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I lurk 99.9% of the time on this site, and I was so replused by this garbage thread that I had to log in.


Holy SHIT this thread makes me uncomfortable. The chuck norris crap became unfunny about a week after it started, YEARS ago. Get off of this dude's dick. I respect everything he has done for MK, but this just comes across as pathetic and extremely nerdy. Jesus christ almighty, I legitimately have puke in my mouth.
 

Abudabi

Mortal
Is easily one of the most misunderstood persons in the Competitive Gaming Industry
Attracts more trolling/hate than Idra even though though their personalities are nothing alike
Has a sad disposition of helping promote games and having everyone stab him in back based on hearsay/incomplete information than talking to guy to face to face


The way I see it its this thread is in good fun and hes kinda an MK celebrity of sorts, so its not to be taken seriously.

Its when your cross the line and spread false rumors about him getting certain people that have/had direct contact or relevance to his gaming career that crosses the line.
 
Tom Brady once sold his urine as an energy drink. We now know this as Red Bull.

Tom Brady doesn't teabag people. He potato sacks them.
 
I have met him once at ECT3 and found him to be a nice guy. He always seemed willing to chat with anyone who came up to him and offer ideas. On a side note, he was also overheard being very cocky. After playing his first 5 matches in his pool, and winning, he left the hall and went to hang outside. So, his next game was coming up and someone ran to get him and his response was "Ill be there, not like im going to lose". So maybe as an outsider I may find him to be a bit full of his ability at the game. BUt that doesnt take away from the fact that, when confronted, he seemed like a really cool guy. WE all have our days and I sense a lot of hate for him for some reason. I dont find it all justified, but can understand it given what I experienced.

"TEAM BRADY" :rant:
 

Robotic

Gentleman.
If this thread is honest-to-goodness nuthugging of the highest order, then we all heard you guys loud and clear. It's embarassing, but to each his own. Mission accomplished, THREAD SHOULD BE CLOSED.

If this thread was started as a purely sarcastic attempt to talk shit without really admitting so, then that's fucked up, AND THE THREAD SHOULD BE CLOSED.
 
Is easily one of the most misunderstood persons in the Competitive Gaming Industry
Attracts more trolling/hate than Idra even though though their personalities are nothing alike
Has a sad disposition of helping promote games and having everyone stab him in back based on hearsay/incomplete information than talking to guy to face to face


The way I see it its this thread is in good fun and hes kinda an MK celebrity of sorts, so its not to be taken seriously.

Its when your cross the line and spread false rumors about him getting certain people that have/had direct contact or relevance to his gaming career that crosses the line.
Don't you DARE mention Idra's name on this board, EVER.

That bastard should just.. gah...

I'm glad none of the MK higher ups are ANYTHING like him.
 

Killphil

A prop on the stage of life.
Is easily one of the most misunderstood persons in the Competitive Gaming Industry
Attracts more trolling/hate than Idra even though though their personalities are nothing alike
Has a sad disposition of helping promote games and having everyone stab him in back based on hearsay/incomplete information than talking to guy to face to face

Don't know what happened to the quote but its messed up. My point should be understood anyway.

Its strange because from what I've seen its true. Idra is an ass but I'd be pissed if I practiced for 12 hours a day only to get beaten by some cheese all in strategy a lot too. Although Tom Brady never seems to show any sort of anger or animosity towards anyone yet people hate him for switching characters? Like if he's the reason you decided to go with sub zero then its a pretty weak excuse in my opinion. I'm not about to insert a Chuck Norris joke, I've seen them already. But how about this: Tom Brady, the most interesting man in the world. Stay salty, my friends.
 

eskuAdradit0

"Thanks" button abuser.
I don't get why people hating on the thread. if you don't like it, don't post on it. There's a lot of shit going on everywhere and you don't see everyone going everywhere and sayin "boo hoo thiz iz st00pid". Just give it up and let them have their fun, it's not like directly affects you.
Maybe some time later we'll make a thread about you so you can laugh a bit. Nothing too serious.
 
Wow. Can no one take a joke? If you dont find the thread funny. Fine. Whatever. Some people do. I get it you don't like it. Its not your cup of tea if you will. Then don't read the thread. Is it that difficult or does everyone have to be a cynic?
 

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Kombatant
Is easily one of the most misunderstood persons in the Competitive Gaming Industry
Attracts more trolling/hate than Idra even though though their personalities are nothing alike
Has a sad disposition of helping promote games and having everyone stab him in back based on hearsay/incomplete information than talking to guy to face to face


The way I see it its this thread is in good fun and hes kinda an MK celebrity of sorts, so its not to be taken seriously.

Its when your cross the line and spread false rumors about him getting certain people that have/had direct contact or relevance to his gaming career that crosses the line.
Indeed. Also, LOL @ Idra. Kids got problems... Awesome when HuK destroyed him. I love PvZ


Wow. Can no one take a joke? If you dont find the thread funny. Fine. Whatever. Some people do. I get it you don't like it. Its not your cup of tea if you will. Then don't read the thread. Is it that difficult or does everyone have to be a cynic?
No, but everyone wants to sound like a smart ass, or feed their internet ego by belittling everyone else. Its sad really, but the interwebz is serz buiznuz.
 

aj1701

Champion
I lurk 99.9% of the time on this site, and I was so replused by this garbage thread that I had to log in.


Holy SHIT this thread makes me uncomfortable. The chuck norris crap became unfunny about a week after it started, YEARS ago. Get off of this dude's dick. I respect everything he has done for MK, but this just comes across as pathetic and extremely nerdy. Jesus christ almighty, I legitimately have puke in my mouth.
Wow, until you posted I had forgotten about this thread. But now that you bring it up.. can we get some more facts please?
 

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Kombatant
Wow, until you posted I had forgotten about this thread. But now that you bring it up.. can we get some more facts please?

-They use to name streets after Tom Brady, but then renamed it because no one dared cross Tom Brady.
-Originally, graveyards were named "Tom Brady Victims" but everyone knew that.
-Tom Brady actually died 7 years ago, just Death is still too afraid to tell him.
-Before his rise to fame, Jaw's was actually Tom Brady's pet gold fish.
-Mortal Kombat Annihilation was actually a documentary of Tom Brady's life.
-People invented cars to get away from Tom Brady.... then they invented airplanes because they thought Tom Brady couldn't fly.
-Tom Brady is Hellen Keller's favorite color.
-Tom Brady was stabbed by a knife once. 30 minutes later, the knife died.
-Tom Brady had a starring contest against the mirror. He won.
-Tom Brady doesn't need to cut his grass... he stares at it and dares it to grow.
-Ghosts sit around campfires telling Tom Brady stories.
-Jesus can walk on water. Tom Brady can swim through land.
-Tom Brady makes onions cry.
 

fleshmasher

i got the poison
I tried to invent new, mortal kombat related jokes, don't know if they worked.
And i find some of the other jokes really funny.
It's just entertainment folks.

Mileena originally looked normal, then she bit Tom Brady.
 

Agilaz

It has begun
The real cause of Kabal's mutilation, was Tom Brady's flatulence. Also explains the breathing mask.