Oh, Muffin.
Alrighty, let's begin.
Muffin Muggers has a mental problem. (I'm being 100% serious)
I've known him and he roleplays pretending to be people for some weird reason.
https://www.facebook.com/DanielGebs?fref=ts
That's his Facebook. On there, you will see a TON of posts from his "wife" "Katie Gebert." He claims he's married and has a job that pays 10,000/mo.
Alright, none of those pictures are him. That's not his wife, it's not even a real person. That whole Facebook is made up. He's made fake accounts being "Katie's" friends and he even made an account pretending to be his mom. (Please go explore.)
He adds his xbox friends on facebook and lives out this fake life. He TALKS TO HIMSELF pretending to be his wife, posting "I love you" or "remember that time we fell in love". There is NO picture of him or that girl together at all. He claims they're all private.
A girl that actually knew him in real life said he doesn't even live in florida and that he's a lonely nerdy kid at school.
That's the Life of Muffin Muggers.
Proceed.