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Funniest "hatemail" received

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Just played the worst Sonya, ever. Hit him with about 60 skulls and he crouch blocked every single one.

To: ROLLS_ROYCE_
Subject: DUCK!

RE: duck?u2scard2fightfagg g

RE: Umad?

RE: not@allurnotonmylevel!

RE: wash my rollz (I guess he's implying balls? or he's really fat and wants me to clean his rolls of fat. Either way, no TY!)

RE: But seriously, crouch and release block, they fly over you.

RE: are u gay? im a man men fight little bitch

RE: Yes, I'm gay. You just got f'ed in the ass by a gay man. Umadbrahhh?!

RE: I knew u wasgay u just fight like a girl

RE: BBL! Date with your dad! :)

Mr. Mileena DanCock RunwayMafia you guys should play this guy on PSN, he's a pretty buttmad scrubtastic homophobe, fun to troll!
 

piemaster

mortal hater
fought a guy in a chat room, he beat me one game then stop playing, then repeated "badger" in the chat room for quite a while, i know that because he was still saying it by the time it took me to find another match.......and when i was done with the match.
 

Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!
xSuPeRtAcTiCs is the best hater ive ever had.

Spams chat with:
"De NoCte CDXVI ruined MK9"
"De NoCte CDXVI rages after 1 win"
Im a spammer, scrub, etc.

Keep in mind that EVERY time i play him (he declines me 9 out of 10 times)
I make him quit. Then he send me about 5 messages about how i eat dick and that "my noob is a noob."

And yes, this is the same guy who says im the most famous spammer in the MK community
(backing his claims by saying im in some video on Gamefaqs that probably doesnt exist).

...i love guys like this :p
 

Killphil

A prop on the stage of life.
Online wasn't doing to well and my "reactions" were getting me killed, so basically our game looked like two people that had just bought the game and went online. My lieu kang vs his raiden. I barely defeat him. Next match I'm trying to concentrate and messages start popping up.

"Kinda spammish"
"with that leg kick" <- referencing the b3,1,2 perhaps? or maybe the dragon kick, idk. I replied with if you lose to it, thats YOUR fault, not mine. I ended up losing the hard Ermac vs. Reptile match but online is wearing on my nerves these days.
 
I had one guy in ranked quit and send me rage mail before we even played. He quit at the character select screen all because of my gamer tag. He said my gamer tag makes me gay and he doesn't play with homos. Then he told me I need to change my gamer tag and send him a challenge. He was on the leaderboards too lol ignorant scrub.
 

Komatose

The Prettiest
1: "any1 could throw shadows fagget learn a combo or two bitch"
2: "Bro you did the same fuckin combo with her (Referring to Skarlet) bro. do someting else you fuckin loser"
3: "you fuckin spam the same combo all day bitch i could do that shit 2"

Props to all my lovers with atrocious spelling <3
 

Komatose

The Prettiest
Took this dude 11-0 and subsequently received some less than pleasant messages. After enquiring whether said opponent was mad, received the below message which amused no end.



Really wanted to reply with this.

Yeah I know that guy. He sent me a few hate messages an I invited him to a party an cursed him out. Now we're cool. All he does is zone with Sub Zero so I don't see how he can be mad when he loses... If he loses... Then it's his own damn fault.
 

Squeaker101

Show me what you can do
Anyone play SIKLOUIS (Ranked Match #3) on PSN? First few times I fought he won, after I started adapting to his pace and eventually started winning, he rage quits. The first time I thought it was a legitimate disconnect. I only found out he'd pull was because I fought him again and he won. I now never see him, probably blocked me. :c I questioned him, I think he slightly raged at me, but so along ago I can't remember.

Maining Liu I get ALOT of hatemail. (b312 b312 b312...)
I'll post funny ones when I get them. I can't think of any off the top of my head. :c
 

Cossner

King of the Jobbers 2015
Anyone play SIKLOUIS (Ranked Match #3) on PSN? First few times I fought he won, after I started adapting to his pace and eventually started winning, he rage quits. The first time I thought it was a legitimate disconnect. I only found out he'd pull was because I fought him again and he won. I now never see him, probably blocked me. :c I questioned him, I think he slightly raged at me, but so along ago I can't remember.

Maining Liu I get ALOT of hatemail. (b312 b312 b312...)
I'll post funny ones when I get them. I can't think of any off the top of my head. :c
Yeah he's complete garbage don't worry about him he does that every time.
 

Rampage254

Ayy Lmao
Just beat this guy FTR_KICK_ROCKZ in which I personally thought were some good matches. Then he tells me I was spamming, when he tried to lame it out with Noob after I beat his Reptile about 7 straight. I didn't know doing 30%-40% combos, standing resets, mix ups, and gun cancels, with Stryker was considered spam, and it wasn't my fault he kept elbow dashing into my njp. :cool:
 

Espio

Kokomo
Anyone play SIKLOUIS (Ranked Match #3) on PSN? First few times I fought he won, after I started adapting to his pace and eventually started winning, he rage quits. The first time I thought it was a legitimate disconnect. I only found out he'd pull was because I fought him again and he won. I now never see him, probably blocked me. :c I questioned him, I think he slightly raged at me, but so along ago I can't remember.

Maining Liu I get ALOT of hatemail. (b312 b312 b312...)
I'll post funny ones when I get them. I can't think of any off the top of my head. :c
OMG I remember that name, who did they use? It was a while ago, but I remember them annoying the living hell out of me lol.


Just beat this guy FTR_KICK_ROCKZ in which I personally thought were some good matches. Then he tells me I was spamming, when he tried to lame it out with Noob after I beat his Reptile about 7 straight. I didn't know doing 30%-40% combos, standing resets, mix ups, and gun cancels, with Stryker was considered spam, and it wasn't my fault he kept elbow dashing into my njp. :cool:
You play Stryker? <3
 

Squeaker101

Show me what you can do
OMG I remember that name, who did they use? It was a while ago, but I remember them annoying the living hell out of me lol.




You play Stryker? <3
He's a Kung Lao player, and he is annoying. I really want a re-match with him though (25% fun, 75% vengeance), they were actually really good fights. He always hides his cursor, even when I chose Liu before he did anything. :confused:
 

Miss Kanzuki

*KANZUKI GOON SQUAD*
He's a Kung Lao player, and he is annoying. I really want a re-match with him though (25% fun, 75% vengeance), they were actually really good fights. He always hides his cursor, even when I chose Liu before he did anything. :confused:
I'm good with remembering names and characters so I had already knew who he and like the 10 on the leaderboards at the time were gonna pick. He tried to do hidden cursor like: "..oohhhh gonna catch them off guard!" lol, not!...
Everytime he does that shit I'm thinking, ok this is it, this is the time he will switch it up,..nope, always Lao!
 
i keep my xbox messages disabled to all but friends list (i'm a raiden main, dont have time for all that xbl hatemail)
but my favorite psn hatemail so far is:

subject: worst player ever
text: fuk your dead mother

my reply: yup worse enough to beat you, pal
 

Espio

Kokomo
He's a Kung Lao player, and he is annoying. I really want a re-match with him though (25% fun, 75% vengeance), they were actually really good fights. He always hides his cursor, even when I chose Liu before he did anything. :confused:
Okay, I figured someone like that eww...lol.

He's trying to intimidate his opponent, most of the time when people go hidden cursor, it's Raiden, Kung Lao, Noob, or Scorpion.



I'm good with remembering names and characters so I had already knew who he and like the 10 on the leaderboards at the time were gonna pick. He tried to do hidden cursor like: "..oohhhh gonna catch them off guard!" lol, not!...
Everytime he does that shit I'm thinking, ok this is it, this is the time he will switch it up,..nope, always Lao!
I picked Stryker one of the times and then he did hidden cursor, I was like "confirmed: Kung Lao or Raiden" lol, low and behold. I guess he thinks it scares the opponent when he does that...smh:rolleyes:.
 

Espio

Kokomo
lol I just got hate mail from the TYM room...

I was called "neat and totally queer" for my Jade and Stryker blow up, which is cool because I'm definitely queer and I try to be neat, the sweetest hate mail I've ever received <3.

Yup, he's my main, along with Rain. I'm not all that great with him, but playing that guy made me feel semi pro lol. I was countering everything he did, and I didn't drop combos. Kinda wish I recorded that too.
lol the good stuff is always missed. Also, we must play, especially some Stryker/Rain mirrors( (I have a love/hate relationship with mirrors:).)