juicepouch
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Batman's zoning is broke. You know how many times Joker's gunshot whiff's on that???!!!!Just got one of the best-feeling hatemails. I was playing Batman, and I didn't even use j2!
I was playing a Lex called xLTM, about 5000 to 2000, he started off well by getting trait and a few gadgets out after about 10 seconds but that was when it began...
The batarang assault.
It started with one which he blocked, but the second one broke his trait, the third held him down, the fourth, the fifth, it continued.
Batarang, batarang, batarang. With a steady supply of one trait bat as well the onslaught continued, he tried everything from jumping over the batarangs to air corp charging to traiting up and he just couldn't do it. If he jumped there was an up batarang waiting for him or a trait bat following him, anti-airing him so I could convert. If he tried to trait up it'd disappear just as quickly as he'd got it with each multihitting batarang that shredded through. It was a glorious bar and a half of health.
Then he quit. He couldn't take it any more. I felt powerful, a deity of the double-hitting projectile. And my win was then further glorified by the four capitalised letters that guaranteed my place in his avoided players list...
CUNT
And none of the batarangs were even meter burned...
Possessed by Satan.
Duuude, thanks for quoting that. I haven't watched it in so long. I forgot how funny it is.
The blow up is real. #KreygasmSo I got some sort of hatemail for the first time in a long time last night. I'm on ps4, so there's been a lot of people on lately who think they're know what they're talking about with this game, but have been playing for 2 months. This dude on a KOTH who goes by Auto-Chrisbot, a fellow grundy main,was talking about the st ruffle of mailing grundy and he was going off about catwoman. I used to think it was in Cw's favor but I believe it's even now. Anyway he was saying how broke she was amd I said just watch it's not that hard. I played the cw player and beat him. Here's where it Started getting funny.
After I won he started messaging me telling me everything I did wrong. He was trying to tell me I gotta do tick throws to NOT get punished. And how WCC doesn't achieve anything (lol). Mind you this kid was doing raw grave rot on wakeup. His first message was "C'mon man, trait grab if your opponent blocks f13, you should know that"
I messaged him back, telling him he has no business telling me how to play grundy when he just got bodied. His response:
"Hey man, you're good, but you're not the best grundy. I'm just trying to help you reach your potential and do better"
So the moment of truth came up a few matches later when it was his turn up. He went superman so I went wowo cuz that mu for grundy is ass. He didn't even take half of my first lifebar. So I I Stanly messaged him saying "what did I do wrong that time?"
Didn't get a message back until I played a bane player. I had him in the right corner at FIS while in debuff and hit a MBWC. So I did laser and transitioned him, thinking it would kill him cuz of lvl 3 debuff. But he didn't die and it winded up costing me the game.
He messaged me again saying "ugh, never transition after the laser it scls the damage too much.
Then I put him on blast cuz he started annoying me messaging me after every game.
"Bro, maybe if you were messing everyone up with grundy I'd listen to what you have to say, but you're the one getting messed up when using him. When you got bodied by that cw player and got first life barred, I could've wrote an essay on what you were doing wrong. But I didnt, because I have no business telling you how to play/not to play. I know what I'm doing with grundy so you can stop attempting to give me pointers and critique me. Either FT10 me in the mirror or stop"
We did the mirror once and i got a TOD combo on him after doing WCC about 40 times. He quit the lobby after that
I bet he thinks Lobo bodies Grundy too. "Bruh! Grundy gets zoned by nuke shells!"So I got some sort of hatemail for the first time in a long time last night. I'm on ps4, so there's been a lot of people on lately who think they're know what they're talking about with this game, but have been playing for 2 months. This dude on a KOTH who goes by Auto-Chrisbot, a fellow grundy main,was talking about the st ruffle of mailing grundy and he was going off about catwoman. I used to think it was in Cw's favor but I believe it's even now. Anyway he was saying how broke she was amd I said just watch it's not that hard. I played the cw player and beat him. Here's where it Started getting funny.
After I won he started messaging me telling me everything I did wrong. He was trying to tell me I gotta do tick throws to NOT get punished. And how WCC doesn't achieve anything (lol). Mind you this kid was doing raw grave rot on wakeup. His first message was "C'mon man, trait grab if your opponent blocks f13, you should know that"
I messaged him back, telling him he has no business telling me how to play grundy when he just got bodied. His response:
"Hey man, you're good, but you're not the best grundy. I'm just trying to help you reach your potential and do better"
So the moment of truth came up a few matches later when it was his turn up. He went superman so I went wowo cuz that mu for grundy is ass. He didn't even take half of my first lifebar. So I I Stanly messaged him saying "what did I do wrong that time?"
Didn't get a message back until I played a bane player. I had him in the right corner at FIS while in debuff and hit a MBWC. So I did laser and transitioned him, thinking it would kill him cuz of lvl 3 debuff. But he didn't die and it winded up costing me the game.
He messaged me again saying "ugh, never transition after the laser it scls the damage too much.
Then I put him on blast cuz he started annoying me messaging me after every game.
"Bro, maybe if you were messing everyone up with grundy I'd listen to what you have to say, but you're the one getting messed up when using him. When you got bodied by that cw player and got first life barred, I could've wrote an essay on what you were doing wrong. But I didnt, because I have no business telling you how to play/not to play. I know what I'm doing with grundy so you can stop attempting to give me pointers and critique me. Either FT10 me in the mirror or stop"
We did the mirror once and i got a TOD combo on him after doing WCC about 40 times. He quit the lobby after that
Well he thinks grundy bodies Cyborg
Yo just get chip trait on scrub. 8-2 free.Well he thinks grundy bodies Cyborg
Lol. You sound like me talking about the grundy/lobo MU
Nah that was douchey man. Maybe he just wants to keep waking up see when you're gonna stop. Whatever.
I don't care if it came off as me being a douche, dude. I really don't. He was playing like trash, so I told him that. *shrug*
Well I mean there are tons of noobs out there, man. But you don't go telling everyone you're a noob when you beat them just because they're noobs, you know what I mean?
Nah Eldriken is a cool guy, which is the reason why I'm discussing this with him.
I get that random bug up my ass every now and again to say shit like that unprovoked.
That does explain it.
I'm not falling for it. Try and find a better way to bait me into playing you.
That was a great write-up! Very hilarious! You need to write up more shit like this from games where you rek nubz with zoning and they rage quite haha xDJust got one of the best-feeling hatemails. I was playing Batman, and I didn't even use j2!
I was playing a Lex called xLTM, about 5000 to 2000, he started off well by getting trait and a few gadgets out after about 10 seconds but that was when it began...
The batarang assault.
It started with one which he blocked, but the second one broke his trait, the third held him down, the fourth, the fifth, it continued.
Batarang, batarang, batarang. With a steady supply of one trait bat as well the onslaught continued, he tried everything from jumping over the batarangs to air corp charging to traiting up and he just couldn't do it. If he jumped there was an up batarang waiting for him or a trait bat following him, anti-airing him so I could convert. If he tried to trait up it'd disappear just as quickly as he'd got it with each multihitting batarang that shredded through. It was a glorious bar and a half of health.
Then he quit. He couldn't take it any more. I felt powerful, a deity of the double-hitting projectile. And my win was then further glorified by the four capitalised letters that guaranteed my place in his avoided players list...
CUNT
And none of the batarangs were even meter burned...
I think it's because rumor has it, you're still running off AOL.
