Exhibit A: "LOLOLOL wow"
This is clearly a violation of the law of "LOL". The law states that when more than one "LOL" is used in succession, for example "LOLOL", the violator is either 1.) Genuinely amused in which one "LOL" would not suffice; or 2.) Using the 'LOL's' in attempt at mockery. I find the defendant guilty in the 2nd offense, and here by charge you to repeated dildo slappings to the face for 1 full hour.
DISMISSED!