Hey, TYM. It's me, MKX.
I remember back when you said you'd learned your lesson from MK9, and Injustice would be different. But it wasn't. I heard the same thing before I came around, too, and I wanted to believe it this time... but really, nothing has changed. Your words were just empty promises.
I feel like I can't breathe. We haven't even been together a month, but I'm already being smothered under a deluge of negativity and complaints about so many of my characters. I realize that you may feel I have certain flaws, but I implore you to spend a bit more time with me before coming to such concrete conclusions.
I can already hear your rebuttal, and you know what, save your breath. "But MKX, we've been together, and I'm already positive that X Y and Z are just awful." Well, TYM, I think that's bullshit. I know you've been with other games before, and you've had that same presumptuous, arrogant attitude. It doesn't suit you, it certainly doesn't serve you well, and you end up completely wrong as often as you end up right.
So could you please drop the condescending, know-it-all attitude, and lets just enjoy our time together right now? Let's go back to your place, get in the lab together, and do some exploring. And if you're really unhappy with your character, how about instead of harping on me, you just move on to another? Step aside and give the dedicated character specialists some time to truly explore me and see they find. It takes months. They're actually grinding it out right now, instead of complaining on the forums.
Anyways, that's all I wanted to say. Look, I think you're awesome. I'd simply appreciate a little time to breathe here before you presume to know everything about me.
- MKX