1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[Prinz]

You relate EVERYTHING in life to frame advantage.

You see assholes out and about during the day and you look at your shadow seriously contemplating if or how it can be used as a weapon.

You see police and wonder if they know how to Baton Roll.

You think all blind people are Kenshi. All of them.

You think all native american people can shoulder tackle you from 30 feet away.

You no longer fear death because you can just come back as a revenant.

You avoid fighting men in sunglasses up close at all costs.

You can't get stoned without thinking about 3D12.

You've read @A F0xy Grampa 's online reviews.

Dude, get your numbers together.

 

[Fractured_Shadow]

You see police and wonder if they know how to Baton Roll.

Yes.... yes we can. However I am +5 on block when I do it and I have an armored command grab.

 

[BLACKRENEGADE]

530. When you're at class or work and think the stage select has glitched.
531. When you constantly go to threads that make no damn sense.
532. When the clouds outside start to take the shape of your main.
533. When you posted up in the club and your break out move is the ice slide.
534. You start to think of actors that could play different characters.
535. You can remember all fatalities, but can't remember every president in your country.

 

[Superi0rMagik]

536. When you look through all 535 Ways that have been posted to make sure no one else already put the same thing your about to put.

 

[Thierry Henry]

518. When someone mentions @Thierry Henry and you think of the TYM user instead of the actual Football/Soccer player. (LBSH this will happen eventually)

 

[Prinz]

537. When you watch a video on youtube of someone getting choked and a slight smile appears on your face. Kano fan here.
538. When you are in an earthquaqe and understand why Tremor's earth shake is an unblockable.
539. When you gave up on picking rocks from the ground because you know it's gonna take forever.

 

[DarkSlayerSmith]

540.when you know this thread should it ended before MKX was released!
541.When the game is not gonna be released in the old Gen consoles...542.and you wish you had a fatality in real life for making you wait for nothing!
542.STRAIGHT OUTTA 1000 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MK!

 

[DrFolmer]

When you're about to explode in bed and you yell "FINISH HER"

 

[Blade4693]

554. When you try to come up with variations for characters you know wont be in the game
555 When the music that plays at the end of a match in Qaun Chi's fortress gets stuck in your head when you haven't played the game that day.

 

[John Grizzly]

10. You only used half the roaster in MK vs DC.

 

[GreatKungLao]

556. Liu Kang and Kitana become your OTP.

Art by rustdragonsartgallery

 

[HellblazerHawkman]

557. When you hide the Scorpion figure from the MKX Collector's edition around your house so that when people find it you can yell "Holy shit, we have scorpion's in the house"

 

[Manticore]

You scream bloody hell for thermodynamics to get nerfed after you see your test results. *NRS PLS FIX*

 

[QXD]

558. When you keep the NRS steam open on a tab at all times, eagerly waiting for the next patch to normalize the game.

 

[Manticore]

In a real fight you quickly duck and then stand repeatedly to cause humiliation and hopefully bait armor.

 

[Manticore]

Seeing a teacher and hoping all her moves will have awful recovery frames.

 

[Espio]

561. When you emulate your favorite characters(s) win pose or other animations in real life.
562. You bought a gaming console with Mortal Kombat as one of your main motivations for upgrading.

 

[CoolChameleon]

563. When you quote your main, Example: I'm happy this is a warm gun, like your new holes?

 

[AZTEC-GOD]

14. When it's the only game you've bought/played in a year and a half.

I have NOT touched another game since mkx came out I LOVE it haha.

 

[AZTEC-GOD]

563. When you quote your main, Example: I'm happy this is a warm gun, like your new holes?

I quote Kotal Kahn all the time lmao

 

[Error]

564. Whenever you see numbers 1-4 together, ie. 213 you think of a character's combo string.

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

563. When you quote your main, Example: I'm happy this is a warm gun, like your new holes?

Pretty sure he says happiness is a warm gun doesnt he?
You dont play enough MK

 

[stamatis]

564.When someone beat you up in a real fight and you ask for a patch to get your revenge!

 

[stamatis]

Pretty sure he says happiness is a warm gun doesnt he?
You dont play enough MK

Yes this is what he says!

 

[STRYKIE]

Pretty sure he says happiness is a warm gun doesnt he?
You dont play enough MK

Doesn't listen to enough Beatles songs either apparently.