Giant Atheist rally in Washington D.C.

[Phase 3]

Agnostics are atheists without balls.

In the fighting game of life, being a full-blown atheist is comparable to throwing out meterless teleport uppercuts. That sort of reckless play will send you straight to Hell.

I'll take my safe option select. Worst case scenario: I die being regarded as a skeptic and an open-minded intellectual. Best case scenario: I go to Heaven and get to watch you run sets of Mortal Kombat Armageddon in Satan's basement.

 

[Juggs]

Guys, we have a beliefs thread, so I making this final post warning.

ANYMORE POSTS THAT ARE NOT ABOUT THE TOPIC WILL RECEIVE A WARNING.

 

[Espio]

NVM

 

[salvificblood]

In the fighting game of life, being a full-blown atheist is comparable to throwing out meterless teleport uppercuts. That sort of reckless play will send you straight to Hell.

I'll take my safe option select. Worst case scenario: I die being regarded as a skeptic and an open-minded intellectual. Best case scenario: I go to Heaven and get to watch you run sets of Mortal Kombat Armageddon in Satan's basement.

Well, do you think one man's "safe option select" is satisfactory to the God who perished on the cross? One foot in or being warm isn't good enough on Christianity. At the end of the day, you can't persuade people with the threat of something they don't believe in. It wasn't the threat of hell that changed me.

Edit: Sorry, Jug, just saw your post. *bows out*.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

They should serve free hot chocolate at the Reason Rally.

Then maybe more people would go :3

 

[Juggs]

Guys, we have a beliefs thread, so I making this final post warning.

ANYMORE POSTS THAT ARE NOT ABOUT THE TOPIC WILL RECEIVE A WARNING.

Quoting this so you guys can't say you didn't see it.

 

[Ninj]

Hey I hope you guys have success with this though I can't possibly make it.

 

[Phase 3]

Quoting this so you guys can't say you didn't see it.

For the record, nothing I said in this thread was meant to be taken even remotely seriously.

I don't actually expect Mortal Kombat Armageddon to be run in Satan's basement. Even Hell has limits.

 

[Chaosphere]

Guys, we have a beliefs thread, so I making this final post warning.

ANYMORE POSTS THAT ARE NOT ABOUT THE TOPIC WILL RECEIVE A WARNING.

I tried to find it. Can you direct me towards that thread?

 

[SlickDicMagnum]

Great. Another "rally" that will probably tack on more time to my commute into the city.