Slips vs. 21 year-old pt.2

[Zoidberg747]

0-10 Input Bug

Meter Drain

Using his special too soon.

 

[Chongo]

*Bad sexual joke pertaining to MK9*

 

[Euphoric]

Get all up in that ass.

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

Meter Drain

Using his special too soon.

lol He does need to keep some meter to safely ex tele out of the house after completeing his vortex w his ex spear penetratrating her armor

 

[Slips]

lol He does need to keep some meter to safely ex tele out of the house after completeing his vortex w his ex spear penetratrating her armor

lol god damn

 

[-Deadman-]

Pull this off and we as a community can finally have a little closure at the loss of the KtP.
(no pressure...)
YOU CON DU EET!!!

 

[-Deadman-]

Ok no FUCK that, I need a second post.

Get the fuck out of your chair, grab a four loko, down that shit
Text that bitch "Get Over Here" and you tap that shit.
You tap that shit for everyone on this forum
You tap that shit for everyone in the mk community
You fucking tap that shit for every gamer over 30 (or getting there)

Get out there and do your damn thing son!
I fucking release you!

 

[gdf]

Only a true master could work out this match-up.

 

[THTB]

Ok no FUCK that, I need a second post.

Get the fuck out of your chair, grab a four loko, down that shit
Text that bitch "Get Over Here" and you tap that shit.
You tap that shit for everyone on this forum
You tap that shit for everyone in the mk community
You fucking tap that shit for every gamer over 30 (or getting there)

Get out there and do your damn thing son!
I fucking release you!

Amen good sir!

 

[Insuperable]

Ask her if she likes the taste of soup in her mouth>>

 

[Enenra]

Ask her if she likes the taste of soup in her mouth>>

Double penetration?

 

[Dizzy]

Only on TYM can you say you're feeling yourself because you are gunna hook up with a 21 yr old. And it is totally normal.

Good ol' smash and grab tho. Never fails.

 

[Pikachu]

Slips only a real master can come back from this.

 

[Rip Torn]

For those who know what this means, it appears I have a chance to redeem what a lot of people call one of the biggest chokes in MK9's history.

She is now engaged.

Can Slips pull it off?

Time will tell.

You should have no problem talking a 21 year old out of marriage. Lets face it, it's the responsible thing to do.

 

[Pikachu]

lbsh Slips is used to shitty matchups, he might be able to guile theme this.

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

Im truly worried Slips is forgetting about someone here

 

[Slips]

lol Pig Of The Hut is a silly ass dude

Sista cannot know of these happenings

I will be sure to keep you all up to date on what goes on. The terms and conditions have been agreed to. Its just a matter of launching the program.

 

[FCP/EMP SCAR]

Im truly worried Slips is forgetting about someone here

that clip is creepy lol, as 4 slips, coming from someone who has experience in this matchup, id say the matchup is heavily in ur favor, i had me a pretty young thang a while back who was also married but was feigning for some balls deep action from my mushroom tip, i guess her man wasnt getting the job done, mmm she was a stone cold freak too, she did it all man, some of the best oral activity ive ever been blessed with, plus them sweet sugar walls stayed clean, MOIST, n rdy lol, best thing about it, she knew what it was, no strings attached, i say seize the moment man, u never know when an opportunity like this will arise again, everything happens 4 a reason, 8 months ago just wasnt the time, THE TIME IS NOW!

 

[NB Semi Evil Ryu]

Run that shit back, yo.

 

[DJ L Toro]

wait, if you fucked up rd 1, and this is rd 2, then even if you win doesnt there have to be a rd 3?
awww helll yeah, looking forward to this sequel.
Slips banging out a 21 yo, still a better love story than twilight

 

[Killphil]

lol Pig Of The Hut is a silly ass dude

Sista cannot know of these happenings

I will be sure to keep you all up to date on what goes on. The terms and conditions have been agreed to. Its just a matter of launching the program.

compile penis.cc
link secret_place.cc
execute nostdsplz
rm nostdsplz
logoff/exit ???

 

[Immortal Kombat]

Jesus Fucking Christ....Slips - This is a terrible fucking idea. This girl is obviously a complete fucking whore thats using you for one last fuck before she ties the knot. Having said that this is too easy for you so you cant be proud of this. This move is completely safe on block for her! She knows you arent gonna say shit! Not to mention shes 21! Get the fuck out! Boo on the community for encouraging this. You all need to get laid and get a life

 

[-Deadman-]

cant believe no one has made an Ex Spear reference...

 

[DJ L Toro]

cant believe no one has made an Ex Spear reference...

Pig Of The Hut did

 

[DJ L Toro]

Jesus Fucking Christ....Slips - This is a terrible fucking idea. This girl is obviously a complete fucking whore thats using you for one last fuck before she ties the knot. Having said that this is too easy for you so you cant be proud of this. This move is completely safe on block for her! She knows you arent gonna say shit! Not to mention shes 21! Get the fuck out! Boo on the community for encouraging this. You all need to get laid and get a life

why's this a bad idea? just because your moral/standards/whatever dont agree with it doesnt mean it's objectively bad. and what's wrong with fucking a 21 year old? as i type this i hear my room mate banging one out downstairs. he's a pretty good person though.