Funniest "hatemail" received

[Playpal]

Reasons why CSZ is the cheapest in the game:

1 frame parry (or something like that)
36% xray that is so unconventional compared to the rest of the cast you never expect it
god like ice ball that dwarfs sub-zero's
god like teleport that dwarfs cyrax (on par with raiden)
god like ice bombs that dwarfs cyrax
god like slide that dwarfs sub-zero's (this one's actually right)
empty ice bombs still gain meter
ridiculously good, unpunishable dive kick
best dash in the game
6 frame D3 (in seriousness, whether this is better than 6 frame d1 depends on if the D3 gives more advantage than the D1)
glue trap
inclusion into the cast is a very cheap cop-out by NRS (that annoying fuck skarlet should have been in vanilla MK. She's in fucking story mode).
beats goro AND kintaro, fucking OP man
specials are obvious knockoffs of other characters
MK3 costume's probably the worst of them all

 

[Verstande]

Um.......some dude named misanthrope (Playstation 3) quit after the 2nd round when he had 30% life and on the screen chat he told me "I don't play spammers," and I didn't throw a single fan (Kitana) and he also told me to "learn combos" while I was beating him with combos............Makes me sad, he was the only one tonight who had a decent connection and he left, the rest of the day I've had to deal with never ending "connection not stable". Furthermore, I'm terrible at this game.

 

[GuamoKun]

Reasons why CSZ is the cheapest in the game:

1 frame parry (or something like that)
36% xray that is so unconventional compared to the rest of the cast you never expect it
god like ice ball that dwarfs sub-zero's
god like teleport that dwarfs cyrax (on par with raiden)
god like ice bombs that dwarfs cyrax
god like slide that dwarfs sub-zero's (this one's actually right)
empty ice bombs still gain meter
ridiculously good, unpunishable dive kick
best dash in the game
6 frame D3 (in seriousness, whether this is better than 6 frame d1 depends on if the D3 gives more advantage than the D1)
glue trap
inclusion into the cast is a very cheap cop-out by NRS (that annoying fuck skarlet should have been in vanilla MK. She's in fucking story mode).
beats goro AND kintaro, fucking OP man
specials are obvious knockoffs of other characters
MK3 costume's probably the worst of them all

Lolol. I got hate mail from some guy who said that CSZ is the most broken character after sektor. Guy must hate robots

 

[Armageddon]

I was complaining about certain things that those charecters can do that can be cheap.

Cage/Frametraps
Raiden/Tele
Cyrax/One of the charecter I do feel is broken
Mileena/D4,Sais
Kitana/Relentless amazing zoneing, most of my fighters are at disadvantage to her, I have a problem beating her period
Kung Lao/ Not AS bad as he once was

I was complaining about them, not saying they were unbeatable/broken/cheap.

:salty:

 

[Playpal]

Lolol. I got hate mail from some guy who said that CSZ is the most broken character after sektor. Guy must hate robots

That was probably me on a different account. Was the name XxX_Sn1p3z420_XxX?

 

[RampaginDragon]

:salty:

Oh sorry I didn't know you had short term memory loss, remember in my party I said "I said she was cheap to get on your nerves" beacuse you kept saying CSZ runs on salt.

 

[Armageddon]

Oh sorry I didn't know you had short term memory loss, remember in my party I said "I said she was cheap to get on your nerves" beacuse you kept saying CSZ runs on salt.

I don't remember you ever saying that, but I'll take your word for it. My memory truly isn't the greatest. I still expect an excuse for you calling her broken. Make it a good one!

 

[-Deadman-]

Lolol. I got hate mail from some guy who said that CSZ is the most broken character after sektor. Guy must hate robots

Probably Will Smith

 

[SLy]

I played a guy who claimed I was a "Glitcher" and exposed me for it in the Chaosrealm lobby.. The funny thing is that He raged on me because I Ex Glowed through his BS and he didnt have any idea she doesnt get stunned while in EX Glow lol..He looked like an idiot in the lobby then left

 

[RampaginDragon]

I don't remember you ever saying that, but I'll take your word for it. My memory truly isn't the greatest. I still expect an excuse for you calling her broken. Make it a good one!

I JUST said that I said it to get on your nerves because you kept saying CSZ runs on salt.

Here Ill say it again so it is burnt into your brain

I said it to get on your nerves because you kept saying CSZ runs on salt.

 

[Armageddon]

I JUST said that I said it to get on your nerves because you kept saying CSZ runs on salt.

Here Ill say it again so it is burnt into your brain

I said it to get on your nerves because you kept saying CSZ runs on salt.

Nopeeeee. You said:

Oh sorry I didn't know you had short term memory loss, remember in my party I said "I said she was cheap to get on your nerves" beacuse you kept saying CSZ runs on salt.

You have not yet given me an excuse for why you called her broken.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

You have not yet given me an excuse for why you called her broken.

But mileena is broken :3

 

[Flagg]

Just played PuroDesmadre818 in ranked.

When he iopens up his combo account with jp uppercut you know you're in for a dissapointing match. 2nd round I got flawless by spamming CSZ slide. He didn't block once. I even killed him with slide. I tried to point out that block is a helluva button to which he replied in voicemail:

Use a different move ya fucking idiot!

I gave this some thought and did a lol. If anyone meets this guy, please spam one move so he realises the value of block.

 

[Faded Dreams V]

Nopeeeee. You said:



You have not yet given me an excuse for why you called her broken.

lmao at the picture.

 

[RampaginDragon]

Nopeeeee. You said:



You have not yet given me an excuse for why you called her broken.

In my eyes cheap/broken/op, its al the same thing.

Now, if you would like some of the reasons I personally do not like fighting her I will gladly state my opinion.

Why is tele/roll harder to punish then most specials and with less dmg?
D4, THIS is the reason everyone hates her.
I feel her zoneing is very strong and CSZ's greatest weakness is zoning ( dont give the the "it only does 6%" bullshit that you gave me in the party )
There are the main reasons I dont like fighting her.

And im sorry but you keep saying Cyber salt zero puns. Do I really sound salty?

And trust me, im not the only one who dislikes her. And people don't just up and choose a fighter to hate for no reason.

 

[Temjiin]

lolol. Dill Mac is from Gamefaqs. He's never raged or caused any trouble to my knowledge. Your playstyle must be fucking annoying (which is good in my book). xD

Ha, Dill Mac is my sparring partner, he's actually a real good guy but he does seem to expect people to walk into the corner for him to frametrap, unopposed. Armageddon, your conversation with him made me chortle.

 

[PND_Ketchup]

"ur bloked now I dnt want scrub disease infectin my profile"

probably the worst.

 

[arydious]

When i beat a guy 4 times back to back with Mileena i got a message from him that said

ONLY WHITE [ban incoming] LIKE BITCH
followed by
GO FUCK YOURSELF

hahaha

 

[Faded Dreams V]

In my eyes cheap/broken/op, its al the same thing.

Now, if you would like some of the reasons I personally do not like fighting her I will gladly state my opinion.

Why is tele/roll harder to punish then most specials and with less dmg?
D4, THIS is the reason everyone hates her.
I feel her zoneing is very strong and CSZ's greatest weakness is zoning ( dont give the the "it only does 6%" bullshit that you gave me in the party )
There are the main reasons I dont like fighting her.

And im sorry but you keep saying Cyber salt zero puns. Do I really sound salty?

And trust me, im not the only one who dislikes her. And people don't just up and choose a fighter to hate for no reason.

It's more logical to say that she's a bad matchup for CSZ than to generally call her broken/cheap/op. As a Smoke player, I can still damage the hell out of her (sometimes auto-kill with the F4 reset) when I block her teleport and roll. I can jump kick + air throw her D4. And Smoke laughs at zoning. With Kenshi, I can also punish her roll and teleport very well, (EX) spirit charge her D4, and reflect her sais. With Freddy, I'm fucked. That's his absolute worst matchup imo.

Case in point, some characters do better against her than others (obviously). She's not cheap or broken. Like every other character in the roster, she has matchup advantages and disadvantages. CSZ may be one of her advantages. I wouldn't know, as I don't play that character.

 

[Armageddon]

In my eyes cheap/broken/op, its al the same thing.

LOLWUT? ^

Why is tele/roll harder to punish then most specials and with less dmg?

Only :en tele is hard to punish. A good portion of the cast can get full juggles off of a blocked roll and even a blocked tele (not :en of course)

I feel her zoneing is very strong and CSZ's greatest weakness is zoning ( dont give the the "it only does 6%" bullshit that you gave me in the party )

Well I guess Mileena is a bad match up for CSZ then. Doesn't mean she's broken, op, or cheap.

Spoiler

It also only does 6%

D4, THIS is the reason everyone hates her.

And trust me, im not the only one who dislikes her. And people don't just up and choose a fighter to hate for no reason.

Get everyone you can find who hates her to sign a piece of paper. Once you get 1,000+ signatures, send me it and it will be official. Until then, everyone loves her.

And im sorry but you keep saying Cyber salt zero puns. Do I really sound salty?

I can't hear text. Are you from the future? Let me borrow your fancy technology and I'll let you know how salty you sound. :salty:

 

[aj1701]

Um.......some dude named misanthrope (Playstation 3) quit after the 2nd round when he had 30% life and on the screen chat he told me "I don't play spammers," and I didn't throw a single fan (Kitana) and he also told me to "learn combos" while I was beating him with combos............Makes me sad, he was the only one tonight who had a decent connection and he left, the rest of the day I've had to deal with never ending "connection not stable". Furthermore, I'm terrible at this game.

Lol. Ya, that sounds like him. I've had someone else call me a spammer when I only threw fans as part of combos. I think they do that to explain their loss and make you look bad to the other scrubs.

Also. don't you love when they call YOU the scrub b/c they lost to the same move over and over?

 

[GNG Iniquity]

"ur bloked now I dnt want scrub disease infectin my profile"

probably the worst.

Dude! I don't want that shit...get away from me!

Why is tele harder to punish then most specials and with less dmg?

I can't even count the amount of times I've been unable to punish Sonya's and CSZ's divekicks. Do I bitch about the characters due to this? No. CSZ's xray gets me pretty much every single time due to how unconstitutional it is, do I bitch about it? No.

Shit, I can at least punish Mileena pretty consistently. Unless I'm playing Cage and she manages to zone me out with sais and I have no meter I really don't have much trouble against her.

 

[RampaginDragon]

Fail post

 

[RampaginDragon]

Only :en tele is hard to punish. A good portion of the cast can get full juggles off of a blocked roll and even a blocked tele (not :en of course)

Did you guys read the post you quoted? I said it is hardER to punish. And MOST charecters can't punish her with full dmg combo since she's in mid air.

Well I guess Mileena is a bad match up for CSZ then. Doesn't mean she's broken, op, or cheap.

That is why I said "I dont LIKE fighting her" just then. Please read before you post something.

Get everyone you can find who hates her to sign a piece of paper. Once you get 1,000+ signatures, send me it and it will be official. Until then, everyone loves her.

So you don't think spamming D4 is just a little annoying and maybe even a little cheap? If you don't then theres something wrong with you.
Remember I said a LITTLE.

I can't hear text. Are you from the future? Let me borrow your fancy technology and I'll let you know how salty you sound. :salty:

Ok well am I typeing in all caps, cursing you out, losing my marbels ect? No? Then im not salty. There, now you can hear text.

 

[RampaginDragon]

I can't even count the amount of times I've been unable to punish Sonya's and CSZ's divekicks. Do I bitch about the characters due to this? No. CSZ's xray gets me pretty much every single time due to how unconstitutional it is, do I bitch about it? No.

Shit, I can at least punish Mileena pretty consistently. Unless I'm playing Cage and she manages to zone me out with sais and I have no meter I really don't have much trouble against her.

I wasn't bitching, do I dislike it? Yes. Is it a big problem? No, I just don't understande why she gets it and maye a charecter that could use it a little more didnt get it. Or why she has it at all. I feel like she dosn't need the quicker recovery so peaple can't get a FULL punish, like everyone else does.