So i thought about taking my time and picking apart this diatribe(again) and explain in nuance all the things you don't seem to be grasping.
Especially since you seem to question my reasoning for certain statements when all if them are counterarguements to your talking points.
Instead, I'll simply ask again:
Can you give me five objective, fact based reasons why i would ever choose Kano over characters I've named previously?
What does Kano do that other characters cannot do better?
What competitive advantage am i giving myself by playing Kano over the named characters?
Oh, and I do have my own opinions. Unlike you, i am smart enough not to cling to bad ideas if i am presented with better ones. In other words, i can change my mind.
Clearly, you're too stubborn and afraid of the blow up to do that.
Here, I'll help you out:
1) Cutthroat's damage output is amazing.
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Only 4 more to go! You can do it!
But probably not.