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MashPotatoTower

MashPotatoTower

Champion
I ounce fought this one guy being kratos and he pounded me to s sliver of health and was going to get a flawless
but instead I won the match it was fucking crazy! after he rage quited he sent me this

"Fuck you ni**er bitch I won that match!"
i replied with "sure did ;)"
 
GNG Iniquity

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Him: fight fair pussy
Me: Sorry I missed the notification, was too busy raping you.
Him: Well u do play dis more than me
Me: We all have humble beginnings. Getting mad won't level you up. You'll catch more flies with honey. Check out TYM.com
Him: wtf? lol yeah ok
Him: U play dis to much




Proof that I try to help. Gets old typing on a damn dpad over lost causes though lol
 
aj1701

aj1701

Champion
EMMURE789 said:
has anyone ever fought someone who dose things like tea bag you mid match, or start to spam one move, and after you beat them and troll the shit out of them for t bagging and stuff they send you a message like "hey man, your pretty good." or "nice corner combo!" it has happens to me sooooo many times, and makes me mad because i want good hate mall to post :(
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I fought someone I thought was doing that. He was good and said ggs and stuff, so I think maybe thats how some people fuzzy guard.
 
aj1701

aj1701

Champion
Espio872 said:
I just got it from someone in the sosaltylive room.....

"Anybody can shoot a gun, learn a combo, nigga."

Odd...I guess 30+ % isn't considered a combo...lol.
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ya I get that too. All you do is throw fans. What about the 30 and 38% combos they get hit with?
 
GNG Iniquity

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
aj1701 said:
ya I get that too. All you do is throw fans. What about the 30 and 38% combos they get hit with?
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Hey, I get called a legitimate cheater with Quan's runetrap lol. Still consistently land my 38% but nobody notices that :p
 
-Deadman-

-Deadman-

Getting better with age
Though its not MK, I had to share this SCV gold.
4am : My Dampierre, his Devil Jin CaS dressed as a Naruto character so yea... clearly an irritable basement case.

PsnToughGuy : "Grade A Pussy"
Me : "Are you speaking to LeBello?"
PsnToughGuy : "No, I'm talking to you pussy"
Me : " ooOOOooo someone's a bit salty :) "
PsnToughGuy : "U can't win without spamming"
Me : "Ah I see, you were unable to find your guard in between
your eyebeams. My apologies good sir."
PsnToughGuy : "Fuck u"
Me : "Hmmm all is not lost my good man. You see, your SFxT preorder
will be available shortly so you can be reunited with your friends
Ryu and Jin once more. So buck up, my good chum."

Countertrolling is always more fun when you do it in character
 
GNG Iniquity

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Me: Good games
Him: lolok fuck you
Me: Online's irrelevant, calm down bro
Him: Just like you
Me: Well clearly I'm doing something right if you're mad



Me: Good games
Him: Cheap unblockable BS!

rofl
 
NKZero

NKZero

Warrior
lol i got the funniest one the other day. I beat some guy's Jax with Reptile (I don't even main him).

Opponent: "I bet you jerk off to your pet lizard at home. Also all you do is throw those stupid green balls and run around. Learn to fight like a man."
Me: "I don't have a pet lizard....."
Opponent: "Whoops I meant your mama! Lol exposed you fucking donkey ball shaver."
Me: "Ok. Here's some advice. Try to be a bit kinder to people and maybe they'll respect you."
Opponent: "I'm sorry I was just acting in character. Jax is black so he must say offensive things...."

WTF?!!! It was so funny and so strange at the same time....
 
Eh SnOwY

Eh SnOwY

PC FGC
This is freaking gold.

So, i went into ranked, and took sektor, i decided to TROLL the SHIT out of this scorpion kid.

match starts, all i do is f4(the slow knee) and d4's, over and over. i let the match go 1-1 and then started going for babality

then again, knee and low kicks allday, and a combo with x ray

*babality*

the quits, i sent him a msg saying "troll'd."

Him: "Lol at that you spamming twat"
me: "ofc u dont know what to do :)"
him: "yeah ok spamming twat go practice how to do other moves shit bastard"
me: "if i had used actual combos the match would have been over real soon"
him: "blocked now you fucking gimp oh and tell your mum her dirty thongs still here"


Oh, online.
 
Temjiin

Temjiin

www.mkxframedata.com
Saw someone called Supertacticz in a koth teabagging noobs so I bodied him and duly did my DDDDDDD 'finish him' tech.

Got about 10 requests for rematches.

"u mad?"
"lol ur shit I beat u last year when the game came out Im better than u"

Scrub logic right there.
 
Qwark28

Qwark28

Joker waiting room
Temjiin said:
Saw someone called Supertacticz in a koth teabagging noobs so I bodied him and duly did my DDDDDDD 'finish him' tech.

Got about 10 requests for rematches.

"u mad?"
"lol ur shit I beat u last year when the game came out Im better than u"

Scrub logic right there.
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But...

he beat you last year,stop complaining punk!
 
-Deadman-

-Deadman-

Getting better with age
ribbz22 said:
The funny thing is that I actually didn't have to block...
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Ran into this kid the other day. Got edged out by his random specials.
I think he has macros set up for his trolling bc his responses are instant and generic/robotic.
 
Flagg

Flagg

Champion
I think that guy thinks he's a wise guy from Boston who just stepped off the set of The Sopranos.

Anywho, anyone know who "ParchedTwo529" is? A few days ago on Ranked, I kept running into this guy, only for him to keep quitting at the select screen. He has something like, 4000 wins, 2000 losses. I think my Ranked record is like 1500 wins, 900 losses. Nothing special. Anywho, after the 4th time of him ducking, sent him a message that said "Scared?".

Here is what he replied back to me in voice mail (he's American im guessing):

"Oh no cunt, believe me im not scared of you. I whoop your ass everytime we play, I have class and im not gonna be late for your cunt ass, if you're not an original player, dont bother...."

Then it cuts off. Such exotic language, I guess I touched a nerve. First, if he had class, why did he refuse me like, 4 times within a 30 minute period. Why is he asking me if im an original player if he claims to have played me beforel. Seems like another booster to me.

If he posts here, then yes, I do think he a cowardly booster.
 
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