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hkriderz

hkriderz

Lin Kuei Scum, yellow robot enthusiast
Takeda players are people who bought a controller without a block button, and the UP and 2 Button are highlighted in red.

Marinjuana said:
GM Sub players break into a hot sweat every time they are in the neutral without Ice Clone.
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As a GM player I approve that stereotype 100% LOL. (you can't blame us when bitches like mileena and dvorah completely bully us without it).

Sonya players think that the ground turns into lava when they don't land a hit or are out of grenades.

War God Kotal and Acidic players decided to turn off their brains for the night.

Inferno scorpions are sad noobs that never fail to wakeup and mix with overhead and low demon thinking that it works.

Mileena and Dvorah players can go die in a hole. I hate them (pure salt as a GM main)
 
dennycascade

dennycascade

UPR_ghastem
I actually have respect for scorpion mains, he's on the more honest side of the cast for sure.
I automatically assume any top 5 character main is bad and being carried by their broken character, even though it's not always the case. Unless it's mileena :)
Really don't know why but when someone picks balanced kenshi I usually think they're an asshole trying to prove a point something. Same with people who mirror match me and don't main my character.
I literally go easy on tremor players, I know the struggle.
EDIT: by "go easy" I mean I don't abuse Jason's block infinite on them
 
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Gooberking

Gooberking

FGC Cannon Fodder
I have more thoughts on behaviors I notice over the characters. Like how intense people can get trying to counter pick when I literally have never once given a crap who they pick.
Seeing someone hidden cursor me feels like a joke and like there is some kind of cartoon on the other side involving a guy sweating and popping veins trying to not to lose, but probably will anyway because when you need to win that badly, it's probably because you aren't winning much.
 
J

jax8295

Noob
OK here's my thoughts
Kung jin: douche bag who's going to njp right at the start of the match, gonna block and punish that crap so hard but then they just keep doing it anyway...
Cage/takeda/swarm queen dvoarah: this guys block button must be broken
Sonya: DIVE KICK, POKE, BRAIN DEAD EASY PEASY SAFE ON BLOCK 50/50, GETS BLOCKED FUCK IT I'M STILL SAFE ANYWAY I DIDN'T GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL AND 50/50S ARE ALL I'VE EVER GOTTEN IN LIFE, RINSE AND REPEAT
GM sub: gonna go with that alien counter pick right about now
Mileena: you dirty top tier slut, he's probably either really good or really bad, no in between
Boraicho: he's going to fart and jump EVERYWHERE
Tanya: you must of not heard about the nerfs...
Kenshi: GET OVER HERE
Jason: so fucking annoyingly brain dead and easy to use, stop reversing my inputs you Jack ass, the gimmicks!
Lui kang: f44444444444444444 if they're a noob
Kitana: going to constantly jump and throw fans everywhere
Jax: hmmm that's my main, most people who pick him are actually pretty good so it's time to get serious!
Predator: d4, d4 into low laser, d4 into scimitar grab, d4 into the spinny disk thing, d4 into high laser, d4 into anything even if it doesn't make sense
 
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MrProfDrPepper

MrProfDrPepper

NRS, Guilty Gear, and KI, the holy trinity
For me it isn't when I see a character but I get a nasty habit of judging how good someone is by looking at them, most of the time I am deadwrong since I get cocky and then get bodied
 
Scheuerbuerste

Scheuerbuerste

"You will die, sister!"
Alien: hits you with mix ups and is like "bro look how many times i hit ex tail flip i'm so godlike"
Ok, thats the truth!

Kenshi: after every win you pop off because your character is low tier
Happens really often.

mileena: you have some weird fetishes
Hahaha ok, I think I got some serious problems and should cure them... but she's so lovely :p

Cassie: you are a cuck or a lesbian
Got more problems...

Kung jin: you always play is safe, you are that guy that waits at a stop sign for like a fucking hour
Nothing to add.

Raiden: free
True :(

Goro: only thinks "GORO"

:DOGE I Like Goro, he's so uncomplicated.
 
Scheuerbuerste

Scheuerbuerste

"You will die, sister!"
myri said:
What do you think when someone picks Bo?
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He or she's an absolute pro player who doesn't need to care if Bo pukes or not in the middle of a badass Drunken Master Combo or he/she likes to troll and confuse people with this pick and just wants to have fun and doesn't care about a loss.
 
M.D.

M.D.

Spammer. Crouch walk hater.
GM : he just wants the game to win itself for him

Cage: he wants to show me he's better than me with my character

Reptile: HE ACTUALLY THINKS HES BETTER THAN ME WITH MY FREAKIN CHARACTER

Takeda: hello? you know there's an actual person trying to play the game over here? anyone? nobody? am I alone here?
 
Meep8345

Meep8345

Noob
Mileena: Whenever you knock them down or put them in a blockstring they will immediately start sweating,crying, and screaming "THIS SHIT IS BROKEN I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BLOCK ANYTHING FOR MORE THAN 2 FRAMES" then ex ball roll or ball roll and when they win they will tbag.

Lao: they know the struggle too well and still get hated on even after the nerfs cuz it's OP af being able to actually keep idiots from jumping around. Or they're probably a maniac usually lao's are maniacs. I am Lao player so I am biased tho

Takeda: probably a horrible person irl that will tbag after any win and think that it's them winning and not just the character carrying them 24/7
And if you block any mixup or anything they will mash njp or backdash right after. Also downplays him probably and thinks he's balanced lmao

Sonya: they're the exact same thing as takeda

Sub-Zero- Probably worships tom Brady and downplays him to death.

Johnny: someone that doesn't like letting someone ever play the game if they actually stagger and can jail consistently. SD is ok

Kano: incredibly disrespectful player that will d4 after anything if it's possible. Whiff db1 d4 right after, they block it d4. And they get away with it tho you should be able to punish them for trying to d4 after it on whiff or block but you still get d4'd.

Alien: you're an asshole that's all lol

Kitana: 90% of the time a complete scrub that will jump every second even when you knock them down and you're right in their face. They also downplay every second they can and blames the loss on "well she has no mixups"

Kotal: you're probably a potato irl if you pick war god. Blood God and sun god I have nothing to say about other than they will mash b1 at the start of the round and act like it's impossible to whiff punish it.

Tremor: you probably cry yourself to sleep at night cuz you get poked 24/7, if they're in AS they'll probably jump back air quake 24/7

Cassie; either dumb and relies on 50/50's or plays actually really good neutral and is godlike

Quan: Usually a scrub that relied on htb vortex and can't do anything now cuz it's gone.

Dvorah: They're usually a good player but the character is just so dumb but I play her too lol so can't really complain

Jax: I'm about to get 11 stagger/ mixed to death if they touch me once. they're also kinda evil for playing a character with armor breaking 50/50 plus on block staggers that he can also tick throw from or make himself +7 in wrestler. They'll also armor everything

So yeah I judge people very harshly on their character and usually I'm right lmao.
 
Blonde_Huntress

Blonde_Huntress

Edenian Witch <3
Scorpion: Teleport, long combo, repeat.

Sub: Ice Clone or ice daggers and hammers

Kotal: d1 d1 d1

Mileena: Wreckless or skilled, yolo roll

Tanya: Oh wow, please be good....usually isn't. *sad face *

Predator: Plasma blast here, there, everywhere

Triborg: Something is gonna get spammed out. Net, missles, smoke bombs, ice bombs....something.

Alien: Flattery, because they know they can't beat me with their real main. ;P
 
hkriderz

hkriderz

Lin Kuei Scum, yellow robot enthusiast
Meep8345 said:
Lao: they know the struggle too well and still get hated on even after the nerfs cuz it's OP af being able to actually keep idiots from jumping around. Or they're probably a maniac usually lao's are maniacs. I am Lao player so I am biased tho
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This 100%. I co main Lao and the struggle is too real. Thank god for s1 and spin AA though.

Meep8345 said:
Sub-Zero- Probably worships tom Brady and downplays him to death.
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Fuck Tom Brady, but Sub needs a few tweaks though lol
 
T

Tundra81

Noob
Dankster Morgan said:
I'm not saying any of this is necessarily true about these characters, so if you main any of these characters, please don't take offense. And take all of this as sarcasm and satire because that's really what I'm going for.

Master of Souls Ermac and Inferno Scorpion: I always think the connection will be nothing short of abysmal and they are gonna play like they are on actual drugs but it won't matter because they will be unpunishable in the underwater connection then tell me I'm trash while they have 6-10 of their little hood rat kids yelling in the background and then calling me the n word 5000 times.

Kung Lao: they are gonna teleport a lot

Kano: they're probably an idiot

Sonya: they're probably an idiot

Mileena: they're probably an idiot for a different reason

D'Vorah: they are probably a bad person irl
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Holy crap you nailed Scorpion/Ermac on the head!! Hilarious.
 
x TeeJay o

x TeeJay o

Canary Cry Gapless Pressure
Jax :LOVE hitting buttons. Just Smashing em. But they hate when you hit buttons back on them. It's maddening I tell ya

Kotal:BOY THESE DUDES HAVE INSANE NUETRAL PLAY..Don't get knocked down. Cause on okI I got b1. B1 into a 50/50 and no back dashing my gaps bitch I got a sword that u gotta hold. Godlike footsie I'm the next justin wong.

Raiden: You probably have herpes. Seriously. 1 superman dive and yo ass is toast. Easy peazy 50/50 combos in the corner for 44%. I obviously need to level up guys

A List Cage: I really don't think they know how to block. Once their stamina is gone, they just freak out and Yolo nutpunch. Every single time I promise.

Alien: You're gonna D4 at the start of the match aren't you? *Does IJP2* Godammit...

*Rematches. You're gonna IJP2 at the start of the match aren't you? Does D4 into tail flip* FUCKKKK

 
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