Funniest "hatemail" received

[B W1zZ]

LEATHERFACEATX messages this after 1 match (then leaves):

"BTTR KEEP ME TRAPPED IN THE CORNER"

 

[GNG Iniquity]

NickyTheWrench: Ur a bitch
(respond with generic Johnny Cage troll message)
NickyTheWrench: Ur a cheesing bitch
Me: Go trade it in for cowadoodie
NickyTheWrench: Learn a combo kid
Me: Offer to show his dumbass the 'cheese' that Scorpion can do
>invite him to private game
>Vortex him to death, flawless, leave game - respond with YAWN
NickyTheWrench: lol one combo that you cheese with to win get better game play you fucking bumass dusty nerd
Me: Play to win, brah. Umad? Yeah...umad.
NickyTheWrench: typical nerd statement, take your tumblr saying and shove it up ur homo ass douchefag

I honestly can't remember who I was playing. Might've been Cage or it was my 20 minute Stryker; if it was my 20 minute Stryker then I need to play him more! I finally got some decent hatemail!

 

[GhosT]

I would share some hate mail. But its not funny stuff, its extremely racist and immature. I got almost no hate mail up until the last month or so when i switched to raiden.

 

[Mothmonsterman0]

has anyone ever fought someone who dose things like tea bag you mid match, or start to spam one move, and after you beat them and troll the shit out of them for t bagging and stuff they send you a message like "hey man, your pretty good." or "nice corner combo!" it has happens to me sooooo many times, and makes me mad because i want good hate mall to post

 

[dannyc7]

I beat this guy who the only combo he would do is jump in punch and uppercut, and just spam Raiden's superman and Reptiles slide at me over and over, for a full combo punish each time.
He sent me a message saying 'die of cancer you fuck,' so I just sent one back saying, 'lol noob.' I then get a message saying, 'you are pathetic you do the same shittt all the time.' I was just dumbfounded at his stupidity.

 

[truendymion]

A couple of random gems:

"thanx 4 fuckin up my trophy"

"the droppin flame from my weed fell on my leg"

Oh and I don't have this message anymore but basically I lost to a Stryker and he sent me an angry message complaining about me hellfiring him even though he won. And I was like how the hell am i supposed to fight Stryker with out using all of my tools and anyways you won so why the fuck are you complaining lol! I wanted to rematch him just so I could troll him with hellfire haha but he refused a rematch after only fighting once.

 

[MKF30]

"You must be modding or using a modded, programmed controller..nobody can shoot Missles that fast, that consistent"

lol

 

[RiBBz22]

Someone told me they were going to report me to PSN to have me banned for cheating

 

[dannyc7]

Has anyone ever played or can remember playing a guy called Charlie-Enzo-66 online? He is my favourite person to play online because everytime I beat him I get some nonsensical hate mail.

So I babality him, quite easily too and I get this...
"pathetic u baby boy ur name shall now be babyshitz lol try again babyshitz lol"

 

[Snareplane]

"stop blocking my shadows pussy"

 

[ArsenalOfGlory]

I don't know if this constitutes hatemail, but I'm guessing they were angry or else they would not have sent it. This is by no means my favourite, but it is my most frequent.

"upball knives. all u do"

 

[Gooch Peencher]

I don't know if this constitutes hatemail, but I'm guessing they were angry or else they would not have sent it. This is by no means my favourite, but it is my most frequent.

"upball knives. all u do"

Does your name happen to be UPBALL N KNIVES? haha he seems like a pretty cool dude.

sent from my phone using a free version of tapatalk. hehe

 

[ArsenalOfGlory]

No, but I know who that guy is. I used to play with him all of the time when he was under his actual account. He doesn't play anymore, I don't think.

 

[Killphil]

I got a guy who sent me some generic hatemail once I beat him. Then we play again and the game gets unstable so we get the "no longer available" pop up. I shut my playstation off and when I turned it back on he had sent me a message. "Pussy bitch you lucky my internet is bad otherwise flawless victory".

 

[LadyX]

"You're a hooker aren't you"

.......Awesome.

 

[Mothmonsterman0]

so i fought a guy name IamHurnJr, and he is the casual chat spam, and i wanted to fight him just to troll

Before the fight starts he sends me a message saying "I SHOW NO MERCY!

I Beat his cyber sub, and replay "you were saying something about mercy. He replied with another message with the subject as LMAO, and the body saying I PUT DICK IN YA GRANDMA MOUTH!

finally got hate mail worth posting =)

 

[RiverHB]

I haven't played MK online too much for obvious reasons, but I've received death threats on Call of Duty before for "camping". Damn that franchise gives gamers a terrible rep.

 

[Enenra]

"WHO IN THE FUCK EN ROUNDHOUSES TWICE IN A ROW?"

"Winners. That's who. Enjoy your loss."

 

[GNG Iniquity]

"WHO IN THE FUCK EN ROUNDHOUSES TWICE IN A ROW?"

"Winners. That's who. Enjoy your loss."

lol

 

[MKF30]

"Wow, top 10 in player match....get a life dude"

"Stop modding with programmed controls with that Ermac TK push shit"

"You're probably some dumb hood boy that has no life, no friends, no wife in your moms basement"

"S P A M M ER"

"Why do you do same move over and over again, do u have fun doing that to win"?

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

Mileena player I beat with Ermac "You are so lame... enjoy your lame win"
"Lmao GG Mileena"

anyone who plays Mileena forfeits the rights to send hate mail.

 

[salvificblood]

Scorpion noob who I beat with Kitana: "u r shit all u do is block then big combo".

I forgot the joys of chat room games. Honestly, the standard is absolutely appalling online. I played a Kenshi player with Kitana and he allowed me to plant iaf's on his head all round for both rounds and then he rage quit at the fatality screen. What is wrong with these people? Why would you download a character for a game you clearly don't know how to play?

 

[trustinme]

had a hilarious encounter with some prick yesterday.he was sonya,he destroyed my nightwolf then my cage even worse,so i pick reptile(now my reptile is the most generic bnb 321 forceball dash bullshit you've ever seen)i end up blowing this fucker up 2 rounds in a row.he sends me a message saying "lol,u had to use reptile to beat me u scrub" i send back "sonya is top 5,reptile is top 12,my reptile is terrible,wtf r u chatting about?" he replys with "yeah right,reptile is so overpowered its not even funny,u stupid cunt" now i wouldnt mind but im fucking awful at this game,then i ended up beating him with nightwolf and he says "shoulder,shoulder,shoulder is that all u got u got u dumb fuck?" i reply with "try ducking you stupid cunt" to which i got no response.
another prick on xbl,always picks noob ive beat him with liu kang says "cant stand it when people spam that stupid combo" aka 312x4 and when im nightwolf says "sorry but i cant be bothered with that jabbing bullshit" HES NOOB, FOR FUCKSSAKE!!!

 

[Enenra]

had a hilarious encounter with some prick yesterday.he was sonya,he destroyed my nightwolf then my cage even worse,so i pick reptile(now my reptile is the most generic bnb 321 forceball dash bullshit you've ever seen)i end up blowing this fucker up 2 rounds in a row.he sends me a message saying "lol,u had to use reptile to beat me u scrub" i send back "sonya is top 5,reptile is top 12,my reptile is terrible,wtf r u chatting about?" he replys with "yeah right,reptile is so overpowered its not even funny,u stupid cunt" now i wouldnt mind but im fucking awful at this game,then i ended up beating him with nightwolf and he says "shoulder,shoulder,shoulder is that all u got u got u dumb fuck?" i reply with "try ducking you stupid cunt" to which i got no response.
another prick on xbl,always picks noob ive beat him with liu kang says "cant stand it when people spam that stupid combo" aka 312x4 and when im nightwolf says "sorry but i cant be bothered with that jabbing bullshit" HES NOOB, FOR FUCKSSAKE!!!

Stop putting yourself down, you really are pretty decent.

 

[Faded Dreams V]

Some Jay Classic guy called me a noob for winning a bunch of times with a top tier character (Smoke). Man, people didn't realize Smoke was anything above mid tier until recently. And honestly, he's not even that great at all online. Offline, fine, he's a god.