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Strategy - Piercing A War is Coming

GAV

Resolution through knowledge and resolve.
When @YOMI RM SaltFace takes off his mask after giving out free premium deluxe hugs, the truth is revealed. He is no mere man with a face of salt any longer. He's become the salt! A spirit of salt and vengeance driven to 10-0 white girls for their betrayal and over buffed ways.
Saltface isn't salt. That's merely imagery for his deeper meaning. He embodies honesty. He is truth.
 

Eddy Wang

Skarlet scientist
I was laughing my ass off while reading the OP like:

"Dafuq are they talking about? Just wait until Lord Paulo comes down from the heaven with his nerf hammer called "paulo's vision" and nerf Mileena, the war will be over before it begins LMAO"!
 

SM StarGazer

The voice of reason in a Sea of Salt
You need to be careful. Innocent Kitanas everywhere could get caught in the crossfire of Jason's indiscriminate rampage of hugs and vengeance. She looks just like Milleena if you haven't noticed. Your fans won't help you when the machetes come flying.
I will glaive that ass all day Slasher.