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Being In A Serious Relationship With Any Mk Character

SaSSolino

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I want to say Shang Tsung since he could morph into super hot girls and teach me necromancy... buuut on the other hand he's still a man at heart and it would make things fairly awkward since I'm straight. Plus we visited his island in MK11 and the torture chambers were kind of a red flag.

Second pick would be Tanya, but her MKX ending was maybe an even bigger red flag than Shang's torture hobby. Really don't want to end up like Rain.

Guess I'll go with Skarlet. She's still super hot and I wouldn't mind learning blood magic. Kinda creepy though, but relationships are made of compromises after all.
 

zerosebaz

What's the point of a random Krypt?
Well, for me the only posible answer is Mokap. It's the only one who isn't a murderer and doesn't come with some ridiculous amount of trauma.

Lao -... But it's so crazy to think that could've been my future-
Me - Yes, I know, we haven't talked about anything else for the past 10 years... -
- OK, I'll drop it. In fact it's cool because I wanted to talk to you about how Raiden doesn't take me as seriously as Liu Kang -
Me - Go to hell! -
 
I want to say Shang Tsung since he could morph into super hot girls and teach me necromancy... buuut on the other hand he's still a man at heart and it would make things fairly awkward since I'm straight. Plus we visited his island in MK11 and the torture chambers were kind of a red flag.

Second pick would be Tanya, but her MKX ending was maybe an even bigger red flag than Shang's torture hobby. Really don't want to end up like Rain.

Guess I'll go with Skarlet. She's still super hot and I wouldn't mind learning blood magic. Kinda creepy though, but relationships are made of compromises after all.
Embrace your love for ladyboys, Sass
 

Lt. Boxy Angelman

ANGELMAN For President 2020
Premium Supporter
Ashrah, free.

If your woman is a reformed oni demoness who literally lives to slay the wicked and redeem lost souls with her magic fucking sword, you KNOW she is going to want to bring the absolute best out of you. And I need that shit.
 

Hacenit

I complain a lot but only about things I love.
After serious consideration I realised that the only wife material character out of them all is Jacqui. I don't really like her but you know:
  • isn't a psychopath
  • Isn't 10k years old and immortal
  • isn't obsessed with her job to the point where it actively harms her relationship
  • isn't established to be with a different guy every week (people picking Cassie wake up, she'd dump you two weeks in max)
  • family values
  • would be cool around your parents
- she's getting married to Takeda
 

DragonofDadashov24

Let’s see whose fire burns hotter
After serious consideration I realised that the only wife material character out of them all is Jacqui. I don't really like her but you know:
  • isn't a psychopath
  • Isn't 10k years old and immortal
  • isn't obsessed with her job to the point where it actively harms her relationship
  • isn't established to be with a different guy every week (people picking Cassie wake up, she'd dump you two weeks in max)
  • family values
  • would be cool around your parents
- she's getting married to Takeda
Is Kitana’s age her fault?
Also, probably Cassie hasn’t found her man yet ( or a woman, I won’t be surprised)
 

Hacenit

I complain a lot but only about things I love.
Is Kitana’s age her fault?
Also, probably Cassie hasn’t found her man yet ( or a woman, I won’t be surprised)
Kitana's age is not her fault, but the time you will be with her is like tear in the rain. Human lifespan is nothing compared to hers. She has been there before the first human civilisations. Then again, with MK reincarnation deal anything is possible.
Cassie may not have found her one and only, but Shaun Boon stuff? Not a good look.
 

Edmund

Sonya & Skarlet
I'd pick Daddy Johnny not Tournament Johnny OR Jax

Now if we're talking anyone from the series, then specifically: Kotal Kahn but without the blueish skin (I don't wanna get pastel over my body but idrc as long as it is painted on skin) because he:
1) Loyal Af (see not marrying anyone after Jade)

2) Eats hearts (so he's good at eating human parts)

3) He's dope