1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[Treadmill]

#3 is the winner so far.

 

[DragonPick]

Holy shit, this topic still lives?

 

[Verstande]

448) When you count the start-up frames when you turn on your car

 

[Seven]

449. Every time you jump back or forward, you do a perfect backflip.
450. In a real fight, you think doing a cartwheel is a good attack.

 

[DragonPick]

451. When you bump this topic

 

[SLy]

452. When you rig brackets.(ouch that was mean)

 

[Flankster117]

Your unemployed living un your parents basement, playing all day, talking trash, extreme zitty, with no real life friends....Hmmm sounds like reo to me

 

[THTB]

When you Dontay the Dontay all Dontay long.

 

[STRYKIE]

453. When you consider anybody else getting a buff, a nerf for your main.

 

[Seven]

When you Dontay the Dontay all Dontay long.

Dontay?

 

[SLy]

extreme zitty

Im done lmaooo

 

[DragonPick]

Your unemployed living un your parents basement, playing all day, talking trash, extreme zitty, with no real life friends....Hmmm sounds like reo to me

I thought you were talking about yourself for a second and was about to ge sad for laughing

When you Dontay the Dontay all Dontay long.

what is this Dontay joke? >_>

 

[NickDaGreek1983]

When you go to a strip club and right before a girl is ready to unbutton her top, you take the dragon stance pose, using your "body language" to make the "please, proceed" sign to her, Bruce Lee style!

 

[STRYKIE]

Dontay?

Dontay.

what is this Dontay joke? >_>

Stay Dontay.

 

[Fangoria19]

I think we're at 454 or something now, I dunno but what the hell, heres some real experience.
454. You spit on the ground and immediately giggle afterwards like kano.
455. Your friends call you cage cause your that mk guy.
456. When people hear you being called cage, they assume you are amazing at martial arts even tho you aren't and are afraid to piss you off at parties.
457. You have a goddam lin kuei tattoo, shit you not.
458. TYM is your facebook.
459. You know every personality that plays MK without having met any of them.
460. You end conversations with "at the end of the day."

 

[Fangoria19]

Also before anyone beats me to this joke, I've been feeling nerfed ever since I got that lin kuei tattoo.

 

[Alien Substance]

what is this Dontay joke? >_>

The Huggable Taylor Bear's name is "Dontay"; now it is used as a sort of "meme" in replacing certain words in a sentence with THTB's name.

 

[DreadzTsung]

461:when its storming you think of Rain.
462:you say your soul is mine on the mic
463:you do reptiles yummy fatality on your dinner plate.
464:you'd rather finish your match than go eat.
465:you try to runetrap a mouse.

 

[69beastlyninja]

466: You try to kiss someone in a real fight in order to get a free combo.
467: You cant concentrate on homework more than 10 minutes without checking tym.
468: You attempt to actually jump into the air and superman someone in real life.
469: After knocking someone out you expect them to get up and wobble their head around.
470: You relate movie or real like actions to mortal kombat moves and say the input in your head.
471: you expect someone to get up after knocking them out for round two.

 

[Sultani]

this totally reminds me of the time someone did this with doom2.

best answer ever was a guy admitting that once at a party he stood behind a wall, made a bfg noise, then jumped out from behind the wall into a room full of people. my god that was awesome.

 

[Seven]

472. You have re-occurring nightmares about being caught in Cyrax's net.

 

[NickDaGreek1983]

When you curse to god, you curse Raiden. So when a bad driver (Greece has lots of them too) takes an illegal U turn without signaling with a flash or alarm button, you start "Γαμώ τον Raiden και τους Elder Gods μέσα! Γαμώ τον μαλάκα thundergod και το σύμπαν!". (I bet you can distinguish AT LEAST one word in the previous sentence...)

 

[6FBelow]

473. When you read all 9 pages of this thread

 

[Sage Leviathan]

473. When you read all 9 pages of this thread

474. When you confuse "1001 ways to tell you play too much MK" with "1001 ways to tell you're on TYM too much."

 

[Prinz]

460. You end conversations with "at the end of the day."

...and start them with "Let's be serious here".