1) cowboy 2)detroit (shang retired) 3) astronaut 4) xkhaotic shangx (retired) 5) ... wonderchef?
There were originally 32, but after
DetroitBalln unleashed the Soul Steal Glitch, all the Shangs started killing each other, and now they're on a collision course with absolute destruction as they consume one anothers' souls Highlander-style until there is only one.
It's rumored that Detroit retiring Shang was really the result of striking a devilish deal with
WoundCowboy , passing onto him the mantle of #1 Shang in exchange for a truce between the two of them, after which Cowboy's rew-found power allowed him to consume every other Shang player in America, so he just morphs into them whenever they're expected at a show.
Valle only lives because he's gathered a stockpile of Continues from years spent in the FGC.
...Seriously, though, I hope you guys fucking destroy them all.
It'll be nice to have the entire MK globe under one banner again ala the Fight For EVO.
WE ARE NEVER MORE POWERFUL THAN WHEN WE ARE UNITED