1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

[Alien Substance]

I did before this.... Have you done it too?
Lmao, I'm dead serious. I legit said that one time to my GF. She told me when i woke up.
I was like mumbling in my sleep and i had asked her " Please don't combo me yet, I have no meter"

Coooooool. No, I did not have this happen. As soon as I get a GF, it might only be a matter of time.

408: When you hear someone say "swag", you immediately think of Shang Tsung.

Why the eff does he have so much swag? Seriously, every combo looks like he's got diamonds in his grill and a gold-plated pager. How do you contain such swag?!

He doesn't just steal your soul, he steals your swag. That's the style of a billion badass warriors all stuffed into one old man. I mean just listen to his voice!

The old man's so fresh, he turns into you to laugh AT you. The old man's so clean he can become you and do more damage than you'll ever dream of doing. You have better looking clothes than him? He'll just turn into you, you poser.

 

[ETC AdmiralAugustus]

When you had 4.4 million kombat koins before your memory wipes, and now have 5.5 million.


colt drinks are on you next EVO. You owe me.

 

[Seven]

410. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming and your mom comes in the room and says, "Did you have another nightmare about being in the corner vs Subzero?"
411. Any character that wins a major tournament is automatically labeled as overpowered. (But seriously Kabal is OP)

 

[Urichinan]

I'm not reading through this whole thread, but here's one:

412. When you hear the song I Whip My Hair Back And Forth, you always think of Sindel.

 

[dendeno9]

413. When you know the differences between Cyrax and Cyblax's moves.

 

[Jivan Karapetian]

414. When discovering new ways to make love to your girlfriend is referred to as "new tech".

 

[NKZero]

415: When you hear about 'x' and say "x-top 5?"
416: When you warn smokers that "where there is smoke, there is fire!"

 

[Prinz]

417. When you don't play MK for more than a month and still watch tournament footage (A way to say you played too much MK I guess).

 

[dendeno9]

418. When you can use Mileena's third costume.
419. When you hear someone say "EX 2" when talking about an exercise and you think. "That's stupid. You can't enhance a normal."
420. Whenever Kabal wins and he exhales that vapor, you see him as a stoner and think "Blaze Erryday."
421. You had to think up enough of these so you could have a cannabis related joke at #420 .

 

[Seven]

422. You visit testyourmight.com more than you visit Facebook.
423. You say you're going to stop playing MK9, but then you don't.
424. MK9 has taken preference over sleeping and other stuff (the "wink" has a different meaning for everyone.)
425. When you hear on the news, that someone got blown up, you ask the person next to you, "was it on stream?".

 

[dendeno9]

426. When you have to start playing a new fighting game because none of your friends want to play you in MK9.

 

[SLy]

427. You meet a girl name Jade and the first thing you think about is MK

 

[187x]

428. Your in Public and you Yell "BROKEN"

 

[Seven]

429. You mail Ed Boon a picture of him sleeping.

 

[Goldi]

You have to think about your name when introducing yourself to people. Real or gamer tag?

 

[Rokinlobster]

You have to think about your name when introducing yourself to people. Real or gamer tag?

Or when by default you tell people both.

 

[Alien Substance]

431: When playing in a pillow fight or some other silly activity, you use MK lingo to describe your opponents' attacks.
("A heavy swing has a lot of blockstun but is highly unsafe on whiff")

 

[STRYKIE]

186. When you have MK9's platinum trophy

I'd like to think I love MK more than most, but yeah, fuck that one gold trophy where you have to play everyone for 24 hours -_-

 

[Seven]

I'd like to think I love MK more than most, but yeah, fuck that one gold trophy where you have to play everyone for 24 hours -_-

Wait what? There's an achievement for playing with a character for 24 hours?!?

 

[STRYKIE]

Wait what? There's an achievement for playing with a character for 24 hours?!?

Everyone except the DLC characters IIRC? I thought everyone knew this lol

 

[Seven]

Everyone except the DLC characters IIRC? I thought everyone knew this lol

Oh it's because I never cared about achievements. I don't get why people try to get them, it's not like you get something for them.

 

[STRYKIE]

Oh it's because I never cared about achievements. I don't get why people try to get them, it's not like you get something for them.

Fair enough. I think it's a nice way to extend a game's longevity but in MK9's case it's reallllly overkill..

 

[OutworldKeith]

432. When your playing Grifball, and you complain that the hammer is broken because it has no recovery.
433. Using the term "whiff punish" while playing a shooter

 

[AkTiVe]

444: You literally mimic Kabal's exhale pose after winning a round.
445: You shared a room with Capcom Only players at EVO.
446: You Defend MK9 anytime it gets bashed by other communities.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

447: When this thread about 9000 views and only 350 replies.