If your 5 min Kang does better than him you don't understand how you should play Reptile, but you do for Kang (maybe). I don't like bragging, but if my prepatch "garbage" tier Reptile can beat Michelangelo's tournament placer Quan Chi in a FT5 then he can't be that bad. Just in the east coast we have srryimwhite, citizensnips, me, rapzilla, coach steve and a couple of more people from VA. But I guess we're all "no one".
I've placed top 8 at every regional and local tournament. Boo hoo I get brackets of death at the 2 majors I've been to, who gives a shit. I literally just got 2nd at xbattles side tourneycrap (left work at 5 invitational started at 3:30 :/) and this is all with prepatch reptile.
Every single thing you post is in these forums is about how bad reptile is, even though Fraud blank, me, aj, haketh and a bunch of other people tell you that he's not absolute dogshit and even less now that they fixed some of his issues you're still saying it. Play a real bottom tier in another game and then come back, seriously. I have to wonder who the hell do you play against that apparently rekts your reptile every time.
If you're so adamant on showing me how bad he is and how much you understanding way beyond anyone in this forum, then money match me in the mirror at evo.