Funniest "hatemail" received

[Verstande]

Not rage mail, but someone challenged me,i won the match and he declined a rematch. It the chat he says"nice hitbox spammer" I didnt bother to reply. Itsa nice complement as I play on stick.

LOL

 

[Reedoms]

I think this was the first one I ever got. I got him in an endless loop of Saibot black hole resets in the corner and he couldn't do shit to get out.

 

[RomeoBravoDelta]

I've only ever gotten hate-mail for my Mileena, and only from people who don't understand the concept of blocking U4 standing. One guy that sent me mail ranked Mileena up there wil Noob Saibot as a "spammy noob chars."

 

[Armageddon]

I played a guy today. He used Sub-Zero, I used Mileena. I won. He gets mad that I threw too many sais and rage quits and sends me this.

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Me: You mean ZONER*?

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Me: Give me one good reason why I should get close to you and risk getting hit when I don't have to at all, Scrub-Zero.

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Me: Well, it was smarter for me to just zone you. Mileena vs. Sub up close isn't really in my favor. If you're that salty over this, I'll give you a rematch.

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(What comeback? Lmao.)

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Me: It was fun for me.

And then this guy a few days ago. He played as Raiden. The first time I fought him, he talked shit the entire match, then I beat him and he rage quits. 2nd time, he beats me and sends me this.

The 3rd time, I beat him AGAIN, and he sends me this...

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:salty:

 

[GNG Iniquity]

Good god man, I'd throw my 360 off my balcony if I had to deal with that shit. I've had to deal with a handful of rage quitters and trolls today, but at least I don't get people imitating Carlos Mencia in voice messages and constant hatemail.

 

[Armageddon]

Good god man, I'd throw my 360 off my balcony if I had to deal with that shit. I've had to deal with a handful of rage quitters and trolls today, but at least I don't get people imitating Carlos Mencia in voice messages and constant hatemail.

I have considered this option many, many, many times.


More hate!
I fought a Cage player and zoned him. He won. It was a good game, but at the end he teabagged me. I don't ever rage quit, but I do quit if someone teabags. It is a waste of time. After the match I sent him "GG just try not to be a dick and teabag next time."

This is the conversation that followed.

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Me: I didn't feel like not being able to move the entire match. You seem frustrated.

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Me: I didn't rage quit. I just didn't feel like letting you waste my time teabagging. Zoning was pretty much my only option.

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Me: AHAHAHAHA you just made my night. I assume you want me to just sit still and let you flawless me, right?

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Me: I fucking love you. You're my favorite.

And this next one...

 

[AREZ God of War]

ROFLMFAO!!! What the fuck was that? Please tell me someone didn't really send you that on XBL.

 

[Faded Dreams V]

I have considered this option many, many, many times.


More hate!
I fought a Cage player and zoned him. He won. It was a good game, but at the end he teabagged me. I don't ever rage quit, but I do quit if someone teabags. It is a waste of time. After the match I sent him "GG just try not to be a dick and teabag next time."

This is the conversation that followed.

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Me: I didn't feel like not being able to move the entire match. You seem frustrated.

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Me: I didn't rage quit. I just didn't feel like letting you waste my time teabagging. Zoning was pretty much my only option.

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Me: AHAHAHAHA you just made my night. I assume you want me to just sit still and let you flawless me, right?

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Me: I fucking love you. You're my favorite.

And this next one...

lolol. Dill Mac is from Gamefaqs. He's never raged or caused any trouble to my knowledge. Your playstyle must be fucking annoying (which is good in my book). xD

 

[Armageddon]

ROFLMFAO!!! What the fuck was that? Please tell me someone didn't really send you that on XBL.

Sadly they did. I laughed for a good 5 minutes.

lolol. Dill Mac is from Gamefaqs. He's never raged or caused any trouble to my knowledge. Your playstyle must be fucking annoying (which is good in my book). xD

I guess it is. People don't like sais to the face. I think I've played you before... a few months ago, maybe? You bodied me with Smoke several times, then beat me with Freddy and teabagged me and I got extremely salty over it. Remind me to throw some sais at your face some time. Just kidding... kind of. I will have my revenge.

 

[Faded Dreams V]

Sadly they did. I laughed for a good 5 minutes.



I guess it is. People don't like sais to the face. I think I've played you before... a few months ago, maybe? You bodied me with Smoke several times, then beat me with Freddy and teabagged me and I got extremely salty over it. Remind me to throw some sais at your face some time. Just kidding... kind of. I will have my revenge.

lmao. Really? I'm sorry. I used to troll with Freddy pre-patch cause his claw was sooo broken. Those weren't teabags. They were dances of respect! Honest. lolol.

 

[rotanadan]

Oh man I gotta post some of my audio hatemail if its still on my xbox (i get so much hatemail it drops off the bottom fast).

Maining Raiden has got to get you the most hatemail ever or something heh.

 

[Armageddon]

lmao. Really? I'm sorry. I used to troll with Freddy pre-patch cause his claw was sooo broken. Those weren't teabags. They were dances of respect! Honest. lolol.

It's all good. I'll take your word for it. lol

 

[Prinz]

"I wish you died, spammer" - tag team Jade/Noob. Well, yeah he's right, and I LOVE IT !!!

 

[Armageddon]

I was fighting a Cyber Sub player today. He beat me, then teabagged. Again, I don't stick around for that kind of stuff, so I quit.

Then he decides to message me.

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OOOHHHHHH DAAAAAAMN. This one made my soul cry.

Me: I didn't rage quit. I don't stick around for teabagging. It was a GG. Try not to be a dick.

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Me: You obviously were trying to be a dick. Why do you hate Mileena?

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Everyone hates her. EVERYONE. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Me: Maybe you should learn the match up? Practice? It isn't that difficult.

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MOVE OVER JAX AND KABAL, S+ TIER HERE I COME.

 

[aj1701]

I had someone call me a fan spammer recently (after they won, barely). Funny thing was I didn't throw a lot of fans b/c he was Raiden, and he mostly did the flowchart thing. Tele, throw, tele, superman. I sent him a message back "seriously?" b/c it was so ironic. Mails me the next day saying all I did was trap him w/Kang and Lao I think. So I point out that I only play Kitana, and he calls me a trap spammer, lol.

 

[Faded Dreams V]

I was fighting a Cyber Sub player today. He beat me, then teabagged. Again, I don't stick around for that kind of stuff, so I quit.

Then he decides to message me.

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OOOHHHHHH DAAAAAAMN. This one made my soul cry.

Me: I didn't rage quit. I don't stick around for teabagging. It was a GG. Try not to be a dick.

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Me: You obviously were trying to be a dick. Why do you hate Mileena?

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Everyone hates her. EVERYONE. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Me: Maybe you should learn the match up? Practice? It isn't that difficult.

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MOVE OVER JAX AND KABAL, S+ TIER HERE I COME.

I think I've seen that guy post here before. Mileena isn't that bad. Just have to be more defensive.

I swear, I haven't fought a single CSZ player who doesn't complain about something or make excuses after a match. wtf. Our local TEST YOUR MIGHT told me the Kenshi vs. CSZ match up is like Donkey Kong w/ barrels vs. Mario. Then he wrote, the Smoke vs. CSZ matchup is like a black man being chased by police officers. Don't get me started on Altair. I never get a GGs message from a CSZ player. ;__;

 

[Sage Leviathan]

One guy that sent me mail ranked Mileena up there with Noob Saibot as a "spammy noob chars."

 

[Armageddon]

I think I've seen that guy post here before. Mileena isn't that bad. Just have to be more defensive.

I swear, I haven't fought a single CSZ player who doesn't complain about something or make excuses after a match. wtf. Our local TEST YOUR MIGHT told me the Kenshi vs. CSZ match up is like Donkey Kong w/ barrels vs. Mario. Then he wrote, the Smoke vs. CSZ matchup is like a black man being chased by police officers. Don't get me started on Altair. I never get a GGs message from a CSZ player. ;__;

Yep, he posts here. I saw a post from him earlier... he was complaining about how Cage, Raiden, Cyrax, Mileena, Kitana and Kung Lao are all "cheap". CSZ runs on salt I assume.

 

[josh99]

Im started to think that zyns lies a lot, just saying.

 

[RampaginDragon]

Yep, he posts here. I saw a post from him earlier... he was complaining about how Cage, Raiden, Cyrax, Mileena, Kitana and Kung Lao are all "cheap". CSZ runs on salt I assume.

I was complaining about certain things that those charecters can do that can be cheap.

Cage/Frametraps
Raiden/Tele
Cyrax/One of the charecter I do feel is broken
Mileena/D4,Sais
Kitana/Relentless amazing zoneing, most of my fighters are at disadvantage to her, I have a problem beating her period
Kung Lao/ Not AS bad as he once was

I was complaining about them, not saying they were unbeatable/broken/cheap. Though some fighters are (Kabal,Jax sometimes, I still have a problem with KL for some reason, online Kano and I maybe missing one but thats about it). I don't run on salt lol, I have gotten angry at this game ONCE. And I broke a controller and a trash can.

Also you said D4 should not make me angry since I can just jk it. If you see me jumping at you why would you keep doing it instead of just block or tele? Also it usually AA's me any way.

And also I tell people GG if it is a GG and on casuals and stuff, so I guess im the exeption to "No CSZ players say gg" and "CSZ runs on salt"

Also this is a hate mail thread. I sent no hate mail. And again GG.

EDIT: The post that you said I posted earlier about me "complaining" about those charecters was on the "your least favorite fighters thread" or something like that..........

 

[Playpal]

CSZ is the cheapest character in the game. 6 frame D3, 1 frame parry and stupid dive kick. Also glue trap.

 

[RampaginDragon]

CSZ is the cheapest character in the game. 6 frame D3, 1 frame parry and stupid dive kick. Also glue trap.

LOL

Lol at your complaint about d3, Ice parry is completely baitable and punishable, and divekick is very punishable. By full combo by most charecters unless I land a perfect one (rare).

 

[Playpal]

LOL

Even worse is that they threw him into the game at a poor attempt at being a new character in the MK series. Never heard of robot sub zero before? Put him in as a completely new character while robot sektor and robot cyrax are just alternate costumes. Not as cheap as a god like ice ball and ridiculously useful teleport though.

 

[RampaginDragon]

Even worse is that they threw him into the game at a poor attempt at being a new character in the MK series. Never heard of robot sub zero before? Put him in as a completely new character while robot sektor and robot cyrax are just alternate costumes. Not as cheap as a god like ice ball and ridiculously useful teleport though.

Ok I think your kidding now.

 

[Zoidberg747]

Ok I think your kidding now.

Ya think?