Official Final Round EXCUSES! thread

[GRieVeR_SKeiTH]

The aftermath of an MK tournament is a cataclysmic scene of broken bodies and destruction. The wreckage of what used to be its players lies twisted and torn. Backs are blown out, shit is pushed in. Spinal fluid has been witnessed being replaced with semenal fluid. When you lie mangled and battered in the ashes of your clansmen, what defense will be your vindication?

Everybody has them, go ahead and post yours now!


-Sonya is a whore.
-Where's my power ring? you will FEAR when its back to block, buddy.
-Maaaannn I don't even play this game I play...... clayfighter.
-Fell asleep waiting for system to restart so Curbo could use his controller.
-#I'm only here cause somebody said there would be strippers.

 

[FrothyOmen]

"I heard Birdsongs was going to be here"

 

[AK L0rdoftheFLY]

umm...I play NW. yea you should have won.

Oh wait I main kabal and Skarlet...my fingers are tired.

 

[NB Semi Evil Ryu]

Input bug.

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

Sonya and Freddy are Broken, I thought he was going to use Kenshi

 

[CrazyBread]

"My Bird Jax is still not tournament ready."
"I don't know enough character combos to participate in the TOASTY Tournament."
"I was busy attending REO's funeral in Mexico."
"I've been playing too much SSBB and SFXT."

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

I'm an online warrior.

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

I'm an online warrior.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[MortySeinfeld]

Sonya and Freddy are Broken, I thought he was going to use Kenshi

"I should've stuck with Kenshi." - Pig of the Hut

 

[Juggs]

"I have about 1 month experience total in this game" - Juggs

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

"I was busy attending REO's funeral in Mexico."

lol

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

"I should've stuck with Kenshi." - Pig of the Hut

You caught me silly

 

[STRYKIE]

"Man fuck this shit, Pig must've rigged the bracket" - Khaotik noticing the 1 Stryker player in his pool AFTER ignoring 5 Kenshi players.

 

[GRieVeR_SKeiTH]

"I heard Birdsongs was going to be here"

Knew those were coming lol

 

[KingRey]

I got robbed!
Quan Chi's d+1 sucks

 

[TakeAChance]

"Cyrax is Broken."

 

[Chaosphere]

"I spent the whole time drinking instead of preparing and playing casuals" - myself

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

"I spent the whole time drinking instead of preparing and playing casuals" - myself

what? I totally saw Maxter/PL say this in tandem.
edit: and CDjr tweet it

 

[GRieVeR_SKeiTH]

"Pig rigged my pool"
"Pig did not rig my pool"

 

[Mr. Mileena]

Wins matches with Sindel*

"Wow bro, how's it feel losing to a bottom 3 character, jus sayin"

Loses with Sindel*
"Naw man, she's bottom 3, I didn't expect to make it out of pools"

 

[xInfra Deadx]

"Kung Lao is not even top 10."

 

[Tim Static]

Was going to FR, but saw this thread and jumped off a building.

 

[Deleted member 5032]

"Actually, I love seminal fluid..."

 

[GRieVeR_SKeiTH]

footage from Mr. Mileena's pool

Spoiler

 

[Smarrgasm]

My pool didnt have a top player. I only upset top players. -Me on saturday night