Man, I just had this giant, long-evening-induced rant written up about some hypothetical deviant TV producer being at a Brazzers shoot and happening upon a conversation with LI Joe, thus becoming interested in the means through which he got his job, at which point said sex freak would discover the threshold of hype that is the MK scene and market Mortal Kombat as a televised sport for people who love numbing their minds with video games, violence, and television SIMULTANEOUSLY, and this entire scenario would play out solely as a result of some weirdo in a fancy suit that felt like killing time at a porno shoot...
...then I deleted it immediately.
I would've NEVER lived the ridiculousness of that statement down.
(Do it, Joe. Do it for MK. Do it for America.)
