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Who would you choose for a Robbery?

Lord Beef

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Let me go through the list of "might not want to choose these people" for a robbery:

1) M2dave - Because he'd never actually enter the bank, he'd just throw rocks at people from outside the door
2) Tom Brady -- Because he'd stop in the middle of the robbery to talk about how no one has a better record robbing banks than him, right up until he was arrested.
3) REO -- Because he'd announce 'new tech', glitch through our entire team, take all the money and nomad dash away.
4) Pig of the Hut -- Masks are cool, but what'd happen if you tried to rob a bank with a blindfold on?
5) PerfectLegend -- He'd only show up once a year.
6) Curbolicious -- He'd announce he was coming, but then stay home and call the team 'free'.
7) 16Bit -- Ok, I'd probably bring 16bit. But he'd spend the whole robbery talking about how he's not really that great of a bank robber, and how people should have caught him by now.
8) JamesMK -- Because he hasn't successfully robbed a bank in 35 years.
9) Maxter -- Jack Daniels and bank robberies.. could be a problem together.
10) STORMS -- "Hey guys, this car should be fixed.. I'm working on it.. Probably in the next 5 minutes. Next 7 minutes. By tomorrow. Hey guys, don't worry I can get us another car--"
11) Wafflez -- They'd follow the trail of salt to find us.
12) Blake -- Arrested afterwards while popping off outside the bank.

:)
Mother of god, I'm dying right now. LoL poor blake.
 

xInfra Deadx

Gimmick stolen by Jordan Peele
Let me go through the list of "might not want to choose these people" for a robbery:

1) M2dave - Because he'd never actually enter the bank, he'd just throw rocks at people from outside the door
2) Tom Brady -- Because he'd stop in the middle of the robbery to talk about how no one has a better record robbing banks than him, right up until he was arrested.
3) REO -- Because he'd announce 'new tech', glitch through our entire team, take all the money and nomad dash away.
4) Pig of the Hut -- Masks are cool, but what'd happen if you tried to rob a bank with a blindfold on?
5) PerfectLegend -- He'd only show up once a year.
6) Curbolicious -- He'd announce he was coming, but then stay home and call the team 'free'.
7) 16Bit -- Ok, I'd probably bring 16bit. But he'd spend the whole robbery talking about how he's not really that great of a bank robber, and how people should have caught him by now.
8) JamesMK -- Because he hasn't successfully robbed a bank in 35 years.
9) Maxter -- Jack Daniels and bank robberies.. could be a problem together.
10) STORMS -- "Hey guys, this car should be fixed.. I'm working on it.. Probably in the next 5 minutes. Next 7 minutes. By tomorrow. Hey guys, don't worry I can get us another car--"
11) Wafflez -- They'd follow the trail of salt to find us.
12) Blake -- Arrested afterwards while popping off outside the bank.

:)
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