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Rathalos

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dude obviously the horse sized duck

100 ducks all together is the size of like 5-7 horses (i am estimating)
Ya, but ducks are rape machines, with super long tentacle like penis's.

Those fuckers will rape anything that moves, doesn't care about species or gender.

Now think about one the size of a horse.
 

EGP Wonder_Chef

Official Quan Chi Nerf Demander™
Ya, but ducks are rape machines, with super long tentacle like penis's.

Those fuckers will rape anything that moves, doesn't care about species or gender.

Now think about one the size of a horse.
Okay but now YOU think about 100 normal sized tentacle penises.
 

EGP Wonder_Chef

Official Quan Chi Nerf Demander™
But its 100 duck sized horses, not 100 ducks.

Horse are packin, but they have no stamina, and as far as I know, there not super into rape.
They will probably bite your flesh off though.
oh shit I got confused

they would probably not rape you this is correct
 

Error

DF2+R2
Why do you have baby Quan-Chi's in your sig, are you going to make them into soup? Are you a pedophile?
 

Derptile

RIP Ex Smash
If you had to fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck, which would you choose? Assume no weapons; bare hands only.
Anyone choosing 1 horse sized duck is a massive idiot(Yes offense intended).

Brb stabbing you a massive bill, Slapping you in the face with massive feet, and fucking flying around and ready to divebomb you whenever.

No thanks Jeff.