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Funniest "hatemail" received

Metzos

You will BOW to me!
"You suck, fucking spammer....I'll kill you"

"spam FTW!! Why do you pick EasyMac? Don't you know he's the best in the game"?

"You cheat, kept spamming fireballs and I couldn't move"

"You just zone and shoot fireballs, hardly do combos to win"

"You cheatin, everytime I attack you get me with TK push while you're on the ground" (guess this idiot never heard of a wake up attack)

"You suck man, we play again I'll kick yo ass and wtf spam me?" (this after I kicked his ass, which is the funny part)

"fuckin spammer, learn the game"



lol I can be here all day with the ridiculous hate mail I've gotten since day one...




Same here.As an Ermac player i fully understand you.Thats why i dont pay attention to online gameplay.I just play for fun.
 

greeneless

Apprentice
I thought I would just post all of mine, so I can delete them and still remember their awesomeness.

"lol"
"ur shit"
"fuck you bitch"
"gey thats very cheap probably the only thing you can do" (liu kang b312)
"ur cheaper than me"
"anybody can do that combo...please dont think your good"
"fuk u spammer"
"learn how to 2 play u fuckin spamin no good 4 nuttin still suckin on your moms tity o im retarded as fuck cuz i only know how 2 press 3 buttons go back 2 practice u old jock strap smellin BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"i hate you"
"lmao. wow. nice. i should use the same combo constantly too.. that way i could suck and still win. you play like a bitch"
"fucking noob. spamming smoke kiks bitch ill kill u"
"i had respect for u til u started pulin tht bitchy liu kang shit and then to top it off u use those pussy smoke strings in a laggy game, scrub"
"u use chars that recover too fast"
"nice. you know how to spam the shit out that one combo really well."
"thats all you can do is that cheating combo. wow. screw that man. bullshit."
"of course u gone say no ur punk ass gone spam tryn infinite moves. i havent playd n months busta and u got dawg... [ban incoming]"
"HAHAHA spam HAHAHA"
"u spamer"
"fuk yu. my brother told me he were facing you. yu didnt beat me. we practicing together. yu got beat so bad i think it was 3 - 0 ill never let yu beat me"
 

Gamma

Plays too much Civ
Kung Lao/Kitana user loses to my Sub-Zero in all 3 matches. Sends the following message.

"new combo pussy" (D4 poke into 2,1,2 - Freeze - B1,2 - 2,2,slide . He never picked up on it)

Response: If it works why change it?

"y play then u suck no talent 60 buck for 1 character thats gay [ban incoming]"
 

Lyuben

Sinestro's might!
"YOU VERY WEAK PIDAR.!!))<<<"
Some guy sent me this. Lives in USA apparently but has cyrillic writing in his info. Guessing hes russian. Translation anyone?
 

rev0lver

Come On Die Young
"YOU VERY WEAK PIDAR.!!))<<<"
Some guy sent me this. Lives in USA apparently but has cyrillic writing in his info. Guessing hes russian. Translation anyone?
I got the same thing! I'm pretty sure the same guy, cyrillic writing in his profile. He rage quitted on me twice in a row. I sent a "u mad?" message. He replied with "YOU LOOOOOSSSER", ran into him again, beat him again, he rage quitted and sent "LOLOLOL YOU ARE VERY WEAK"
 

Bildslash

Goro Lives 
Long ago I got this from gacktosan3 after beating him with Sektor:

Him: "Keep Teleportin. Bitch"
Me: "Keep getting hit. Ace."
 

rev0lver

Come On Die Young
Got a good one today. Lost a close one to this Kung Lao player in ranked and then beat him pretty convincingly the next match:

"hahahaha look whos talking miss im garbage cause all i can do is spam throwing fans piece of shit in a tournament u would have been disqualify cause u garbage pussy ass bitch thats how much u suck piece of shit and remember i already eat u bitch ass pussy"
 

saix88

Banned
Got a good one today. Lost a close one to this Kung Lao player in ranked and then beat him pretty convincingly the next match:

"hahahaha look whos talking miss im garbage cause all i can do is spam throwing fans piece of shit in a tournament u would have been disqualify cause u garbage pussy ass bitch thats how much u suck piece of shit and remember i already eat u bitch ass pussy"
Did you get this from GutzNGore? He wanted to host an online tourny but said he would disqualify anyone that spams lol.
 
i just got one recently. played this guy as Nightwolf and won 3 of four matches, quite convincingly b/c the only thing he can do is projectiles and one combo. after the third he proceeds to get on his mic as he loses again and keeps saying "learn a new character". after i leave he sends me a message saying the same thing to which i respond "learn some combos".
 

kabelfritz

Master
I got the same thing! I'm pretty sure the same guy, cyrillic writing in his profile. He rage quitted on me twice in a row. I sent a "u mad?" message. He replied with "YOU LOOOOOSSSER", ran into him again, beat him again, he rage quitted and sent "LOLOLOL YOU ARE VERY WEAK"
this is probably sanyo letuchy. most annoying player ive ever met, know him since mk vs dc. first he will wait in the menu until his character gets auto-selected. sometimes hell already write hatemail during that time. he always picks sheeva or raiden and tries to play as annoying as possible. if he wins, he will teabag all time and do a fatality in the very last moment. if he loses, he ragequits every time. sadly i get connected to him like 5-10 times when we both play.
 

Bildslash

Goro Lives 
Fuck Kung Lao... I just started learning him in preparation for the patch (off-topic: I want it NAO!!!), only to get my first piece of hatemail in months... grrr.

From iiiixRioTxiiii, 2nd place in 1v1 player match leaderboards in PSN with an average Sub-Zero, only after 1 match:

"kl=no skill fu added 2 block list... cheap ass fucks like u.....8000 gms and less than 100 win with kl ur trash....ppl lik u r ak74u whores on cod nothin new keep thinkin ur somethin... lmfao"

I'll I can say is: Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang!
 

PND_Ketchup

"More deadly than the dawn"
"maaaaaaaaan aaaaa couldn't even do enythiiiiing about yo spammin, a haaaad no time to do my shield cuuuuuuz strykerz gun iz very faaast, nd u kept spaaaaaming it"

he was playing as jade. lol.

EDIT: It was NOT Usedforglue! the guys name was kindapopular, thought id best say that haha!
 

Bildslash

Goro Lives 
"maaaaaaaaan aaaaa couldn't even do enythiiiiing about yo spammin, a haaaad no time to do my shield cuuuuuuz strykerz gun iz very faaast, nd u kept spaaaaaming it"

he was playing as jade. lol.
You should have replied: "Didn't Stryker told you police brutality was coming up?"
 

zee

Icy
"maaaaaaaaan aaaaa couldn't even do enythiiiiing about yo spammin, a haaaad no time to do my shield cuuuuuuz strykerz gun iz very faaast, nd u kept spaaaaaming it"

he was playing as jade. lol.
Aww be nice, UsedForGlue doesn't talk like that. :D

 

PND_Ketchup

"More deadly than the dawn"
Aww be nice, UsedForGlue doesn't talk like that. :D

haha nah it was some jade player called "kindapopular" i beat him so comfortably because i'd played usedforglue before hand so i knew what to do against popular lmao!
 

rev0lver

Come On Die Young
this is probably sanyo letuchy. most annoying player ive ever met, know him since mk vs dc. first he will wait in the menu until his character gets auto-selected. sometimes hell already write hatemail during that time. he always picks sheeva or raiden and tries to play as annoying as possible. if he wins, he will teabag all time and do a fatality in the very last moment. if he loses, he ragequits every time. sadly i get connected to him like 5-10 times when we both play.
That's the guy. I immediately go to Kitana, yet every time he insists pressing hidden select on Liu Kang and picking Raiden or Sheeva. I just don't get why he plays this game. But he hasn't beaten me in the like 10 times I've played him now lol.
 

Metzos

You will BOW to me!
Destroyed a guy once with Ermac.

"Ermac is cheat,you suck learn to play a real character like Kung Lao ! "
That was his answer...Hmmm