Funniest "hatemail" received

[Armageddon]

Did you guys read the post you quoted? I said it is hardER to punish. And MOST charecters can't punish her with full dmg combo since she's in mid air.

I read it. Her tele and her roll aren't hard to punish AT ALL. Go read sometime, you might learn something: http://testyourmight.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?105-Mileena

That is why I said "I dont LIKE fighting her" just then. Please read before you post something

You also called her broken. So you must HATE fighting such BROKEN, CHEAP, OP character (Sorry I repeated myself 3 times there... With 3 words with 3 different meanings... That all mean the same thing to you. I still don't get that.)

So you don't think spamming D4 is just a little annoying and maybe even a little cheap? If you don't then theres something wrong with you.
Remember I said a LITTLE.

It's no more annoying than any other move in the game that you don't understand how to punish. READ: http://testyourmight.com/forum/showthread.php?9770-Punishing-d-4

Spoiler

:salty: :salty: :salty: :salty: :salty:

Ok well am I typeing in all caps, cursing you out, losing my marbels ect? No? Then im not salty. There, now you can hear text.

If I answer yes to all 3 of those, will you take my new ability away? I have to wear earplugs when I read books now... :\

 

[Sage Leviathan]

I wasn't bitching, do I dislike it? Yes. Is it a big problem? No, I just don't understande why she gets it and maye a charecter that could use it a little more didnt get it. Or why she has it at all. I feel like she dosn't need the quicker recovery so peaple can't get a FULL punish, like everyone else does.

Triple post?

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!

Bottom line (imo):
-Mileenas not broken
-CSZs not OP
-???
-Friendship

 

[Armageddon]

Bottom line (imo):
-Mileenas not broken
-CSZs not OP
-???
-Friendship

THIS. THIS THIS THIS. PLEASE. ^ :focus:

 

[RampaginDragon]

I read it. Her tele and her roll aren't hard to punish AT ALL. Go read sometime, you might learn something: http://testyourmight.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?105-Mileena

For the 3rd time... Its hardER ER ER, than punishing a reqular one, and whats your excuse for not being ale to punish with full dmg on most charecters. Its not even that big of a deal, im just wondering why she gets it and no one else does.

You also called her broken. So you must HATE fighting such BROKEN, CHEAP, OP character (Sorry I repeated myself 3 times there... With 3 words with 3 different meanings... That all mean the same thing to you. I still don't get that.)

For the... I lost count. I said I said that to get on your nerves because you were trying to get on mine.

It's no more annoying than any other move in the game that you don't understand how to punish. READ: http://testyourmight.com/forum/showthread.php?9770-Punishing-d-4

Repeating my self once more. I said I know it can be punished if you keep doing it even though you know they are about to punish it. If they are out of range why would you keep doing it any way, if they are about to jk you why would you keep doing it, if they back up so they can do a special you can just block then punish.

If I answer yes to all 3 of those, will you take my new ability away? I have to wear earplugs when I read books now... :\

Thank you for something to compare bad jokes to, to see if they are the worst joke ever.

 

[RampaginDragon]

Bottom line (imo):
-Mileenas not broken
-CSZs not OP
-???
-Friendship

I COMPLETELY agree with this. Even though that guy saying CSZ is op was jokeing.

 

[Armageddon]

For the 3rd time... Its hardER ER ER, than punishing a reqular one, and whats your excuse for not being ale to punish with full dmg on most charecters. Its not even that big of a deal, im just wondering why she gets it and no one else does.

... I'm just going to end it with this: If you can't punish her roll with a full combo after blocking it, you lack thumbs. Maybe not the combo you want, but you should get a good amount of damage. Uppercut = doing it wrong. Her teleport: A good portion of the cast gets a full combo off this. No idea about CSZ. Again, bad match up. :violin:

For the... I lost count. I said I said that to get on your nerves because you were trying to get on mine.

You did that once. You also called her cheap here on TYM, not directed towards me in any way. You also called her broken, which is a VERY DIFFERENT WORD. :salty:

Repeating my self once more. I said I know it can be punished if you keep doing it even though you know they are about to punish it. If they are out of range why would you keep doing it any way, if they are about to jk you why would you keep doing it, if they back up so they can do a special you can just block then punish.

If you try a jump in punch, most Mileena players will d4 to avoid it. Do a jump in kick instead. Not difficult. Catch them off guard.

Thank you for something to compare bad jokes to, to see if they are the worst joke ever.

Who said it was a joke? REVERSE YOUR SPELL, FIEND.

I COMPLETELY agree with this. Even though that guy saying CSZ is op was jokeing.

... Obviously. oh:



Now if you wish to keep running in circles with this shit, PM me. :focus:

 

[RampaginDragon]

... I'm just going to end it with this: If you can't punish her roll with a full combo after blocking it, you lack thumbs. Maybe not the combo you want, but you should get a good amount of damage. Uppercut = doing it wrong. Her teleport: A good portion of the cast gets a full combo off this. No idea about CSZ. Again, bad match up. :violin:

Thank God this is over. One last thing though then Im done too. And all I have to say is that with CSZ, block tele. You best bet (i think) is 34>>b22 slide for 23% or something My bnb does 43-70+ if If land a reset. And thats how it goes for most charecters. Theres a good 20% cut off of most peoples combos since they cant punish fully.

Back to topic


Some one sent me rage mail earlier because I kept blocking smokes tele and punishing

The msg said "i love your blockin fukn pussy"

To witch I said "Sorry I dind't let you hit me"

he said "im pretty sure i did fukn dumass" (The lowest health i had at any given point was 50%)

I said "Well would you like a rematch?"

He did not reply. lulz

 

[Killphil]

I gotta say I'm surprised none of my hatemail has made it here, although I always look for tym members and usually never get to play them. I remember one instance where this guy picked scorpion against me. The game was laggy to the point where if I didn't look about 5 seconds into the future I wouldn't be able to do shit. He wins with teleports and uppercuts against me. He then teabagged me and fatalitied me. I took a breath and said I'd be sure to beat his ass the next match and return the favor. He must of mashed circle to get out of there because I couldn't even put my choice in. This was my first game of the night and I got a little heated and proceeded to send "kongrats [ban incoming]" to him. He then responds with "lol ahahahahahahah u mad? my foot your ass hahahah" or something close to that. I usually don't let things get to me but this particular instance bugged me.

Another time some guy called me a glitcher because I kept guessing right with the scorpion vortex. I got a little giggle out of that one.

 

[RomeoBravoDelta]

I fought a Sonya today that only blocked high, leaving her completely open to Sektor's b34. They quit halfway though the second round and sent me a message calling me a "pussy" saying "using one movie isn't fighting." I didn't realize b34 combos all counted as a single move.

 

[RampaginDragon]

A few days ago someone sent me a msg calling me bad and a pussy because I kept using the same high starting combo. If its my bnb why would I punish you with anything else? He was using Scorpion, I was using CSZ and When I blocked his tele I punished with my max dmg combo/reset, and that is what he sent me.

 

[Armageddon]

I joined a random KOTH room, this guy and his friend sat in a match for the full amount of time and just teabagged... So when I got a chance to play him, I kicked this shit out of him. He rage quit, then sent me ALL OF THESE. Funniest one: "You ain't no girl, and if you are, you're a big ol' fat one" ... Referring to my gamer picture which is OBVIOUSLY MILEENA.

"WIBBLE... WOBBLE."


I told him to learn how to block. Still waiting on a response.

 

[Carefoot]

Playing Stryker I have the occasional run in with someone who is like fuck the police but instead of this fun hip hop way from the 80s its white Americans usually from the south who rile out and scream over xbox live about how either a). they're going to kick my ass or b). them throwing their sticks because I just kicked theirs.

The voice messages used to be the best but I can't listen or read any of them anymore. I have just moved onto ignoring the message, blocking them and moving on. Its usually pretty unevolved.

 

[Temjiin]

Playing Stryker I have the occasional run in with someone who is like fuck the police but instead of this fun hip hop way from the 80s its white Americans usually from the south who rile out and scream over xbox live about how either a). they're going to kick my ass or b). them throwing their sticks because I just kicked theirs.

The voice messages used to be the best but I can't listen or read any of them anymore. I have just moved onto ignoring the message, blocking them and moving on. Its usually pretty unevolved.

Carefoot I was just about to Babality you and you left, shame.

 

[-Deadman-]

From : jhonkers
Subject : ur garbage
"u force people to spam?way weak( BLOCKED)"

... I think I just got superpowers. I made him spam me, with my MIND!

Knife > Cage snot

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btw gg the other night Karefoot, I was sweating bc our match decided my "Outstanding!" 10 ranked wins trophy.

 

[Carefoot]

Carefoot I was just about to Babality you and you left, shame.

I leave so I can move onto the next match I'm not at all salty in fact I enjoy your dis-satisfaction and feed off it. Also Temjiin your reptile is a super scrubby I wouldn't be so eager too beat my chest. Maybe if you leave your mancave one day I can beat you outside of your bed room so you can't break down and cry like you want too here.

 

[ChuckFiasco]

Carefoot I was just about to Babality you and you left, shame.

Ragequit...lolz...

 

[ChuckFiasco]

I had a guy tell me to go get molested by my parents the other day.

 

[1man3letters]

apparently i spam the block button while playing online :hammer:

 

[Temjiin]

I leave so I can move onto the next match I'm not at all salty in fact I enjoy your dis-satisfaction and feed off it. Also Temjiin your reptile is a super scrubby I wouldn't be so eager too beat my chest. Maybe if you leave your mancave one day I can beat you outside of your bed room so you can't break down and cry like you want too here.

Haha I wasn't attacking your gameplay here but whatever, it was a little bit of banter.

I'll let anyone in TYM call me a scrub except you though, even for a Stryker player that was pretty weak. Gun gun gun grenade gun gun gun grenade. Hence babied

 

[NogunYesknife]

LOL ive been getting love mail. while using kabal.

"nice skills"

"OMG are you cancelling the dash"

But also hate:

"STOP EXPLOITING UNEQUAL FRAME ADVANTAGE"

lol

 

[aj1701]

I leave so I can move onto the next match I'm not at all salty in fact I enjoy your dis-satisfaction and feed off it. Also Temjiin your reptile is a super scrubby I wouldn't be so eager too beat my chest. Maybe if you leave your mancave one day I can beat you outside of your bed room so you can't break down and cry like you want too here.

Ya youre not salty. Quiting is lame no matter how you try to justify it. Also, no need to threaten someone. Its a game, get over it.

 

[ChuckFiasco]

Hence babied

This made me lolz...

 

[Killphil]

I leave so I can move onto the next match I'm not at all salty in fact I enjoy your dis-satisfaction and feed off it. Also Temjiin your reptile is a super scrubby I wouldn't be so eager too beat my chest. Maybe if you leave your mancave one day I can beat you outside of your bed room so you can't break down and cry like you want too here.

I don't know man, if a "super scrubby" reptile was going to babality you what does that say about how you played? I understand your frustration, but you obviously did something really wrong in your match if thats the case. Really no justification for rage quitting. You lose, you shouldn't decide what happens. "saving time" is a cop out. People hardly ever fatal/babie anymore so when it does happen it shouldn't be a big deal. Just my two cents.

 

[Alice]

How it comes that I play a Csz and Cyrax/Cyblax and I rarely got any hatemail?
It happens that a KOTH gets empty 20 minutes after I joined, but why no hatemails? I want them!
Got only 4-5 this far.

 

[Carefoot]

Ragequit...lolz...

Naw I just don't waste my time on fatals/win pose. Paint dry time to evolve.

Haha I wasn't attacking your gameplay here but whatever, it was a little bit of banter.

I'll let anyone in TYM call me a scrub except you though, even for a Stryker player that was pretty weak. Gun gun gun grenade gun gun gun grenade. Hence babied

I don't remember playing you thats how forgettable you are. The last babality I sat through was at PDP in May 2011. Thats about the same time I would still sit through one. Online you beat me; meaningless.

Ya youre not salty. Quiting is lame no matter how you try to justify it. Also, no need to threaten someone. Its a game, get over it.

I've 'rage quit' for months too save time making it too top 50 on PSN. Saves time.

I don't know man, if a "super scrubby" reptile was going to babality you what does that say about how you played? I understand your frustration, but you obviously did something really wrong in your match if thats the case. Really no justification for rage quitting. You lose, you shouldn't decide what happens. "saving time" is a cop out. People hardly ever fatal/babie anymore so when it does happen it shouldn't be a big deal. Just my two cents.

Since release I don't care about fatals or winposes. Thats actually not a big part of MK for me. In offline matches I play with blood off. I prefer a higher frame rate. Tell you what if you want too watch paint dry you can too me I'd rather look at a picture of a puppy or make better use of my time.


Its kind of disturbing the attitude of the masses here "you have to sit through repetitive gore" or be marked salty. I think thats whack in a tournament I would just quit out of your stupid bullshit back into character select if I still had a round left.