Juicy X: The Final Squeeze

[Pig Of The Hut]

It has come to this. The Juicy Series climax is here and no one is safe. In the spirit of Mortal Kombat X I present 3 variants of freshly squeezed juice. Choose wisely and answer the questions.



Variant 1: Excuse Maker

Which player will declare "I don't even play this game" first?

Which player will claim they have to relearn the game every month because of patches and quit?



Variant 2: Match Up Cop

If you could ban a TYM poster from declaring match up numbers and tier lists who would it be?

If you could deputize a TYM poster as the official match up cop with full powers over MU numbers who would it be?



Variant 3: Fundamentalist

Name a time you lost in tournament and felt you didn't actually get out played?

If all match ups had been 5-5 who would have won Evolution 2013 in MK and who would have won Evolution in 2014 in Injustice? Who would win Evolution 2015 in MKX?

1a. KDZ

1b. PL

2a. THTB hands down

2b. Slips

3a. I'll say none and won't make excuses like some

3b. Slips

 

[FOREVER EL1TE]

Variant 5:

Who is going to "teach and show y'all how to play the game,get ur training wheels on sons."

Or

"Who will fail at button checks and too weak to hold a controller during a match "

"Reporting for top 8 Sir!" I had to say it once

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

"Reporting for top 8 Sir!" I had to say it once

He was so sad they wouldn't let him stay

Wonder chef captured pure gold ala camera

In chef I am pleased

 

[WakeUp DP]

Option selecting has already started lol

Wouldn't you have to relearn it though? You cant stay competitive playing the old version of a game, where strong strategies dont work anymore.

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

"Reporting for top 8 Sir!" I had to say it once

Congrats btw yesterday

 

[WakeUp DP]

Variant 5:

Who is going to "teach and show y'all how to play the game,get ur training wheels on sons."

Or

"Who will fail at button checks and too weak to hold a controller during a match "

Still has a way better record than yours lol.

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

Still has a way better record than yours lol.

In mk? Yes

In injustice? Ehhhhh Idk about that

 

[WakeUp DP]

In mk? Yes

In injustice? Ehhhhh Idk about that

He didn't really go to tournaments much.

Also can you pls post the PL reporting for top8 meme? That shit was gold lol

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

He didn't really go to tournaments much.

Also can you pls post the PL reporting for top8 meme? That shit was gold lol

He went to watered down tourneys to get results

When he went to MLG Evo CEO kit scr (he didn't go here) FR thjngs didn't really go well

I concede the MK career, it's a duh moment but inj I'll take mine any day over his.

Gaming is like carls life, it's behind many things in mine and I still do well so all is ok

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

He didn't really go to tournaments much.

Also can you pls post the PL reporting for top8 meme? That shit was gold lol

Lol of course

It's the best thjng ever created

The emotion is so real

 

[SaltShaker]

Lol of course

It's the best thjng ever created

The emotion is so real

Lmao!!! How the words get bigger on the 2nd pic of the meme?!? Wow lol.

 

[PPJ]

Variant 1: Excuse Maker

Which player will declare "I don't even play this game" first? filipino champ (not me the other one)

Which player will claim they have to relearn the game every month because of patches and quit? dave/p2w



Variant 2: Match Up Cop

If you could ban a TYM poster from declaring match up numbers and tier lists who would it be? everyone

If you could deputize a TYM poster as the official match up cop with full powers over MU numbers who would it be? no one



Variant 3: Fundamentalist

Name a time you lost in tournament and felt you didn't actually get out played? never probably, me vs soonk zatanna vs aquaman gbs <:

If all match ups had been 5-5 who would have won Evolution 2013 in MK and who would have won Evolution in 2014 in Injustice? Who would win Evolution 2015 in MKX? mk9 - not sure, inj - DJT, mkx - not revolver

 

[The PantyChrist]

For the record I was on the evo stage for Igau 2014


Hold dat ish

 

[OG Mannimal]

Lmao!!! How the words get bigger on the 2nd pic of the meme?!? Wow lol.

How high are you right now

 

[ForeverKing]

You're both right and wrong in different ways.

You understand characters as well as any top player should, and can play them at a relatively advanced level, but this doesnt mean you know them in depth, for example, I KNOW Wonder Woman in depth, lots of minute little details. Same way you probably understand Batman, but switch it in reverse.

I know Batman, how to play against him, his strengths and weaknesses, but I don't know how to play Batman at a completely refined level.
The same could be said about your Wonder Woman or Sinestro. This isnt helped by the fact that the reason you pick characters is for their advantage matchups.

Now obviously you're one of the best WoWos, but I dont think thats testament to your skill, I think it just shows the lack of focus from the rest of the community when learning the game (or perhaps that is the skill itself, the focus). It's pretty common, and will definitely happen in MKX as well.

People just lack the fighting philosophy, they just 'do' and dont think 'why?'

True yeah. All I was saying was im willing to back up my matchup claims the next tournament I go to, because Wound said I won't back them up

 

[KayyKnow]

You keep telling yourself that, you'd have to dig a 20 foot ditch, hold up that tubby ass yellow stomach of yours and hand over a pair of tweezers before she gets to Marshfield nevermind Milwaukee ya dig?

lol its so easy to bring out the ratchet inside the filth

 

[THTB]

1a. KDZ

1b. PL

2a. THTB hands down

2b. Slips

3a. I'll say none and won't make excuses like some

3b. Slips

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID MY NAME JESUS CHRIST!

I'll own up to needing to stay out of matchup discussions. Though you all better hold your shit when I'm actually right!

 

[Killphil]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID MY NAME JESUS CHRIST!

I'll own up to needing to stay out of matchup discussions. Though you all better hold your shit when I'm actually right!

Well, he didn't ask who should be banned off tym permanently.

 

[Barrogh]

Who is going to get bodied the first year the game is out then when everything is nerfed and DLC releases they magically start doing well?

Variation 4?

You are depressing, man.
Just saying.

 

[SaltShaker]

How high are you right now

Well to be fair, it is Superbowl Sunday.

 

[Shaazzyam]

Everything you guise said in this thread was cool and all...

But doesn't @EMPEROR_JUPITER totally look like Keanu Reeves in John Wick

Ever since KIT it was bugging me the whole time trying to remember, too

 

[DarthArma]

Everything you guise said in this thread was cool and all...

But doesn't @EMPEROR_JUPITER totally look like Keanu Reeves in John Wick

Ever since KIT it was bugging me the whole time trying to remember, too

wait what?

 

[FOREVER EL1TE]

Congrats btw yesterday

Thanks Pig !

 

[PunkMafia83]

Whatever happened to swift tom hanks?

 

[JTB123]

Variant 1.1: CDjr (honestly though, there's too many to name for this)
Variant 1.2: The first Capcom player to get bodied after a patch.

Variant 2.1: Everyone. Seriously let's just discuss the game, lists and numbers mean nothing and for the love of god I hope people actually do this for MKX.
Variant 2.2: Dizzy, because he's impossible to hate. He could tell me Grundy is S+ tier and I wouldn't mind.

Variant 3.1: There isn't one, I will hold my losses.
Variant 3.2: Reo for MK and 16Bit for Inj (I was rooting for 16Bit so hard in that top 8). My money is on Reo for MKX Evo, I think this is his year.