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Funniest "hatemail" received

I played a guy last night named HDDallas29. I picked smoke, he picked Kano. I already knew where this was going. The second the match started, he started to try upball shenanigans. It didn't work, I just kept D3, or D1 poking him, or just ducking them and then punishing him. I win the match, so he goes to Noob Saibot (see where this is going), I still stick with smoke. He tries to shadow clone/Tele spam me, again, it doesn't work and I beat him pretty convincingly. Last match I pick Sub-Zero, he picks Sheeva................yeah. So he tries to just telestomp me to death, but alas it didn't work. I just stuck on him like glue with endless pressure or armored slides. He rage quits. I send him a funny (not hateful) message about him picking cheap online characters to try and spam a win.

he sends me this lovely message in return. I thought it was pretty damn funny.
 

Vagrant

Champion
Satisfied customer.jpg

So I beat this guys Jax on ranked he RQs at FINISH HIM and he sent me this. Probably mad he didn't instantly turn into Tyrant by picking Jax....

But LBSH guys.... Sonyas bf3 is instant win button.......
 

Killphil

A prop on the stage of life.
I played someone named PSYCHOTIC_Trance...a decent quan chi. I won the majority of our games, and I was using a plethora of characters on him. I left after he beat me simply because we'd been playing for awhile. I put my "ggs" into the lobby chat and I get this:

nah not really
step your gane up <---not a misspelling, he actually said that

I told him he should change his name to PSYCHOTIC_Trash.
 

_xFriction

Champion
I played someone named PSYCHOTIC_Trance...a decent quan chi. I won the majority of our games, and I was using a plethora of characters on him. I left after he beat me simply because we'd been playing for awhile. I put my "ggs" into the lobby chat and I get this:

nah not really
step your gane up <---not a misspelling, he actually said that

I told him he should change his name to PSYCHOTIC_Trash.
lolz thats the guy that jumps around all the time right? not a decent Quan at all...
 

Treadmill

Champion
So I played o forever villain o online today. We played a bunch of matches with a bunch of different characters. Near the end we played Lao(me) vs. Reptile(him). I beat him like 3-0 or 3-1 either way they were close games. He declines and I send him a vggs message, in return I get this....


To which I replied "haha ok, salt much, and 32 invisibility isn't a lag tactic? Gtfo and take your losses. Of course I jump a lot with Lao, especially against reppy because he can't control the air"

He says something about aa being easy offline, which of course is ignoring anything I said.

Then he responds with this....


To which I respond "ok!"

Dudes profile says best....reptile....ever then lists his win loss, ranking etc.......ok. I've never had problems with him before but I guess jumping with Lao really pissed him off...haha
#IamMuffinMuggers
 

Johnny2d

Xbl: Johnny2Die
This doesnt really bother me in that being gay isnt a bad thing, I know lots of awesome gay people, but im straight and married. However, saying someone is gay as an attempt to insult them is completely childish and an offensive use of the word. Making an xbl room to get your childish insult across is just weird.

Is it just coincidence??? Idk lol.

Sent from M-Class Star Freighter USCSS Nostromo
 

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
So uh...ya...guy says I'm beating him by luck. So he finally beats me once dancing around and shit. so we play again and then I baby him and Ggs. (Baby with sub I should add). I don't pull this kind of shit often but I let him get under my skin. In any case see below:ImageUploadedByTapatalk1359043453.037189.jpg

What does that even mean????
 

Treadmill

Champion
Why would 32 invis be an online tactic? It's only -2 on block.

Also both of you are wrong. Online is wrong. Stahp.
He was implying that I'm abusing online to make things safer. With Lao, I.can't get a d1 off against 32 invis on anticipation haha, maybe I suck but lag really helps this out. Shit doesn't work offline with reptiles slow ass normals. Either way its irrelevant, all moves are abusing lag as you pointed out haha. He just got real salty because he claims to be the best reptile ever and he lost. Personally I dont give two shits if people think I'm the best anything so I find it funny when people tell you themselves that they are the best. But lime I said is never had problems with him before but apparently jumping crossover dive kicks, mixed with jump over teles, or jump kicks really really pissed him off haha
#IamMuffinMuggers
 

Treadmill

Champion
He was implying that I'm abusing online to make things safer. With Lao, I.can't get a d1 off against 32 invis on anticipation haha, maybe I suck but lag really helps this out. Shit doesn't work offline with reptiles slow ass normals. Either way its irrelevant, all moves are abusing lag as you pointed out haha. He just got real salty because he claims to be the best reptile ever and he lost. Personally I dont give two shits if people think I'm the best anything so I find it funny when people tell you themselves that they are the best. But lime I said is never had problems with him before but apparently jumping crossover dive kicks, mixed with jump over teles, or jump kicks really really pissed him off haha

Edit...btw I'm not saying 32 invis being safe is abusing online I'm mea.ing doing 32 invis into 321 again wouldnt happen offline. But neither would half the shit I get away with using Lao lol
#IamMuffinMuggers
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#IamMuffinMuggers
 

Death

Warrior
Ok I mise well post some hate mail from MK Legend. Its long over due lol. I have been playing this guy for weeks and weeks. I have been constantly bodying him and at the end of our sets he always rages and complains about Sonya. For fun I'll message him back and say the MU is 5-5 or that Sonya is not that good. Tonight he must of had a nervous breakdown after our set. I bodied him again tonight in the Sonya/KL MU. On the last game I do a fatality and leave to go to the gym. I come back and this is what I find.







After these messages he signs on to his clan name psn and sends me this one after.



lmao. I got some more from this guy in my inbox somewhere from the past couple weeks. They are so funny. I guess tonight he just had enough and went off on me lol