What's new

Funniest "hatemail" received

Lol, I wish I can get a giant hammer that can come out threw TVs and sock the every douchebag that says "SPAM SPAMMER"

What's with all these people thinking it's SPAM? How old are these people.

And why do people get mad for block, and how the fuck do you spam a combo, stop getting hit moron!
 

Fangoria19

Groovy
Lol, I wish I can get a giant hammer that can come out threw TVs and sock the every douchebag that says "SPAM SPAMMER"

What's with all these people thinking it's SPAM? How old are these people.

And why do people get mad for block, and how the fuck do you spam a combo, stop getting hit moron!
I thought spam was that gross stuff in cans, jk gotta love online derps, games would not be the least bit as entertaining without them to laugh at.
 
I thought spam was that gross stuff in cans, jk gotta love online derps, games would not be the least bit as entertaining without them to laugh at.
I also wonder why, every hatemail is like literally almost the exact same type of shit talking and poor grammar, ugh, I wanna know how these people think.

I'm at page 21 now, this thread is gold.
 

BEENEEWEENEES

Thou shalt be slain!
You were playing tekken? Perhaps he was making a mishima joke? I don't know anything of tekken really, but I hear the mishimas are op. A funny message to say the least though.
it was actually a soul calibur hatemail, i just had tekken on the screen when i pulled the message up.
 

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
I had checkmate3800 call me a bitch bc I beat his teabagging telestomping sheeva with cyrax and left bc I hate tea bagging douches (unless among friends but that's diff) and complain about my low kick spamming (apparently low pokes are a foreign concept to him.... ) he keeps trying to challenge me again lulz
 

Gh0sty

ばかみたいに無料
I had checkmate3800 call me a bitch bc I beat his teabagging telestomping sheeva with cyrax and left bc I hate tea bagging douches (unless among friends but that's diff) and complain about my low kick spamming (apparently low pokes are a foreign concept to him.... ) he keeps trying to challenge me again lulz
I have a long standing feud with this meat wad. He's been playing the exact same tele stomping scrubby Sheeva since release. SMH.


Sent from my jailbroken iPhone using a pirated copy of Tapatalk
 

BlaqandMild15

Apprentice
I have a long standing feud with this meat wad. He's been playing the exact same tele stomping scrubby Sheeva since release. SMH.


Sent from my jailbroken iPhone using a pirated copy of Tapatalk
DJ BIG CG does the exact same shit.the whole fucking match he does pure tele stomps in hope that you guess wrong.and he is on XBL.
 

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
I have a long standing feud with this meat wad. He's been playing the exact same tele stomping scrubby Sheeva since release. SMH.


Sent from my jailbroken iPhone using a pirated copy of Tapatalk
He tried to vary it up by landing next to me instead of on top. But he'll just go for armor or an uppercut so I dash back, net and kill him. He got pissed off and called me a 1 n' run. Fucking stat padder

I'm sure sheeva v smoke does not bode well for him either lol
 

_xFriction

Champion
I had checkmate3800 call me a bitch bc I beat his teabagging telestomping sheeva with cyrax and left bc I hate tea bagging douches (unless among friends but that's diff) and complain about my low kick spamming (apparently low pokes are a foreign concept to him.... ) he keeps trying to challenge me again lulz
dat guy... i don't even bother with him, darklegendgod, antony something something, they can eat a fat one. If you guys want some good Sheeva experience see Espio or @Mr Mileena or Maxintensity25.

also, learn basic reptile for those troll sheeva... dash>telestomp
just don't try to pull out a pocket reptile on those three guys above :)
 

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
I can't afford a pocket anything anymore, I'm maxed out on chars I can be meh with and wanna concentrate on getting better with my mains...I've never had the honor of playing darklegendgod, who does this tool use?
 

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
Lets not forget other mega trolls of psn: Marcedintino and elteniente....who have 2,867 disconnects b/w the two of them. I forget which one told me "puta, mori de cancer" but it was one of them
 

Axel_Redd

Vampire Jesus....he wants YOUR blood now!!
I can't afford a pocket anything anymore, I'm maxed out on chars I can be meh with and wanna concentrate on getting better with my mains...I've never had the honor of playing darklegendgod, who does this tool use?
hmm, u should pick jax, so when you win a match, at the end of the fight you can shout in your mic, "YOU GOIN TA JAAAAIL NAAO"! and uppercut their ass! xD
 

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
hmm, u should pick jax, so when you win a match, at the end of the fight you can shout in your mic, "YOU GOIN TA JAAAAIL NAAO"! and uppercut their ass! xD
Not gonna lie, I've done this with my main when trolling trolls...only I don't have a mic but it still makes me laugh
 

trustinme

xbl-OBS trustinme
That was from 2011 or early 2012.....And at least i was original. Regardless i'm no slouch now thats for sure.

if you wanna fight i'll be more than happy to.
to be fair i cant remember when exactly you sent me ragemail but i remember it was pretty funny. i'll play anyone anytime and dont care either way if i get beat 50-0,it makes no odds to me.i play for fun and if you've leveled up thats great and if it makes you happier to send vile messages because you got bodied by my shitty nightwolf or shang tsung thats fine also.