Calm down, fellas. This thread escalated so quickly that I got confused.
Anyway. I mostly agree with what you said M.D, apart from his matchup against Kang, which in my experience SEEMS 5-5, even if he has some kind of a 9 frame mid, but that doesn't mean we don't have to work to beat him. Not galaxy brain level work, like most top tiers, but we have to work somehow, and it does work. I find Kung Lao much more difficult in comparison because of the reach and pushbacks from his strings, air control, setups, aa's and great wakeups.
However, there's absolutely NO WAY you can count on ducking that Kang string mid match. Its fast, it comes out before you can even think, you don't expect it, I've tried. Its not an honest thing to say we can count on it, people may end eating up an 34% combo just because.
(OBS: Saying Cage beats Cetrion is madness).