamesMK -- Because he hasn't successfully robbed a bank in 35 years.
9) Maxter -- Jack Daniels and bank robberies.. could be a problem together.
10) STORMS -- "Hey guys, this car should be fixed.. I'm working on it.. Probably in the next 5 minutes. Next 7 minutes. By tomorrow. Hey guys, don't worry I can get us another car--"
11) Wafflez -- They'd follow the trail of salt to find us.
12) Blake -- Arrested afterwards while popping off outside the bank.

:)
 
Lt. Boxy Angelman

Lt. Boxy Angelman

I WILL EAT THIS GAME
Organizer: Me, after spending 3 months in a method acting class and developing a George Clooney personality.
Leader: Perfect Legend , because I'd imagine his brilliant mind for Kombat would translate well into a bank job.
Crowd Control: Mikemetroid , in a full Black Costume 2 Johnny Cage ensemble, who will intimidate the room into complete control by sporadically pop off a few shots screaming "YOU FUCKING MOVE AND YOU'RE GONNA GET CAGED!"
Engineer: Shock , because every team such as this needs an old-school tech wizard with a beard.
Getaway Driver: J360 , if only because if I'm robbing a bank, I want Joshy on my team.
 
NYCj360

NYCj360

i Use a modded cyber now
REO said:
Any of you schmucks who would even think of getting in a car with me have probably lost their mind.
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yea because you would probably back up into a cop. and you would use your GPS for the robbery as well
 
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Pig Of The Hut

Pig Of The Hut

Day 0 Phenomenal Dr. Fate and Darkseid player
CrimsonShadow said:
Let me go through the list of "might not want to choose these people" for a robbery:

1) M2dave - Because he'd never actually enter the bank, he'd just throw rocks at people from outside the door
2) Tom Brady -- Because he'd stop in the middle of the robbery to talk about how no one has a better record robbing banks than him, right up until he was arrested.
3) REO -- Because he'd announce 'new tech', glitch through our entire team, take all the money and nomad dash away.
4) Pig of the Hut -- Masks are cool, but what'd happen if you tried to rob a bank with a blindfold on?
5) PerfectLegend -- He'd only show up once a year.
6) Curbolicious -- He'd announce he was coming, but then stay home and call the team 'free'.
7) 16Bit -- Ok, I'd probably bring 16bit. But he'd spend the whole robbery talking about how he's not really that great of a bank robber, and how people should have caught him by now.
8) JamesMK -- Because he hasn't successfully robbed a bank in 35 years.
9) Maxter -- Jack Daniels and bank robberies.. could be a problem together.
10) STORMS -- "Hey guys, this car should be fixed.. I'm working on it.. Probably in the next 5 minutes. Next 7 minutes. By tomorrow. Hey guys, don't worry I can get us another car--"
11) Wafflez -- They'd follow the trail of salt to find us.
12) Blake -- Arrested afterwards while popping off outside the bank.

:)
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This is one of the funniest posts ive ever read
 
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