1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[DragonPick]

XDDDDDD !!!!!!

Holy damn, I laughed at your laugh. Also, jeez at this still going on. It's like half way there, now.

 

[The-Bizzle]

Holy damn, I laughed at your laugh. Also, jeez at this still going on. It's like half way there, now.

Loll half way there and a year further, I think this Thread should be done next year or when MK10 comes out o__O.

 

[Pho Cubic]

493. When someone says "Why don't you put Mustard on your hotdog" & you give them an intense stare, remembering all the poor souls killed by 90% combos.
494. When you refuse to play Jade Empire because that's a bottom tier game.
495. When a girl dressed as a red ninja rings your doorbell on Halloween & you give her a tampon.
496. When you think the capital of Afghanistan is Kabal.
497. When you win WWE & complain that your championship belt doesn't have your last name on it.
498. When you guess which cup the ball is under & lose, you expect an axe to chop off your head.
499. When you are in a fight at school & tell your opponent "You suck" in the middle of the fight.
500. When someone falls after doing a cartwheel in gymnastics, & you don't understand why they're hurt because ex cartwheel has armor.

 

[Mikemetroid]

501. You see animations in IGAU and instantly think which character in MK9 it belongs too.

 

[Pho Cubic]

502. When you go to an ice sculpting contest, & don't want to see the sculptures upclose because you're afraid of down 4.

 

[The-Bizzle]

503. When you cant think about an animal anymore when you hear Scorpion or Reptile.

 

[DarkSlayerSmith]

504 when you espect this thread not to reach 1001 untill MK10

 

[EMPEROR PRYCE]

505. when you see anderson silva do any uppercut and wonder "why didnt he do his toasty boost?"

 

[DarkSlayerSmith]

505 when you practice Kratos to the limit,and think is MU with Kabal will be 10-1
506 when your jonhny cage gets free F3 on Subzero´s players because of your new tech
507 when rushdown characters can finally anti-zone zonning player
508 when you see Reo´s KU BAWL getting destroyed by a Striker player(whos a noob)
509 when you use Fotsie in real life to counter annoying chores of your family
510 when Sheeva will finally became the top tier in the game

 

[Waffles775]

511. When you commentate a chess pretending its a match of MK.
512. When your binder cover is your mains BnB combos.

 

[Alien Substance]

505 when you practice Kratos to the limit,and think is MU with Kabal will be 10-1

I wish.

513: When you can never look at your toaster the same way again because of Dan Forden.

 

[Hemlock]

Epic !!!

The sad truth is that I did buy the arcade stick and Vita JUST for MK!

...and now I haven't played it in months and I'm wishing I had an Xbox One so I could play KI.....

I HAVE A PROBLEM.

 

[The-Bizzle]

514. When you already know the frame data of some characters in MKX

 

[FinalBoss_FGC]

515. If you're in a street fight and wonder why your combo string didn't pop-up
516. You teach your mom the lore of Mortal Kombat so you can have somebody to talk MK to

 

[Doombawkz]

517. When you throw your hat on the floor expecting it to win you EVO

 

[STRYKIE]

518. When someone mentions @Thierry Henry and you think of the TYM user instead of the actual Football/Soccer player. (LBSH this will happen eventually)

 

[RYX]

when you look up mortal kombat porn

 

[The_REAL_xVAPORx]

519. when you use "stay free", "get bodied", or "godlike" in actual conversations
@Fractured_Shadow

 

[Fractured_Shadow]

519. when you use "stay free", "get bodied", or "godlike" in actual conversations
@Fractured_Shadow

Not only in actual conversation, but to cashiers who are taking way to fucking long and who have no idea what "stay free" means.

 

[Spinky]

520) When you wake up at 3am to watch MKX trailers.
521) When you say "get over here" in Scorpion's voice to family members.
522) When you use TYM more than Facebook.
523) When you spend $1000 to get MKX (PS4 + MKX Kollector's Edition + second controller + PS Plus + Kombat Pack + hilariously overblown New Zealand prices)
524) When you randomly hum/beatbox the MK theme out of nowhere.
525) When MKX is the first game you've bought in almost two years.
526) When you dream that you're chilling with Raiden in the clouds.
527) When you say "woolay" for absolutely no reason at all.

 

[Badboy Takuma]

528. When you still play mk9 even if you know it sucks!

 

[FinalBoss_FGC]

529. When you don't think MK9 sucks. Wtf 528

 

[Braindead]

518. When someone mentions @Thierry Henry and you think of the TYM user instead of the actual Football/Soccer player. (LBSH this will happen eventually)

It already happened with Tom Brady, so it's only natural to happen to Thierry Henry.

 

[theend1114]

49. When you literally make your new born daughter's middle name Mileena.

Is her first name Yasmin by any chance?

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

You relate EVERYTHING in life to frame advantage.

You see assholes out and about during the day and you look at your shadow seriously contemplating if or how it can be used as a weapon.

You see police and wonder if they know how to Baton Roll.

You think all blind people are Kenshi. All of them.

You think all native american people can shoulder tackle you from 30 feet away.

You no longer fear death because you can just come back as a revenant.

You avoid fighting men in sunglasses up close at all costs.

You can't get stoned without thinking about 3D12.

You've read @A F0xy Grampa 's online reviews.