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The injustice Hate Mail Thread (Foul language)

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Eldriken

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Youphemism said:
So I was beating this guy and he left halfway through so I decided to troll him telling him to "stop being a maggot fucker that makes horseshoes for a living and grow up. Learn to MLG bruh level up noob cunt" which doesn't mean anything but it's fun to troll :DOGE

He replies with "You want me to grow up? You're sitting there playing offline for an hour. All you did was spam. Why don't you grow a set of fuckin balls and actually play the game without using a fuckin cheat code you little cunt."

I was using Wonder Woman...
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I'd have been like, "...a cheat code? Bitch, please. I'm all up in your ass with Game Shark, MOTHERFUCKER!"
 
Kinetic Balding1

Kinetic Balding1

Day 1 Phenomenal Cyborg
So last night in ranked, I was matched up with this typical ranked deathstroke named NOSMILE. He had around 4500 wins and 300 losses, but had over 3000 disconnects! He goes straight to deathstroke. I pick doomsday. This guy is just your typical ranked scrub hunting deathstroke. He really didn't knoww hat he was doing other than mindlessly shooting guns and sword flipping ( I blocked everytime) when I got in. Once I blocked his ranked tactics sword flips, I sweeped, then body splash crossup then sweep and repeat. I don't think he was trying to block and just trying to mash wakeups. Once I got his red bar half way down, I cornered him and did earth shake over and over, he didn't even try waking up. Until...... "Your opponent has left the game" Here are the messages. Me: You bring me to No smile. Him: I have no smile for your doomsday cheese pattern. Me: Yeah thats actually the pattern I put on my cheese for lunch, I have no smile for your pattern of deathstroke gun cheddar cheese. Him: Blocked 4 trolling. After that, I haven't gotten another message from him. Right after, I clicked on his tag and it said he was on mk9. Maybe he uses kano and throws knives mindlessly then ragequits and sends hate mail when his knives aren't working.
 
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Eldriken

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Kinetic Balding1 said:
So last night in ranked, I was matched up with this typical ranked deathstroke named NOSMILE. He had around 4500 wins and 300 losses, but had over 3000 disconnects! He goes straight to deathstroke. I pick doomsday. This guy is just your typical ranked scrub hunting deathstroke. He really didn't knoww hat he was doing other than mindlessly shooting guns and sword flipping ( I blocked everytime) when I got in. Once I blocked his ranked tactics sword flips, I sweeped, then body splash crossup then sweep and repeat. I don't think he was trying to block and just trying to mash wakeups. Once I got his red bar half way down, I cornered him and did earth shake over and over, he didn't even try waking up. Until...... "Your opponent has left the game" Here are the messages. Me: You bring me to No smile. Him: I have no smile for your doomsday cheese pattern. Me: Yeah thats actually the pattern I put on my cheese for lunch, I have no smile for your pattern of deathstroke gun cheddar cheese. Him: Blocked 4 trolling. After that, I haven't gotten another message from him. Right after, I clicked on his tag and it said he was on mk9. Maybe he uses kano and throws knives mindlessly then ragequits and sends hate mail when his knives aren't working.
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That dude rage quits on me whenever we get matched up.

He always picks Ferris for his stage so he can try and sit back and use nothing but guns and the missile interactable.
 
Emperor Eevee

Emperor Eevee

Learn to take a joke pal!
Kinetic Balding1 said:
So last night in ranked, I was matched up with this typical ranked deathstroke named NOSMILE. He had around 4500 wins and 300 losses, but had over 3000 disconnects! He goes straight to deathstroke. I pick doomsday. This guy is just your typical ranked scrub hunting deathstroke. He really didn't knoww hat he was doing other than mindlessly shooting guns and sword flipping ( I blocked everytime) when I got in. Once I blocked his ranked tactics sword flips, I sweeped, then body splash crossup then sweep and repeat. I don't think he was trying to block and just trying to mash wakeups. Once I got his red bar half way down, I cornered him and did earth shake over and over, he didn't even try waking up. Until...... "Your opponent has left the game" Here are the messages. Me: You bring me to No smile. Him: I have no smile for your doomsday cheese pattern. Me: Yeah thats actually the pattern I put on my cheese for lunch, I have no smile for your pattern of deathstroke gun cheddar cheese. Him: Blocked 4 trolling. After that, I haven't gotten another message from him. Right after, I clicked on his tag and it said he was on mk9. Maybe he uses kano and throws knives mindlessly then ragequits and sends hate mail when his knives aren't working.
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I've bodied him with Harley soooo bad, that he doesn't even play me. Literally, he sees my name, then immediately ragequits.
 
RM NoBrows

RM NoBrows

Supah hawt fiyah
Kinetic Balding1 said:
So last night in ranked, I was matched up with this typical ranked deathstroke named NOSMILE. He had around 4500 wins and 300 losses, but had over 3000 disconnects! He goes straight to deathstroke. I pick doomsday. This guy is just your typical ranked scrub hunting deathstroke. He really didn't knoww hat he was doing other than mindlessly shooting guns and sword flipping ( I blocked everytime) when I got in. Once I blocked his ranked tactics sword flips, I sweeped, then body splash crossup then sweep and repeat. I don't think he was trying to block and just trying to mash wakeups. Once I got his red bar half way down, I cornered him and did earth shake over and over, he didn't even try waking up. Until...... "Your opponent has left the game" Here are the messages. Me: You bring me to No smile. Him: I have no smile for your doomsday cheese pattern. Me: Yeah thats actually the pattern I put on my cheese for lunch, I have no smile for your pattern of deathstroke gun cheddar cheese. Him: Blocked 4 trolling. After that, I haven't gotten another message from him. Right after, I clicked on his tag and it said he was on mk9. Maybe he uses kano and throws knives mindlessly then ragequits and sends hate mail when his knives aren't working.
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Lol this guy. Played him on ranked two nights ago and did the same thing when I used dyke kyle amd said the same thing about broken cheese setups
 
Tony at Home

Tony at Home

Master
This was a good one. I played 2 games with this guy (he left after the second and wouldn't accept my invites back). The first game he got zoned out bad and couldn't take my first lifebar. The second game I was distracted with my dog wanting to play, since I'm with the fam for thanksgiving, and he BARELY won that one.

DaMerkTrain: "bum"
Me: "GG's"
DaMerkTain: "I know u suk"
Me: "Just block and get through the zoning, it's not that bad" (he had lost the first game horribly, and barely squeezed a win out for the second game)
DaMerkTrain: i know wat to do bum i cant wait till all u ki noobs get on mk x u wont beat me once
Me: "Shall we have a ft10 good sir? Friendly match?"
DaMerkTrain: "i already beat u bum"
Me: "you beat me once in 2 matches. we are 1 and 1. Ft10? I'll invite you"
DaMerkTrain: "i won last im the king"

Yeah guys. He won the last game in a set of 2, where he got bodied the first and barely won the second. Watch out for him, he says he's going to body everyone in MK X. SRSLY.



Best part was "i won last im the king", that was when I started laughing. That's how you know he's one of THOSE people, who will go 10 matches with you in MK where you end it quickly to get onto the next one, then the moment he wins, tea-bags like crazy, does a fatality, leaves, and messages you calling you a scrub :p
 
RelentlessOhio

RelentlessOhio

Divekick x 1000
I don't know why but this thread reminds me of back in the day when I would do CAL matches in Counter-Strike with my clan. And we'd kick the shit out of the other team, and they'd accuse us of aim botting and hacking.

And we're like, uh it's a CAL match dipshits.
 
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Eldriken

Guest
RelentlessOhio said:
I don't know why but this thread reminds me of back in the day when I would do CAL matches in Counter-Strike with my clan. And we'd kick the shit out of the other team, and they'd accuse us of aim botting and hacking.

And we're like, uh it's a CAL match dipshits.
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What does "CAL" stand for? I haven't played CS in a long time.
 
RelentlessOhio

RelentlessOhio

Divekick x 1000
Cyberathlete Professional League. Back in the day (6-7 years ago) it was the main competitive league, and kind of gave rise to eSports.

They had different divisions, where some were invite-only.

It's complete shit now though. Part of the reason I stopped playing.
 
Eric The Scruffy

Eric The Scruffy

Warrior
I'm here to post this and give major shoutouts and exposure to based god @flipkev for this insanely cathartic game in ranked. For those of you who don't know, i've made mention of a scrub to end all scrubs on xbox live named "No Smile" before here: http://testyourmight.com/threads/the-injustice-hate-mail-thread-foul-language.30484/page-80

Well for the last month this guy has continued to troll me by forcing me to waste my time by sitting at the character select screen and ragequitting at the start of the match over and over and over again. Some nights I will even get paired up with him multiple times in a row, but I can't even have the satisfaction of bodying him. Well now I will forever have this:



The best part? After this I ran into no smile on ranked and plugged my mic in to ask "how did flipkevs dick taste?"....and he ragequit immediately. It really is the simple things in life. :D:D:D:D
 
RM NoBrows

RM NoBrows

Supah hawt fiyah
TelekineticBeing said:


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I LITERALLY GOT THE SAME MESSAGES. I beat him 5-0 before he quit. And there was one random lag spike amd he quit after that game and popped off. He said pathetic trash. And I said I can't do anything about a random lag spike and you challenged me so go cry somewhere else. Everything after that I told him stay salty. He went on about how poor I and I was salty because I apparently didn't beat him. I am now too blocked :)
 
JustPressingButtons

JustPressingButtons

Clown
Lol redpassionmark. The saltiest player I've ever played on psn. He got dropped in NW mirrors, then ragequit then tells people in King of the hill lobbies I find him in to avoid playing me at all costs.
 
orochiDragon

orochiDragon

PSN OROCHI-dragon / Archangel-44
RM NoBrows said:
I LITERALLY GOT THE SAME MESSAGES. I beat him 5-0 before he quit. And there was one random lag spike amd he quit after that game and popped off. He said pathetic trash. And I said I can't do anything about a random lag spike and you challenged me so go cry somewhere else. Everything after that I told him stay salty. He went on about how poor I and I was salty because I apparently didn't beat him. I am now too blocked :)
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Good cw lol. 11:11 ericz19's vid.
 
Compbros

Compbros

Man of Tomorrow
Double post but new situation requires new post.

A few months ago I linked a video about HRTENACIOUS calling BunLantern "a Spam" and a bunch of other stuff. Well now he's commenting on the video, complimenting himself, and talking about how BunLantern sucks again.

The video:



The image in case you just want that:

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The discussion with him, and another guy, is still on-going.
 
Amplified$hotz

Amplified$hotz

I like Tekken 8
Kinetic Balding1 said:
So last night in ranked, I was matched up with this typical ranked deathstroke named NOSMILE. He had around 4500 wins and 300 losses, but had over 3000 disconnects! He goes straight to deathstroke. I pick doomsday. This guy is just your typical ranked scrub hunting deathstroke. He really didn't knoww hat he was doing other than mindlessly shooting guns and sword flipping ( I blocked everytime) when I got in. Once I blocked his ranked tactics sword flips, I sweeped, then body splash crossup then sweep and repeat. I don't think he was trying to block and just trying to mash wakeups. Once I got his red bar half way down, I cornered him and did earth shake over and over, he didn't even try waking up. Until...... "Your opponent has left the game" Here are the messages. Me: You bring me to No smile. Him: I have no smile for your doomsday cheese pattern. Me: Yeah thats actually the pattern I put on my cheese for lunch, I have no smile for your pattern of deathstroke gun cheddar cheese. Him: Blocked 4 trolling. After that, I haven't gotten another message from him. Right after, I clicked on his tag and it said he was on mk9. Maybe he uses kano and throws knives mindlessly then ragequits and sends hate mail when his knives aren't working.
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I always played him and he always picked ferris and would always beat me by timeout and send me something that would make me mad so I blocked him. Now I beat him Everytime and he rage quits. Everytime. He is really bad. I mean you have that many win/losses and he reset his level for some reason but you'd think he'd know at least one deathstroke setup. He just puts himself in the corner and gets bodied from there.
 
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