The "Superman Is Pure Evil" Thread.

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

The collective fury towards the Man Of Steel needs somewhere safe to be channeled.


Do you know why I hate Superman?
It's not his 8 frame mid, or his 2 frame Super, or his bland as flan personality.


Let's see if anyone else caught this...


-Go to Chapter 12 of Story Mode.
-Play the mini-game against Black Adam.
-Count the number of occupied, passing cars Superman destroys.
-Factor in that your average traveling car has 2.5 passengers in it, and the occasional puppy.
-Multiply accordingly.
-Ask yourself why the alleged protector of the innocent and faster than a speeding bullet Kryptonian felt the need to Heat Zap that many innocent men, women, children and puppies when he could've simply super-sped up the street, yoked him by the throat, and let traffic proceed as normal.


YOU'RE A MONSTER, CLARK

 

[Rathalos]

I hate him because he has more costumes then the characters I play.

Fuck him.

 

[RWDY Nori]

This is the most creative I hate superman thread, ever. Plus Superman killed Zod. That's just.......mean

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

I hate him because he has more costumes then the characters I play.

Fuck him.

He has more costumes than there are living, dead, or former members of Slipknot.

Fuck him twice.

This is the most creative I hate superman thread, ever. Plus Superman killed Zod. That's just.......mean

The General will have his revenge someday. And he'll still look like the Kryptonian equivalent of the Evil Monkey in Chris Griffin's closet doing it.

 

[medhood]

The collective fury towards the Man Of Steel needs somewhere safe to be channeled.


Do you know why I hate Superman?
It's not his 8 frame mid, or his 2 frame Super, or his bland as flan personality.


Let's see if anyone else caught this...


-Go to Chapter 12 of Story Mode.
-Play the mini-game against Black Adam.
-Count the number of occupied, passing cars Superman destroys.
-Factor in that your average traveling car has 2.5 passengers in it, and the occasional puppy.
-Multiply accordingly.
-Ask yourself why the alleged protector of the innocent and faster than a speeding bullet Kryptonian felt the need to Heat Zap that many innocent men, women, children and puppies when he could've simply super-sped up the street, yoked him by the throat, and let traffic proceed as normal.


YOU'RE A MONSTER, CLARK

You know I noticed that and never understood why he had to destroy the cars with innocent passengers in it trying to escape their annihilation but instead get thrown by Black Adam to a supposedly heroic Superman who's here to save everyone but instead decides to blow up the cars killing the occupants.

 

[RWDY Nori]

I think you should change the thread title so people don't confuse it w/the general herp derp f2, 3 is broke thread.

I would make it "why Superman is actually a bad guy/villain" cause the first post is pretty funny

 

[John Grizzly]

I hated Superman well before this game. He's a massive turd of a super hero. Incredibly bland.

Also, Man of Steel was a PIECE OF SHIT.

There, I said it.

The only cool thing about Superman is Bizarro.

 

[nightw0lf]

F23 FOREVER

 

[RWDY Nori]

Also, Man of Steel was a PIECE OF SHIT.

I don't know man. If you hated Superman before, you were not going to enjoy the movie, no matter how awesome it was. It was by and far the best superman movie to date

 

[iShinnok03]

f23, trait, lasers, repeat.

 

[BDMao88]

I would like this thread, but most likely those drivers were driving with their puppy on their lap.

 

[Zatoichi]

I actually hate Batman more, simply because of J2 and Trait.

 

[BDMao88]

I actually hate Batman more, simply because of J2 and Trait.

whoa, don't hijack the thread bro, go make your own!

 

[DownfouralitY]

I liked Superman before Injustice, now, not so much.

 

[Gurimmjaw]

If you look closely during that mini game with Black Adam there were no passengers in the cars

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[Wigy]

I don't know man. If you hated Superman before, you were not going to enjoy the movie, no matter how awesome it was. It was by and far the best superman movie to date

Thats cause all the superman movies have been notoriously dildos.

 

[RiverHB]

Yeah I hate him so much--I wish I could have been a fly on the wall every time Lois told his ass "not tonight".

 

[OutlawNightmare]

I just hate him. The whole invincible thing just makes him boring.

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[RWDY Nori]

Thats cause all the superman movies have been notoriously dildos.

Superman 2 wasn't bad. Wasn't great but it had classic lines dude "Come son of jor el, Kneel before zod". I remember telling my 3rd grade teacher that shit man

 

[Grave__Intent]

I go to character select screen and my opponent goes to Superman, I say, "Here comes the F2,3 BS...and low ans behold it happens!
I go to character select screen and my opponent goes to Superman, I go to Superman... I wake up 1 day later and realized we were still in a match and both bored to sleep.
I go to character select screen and my opponent goes to Superman, I just turn the damn console off!...LOL

 

[Wigy]

Superman 2 wasn't bad. Wasn't great but it had classic lines dude "Come son of jor el, Kneel before zod". I remember telling my 3rd grade teacher that shit man

You're on your own with that one. They've all been pretty dildos. literally nowhere near as good as batman movies.. lol not even spiderman movies

 

[RWDY Nori]

I'm not on my own, trust me. Spiderman movies? The worst superman movies were better than every spiderman movie.

I will agree that none of the superman movies have touched any batman movie

 

[Wigy]

all three spiderman movies scored higher in public vote than superman ones on imdb.

Just quickly looking that up

 

[Zyphox]

If you look closely during that mini game with Black Adam there were no passengers in the cars

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how does that make sense black adam was picking cars that were driving through the street behind right?

 

[Reptile Orion]

Never was a Supes fan before IGAU. Post IGAU I still don't like the Boy Scout. Never will like the Boy Scout. That is all.