Last roster slot theory

[ColeYoungFan]

I'd be fine with sonya as long as it's not rhonda sonya ever again, good lord that was awful

it was a voice it a video game, get a grip

 

[zerosebaz]

it was a voice it a video game, get a grip

Sloth, is that you?

 

[Whippoorwill]

It is absolutely him


Hello old friend, I'm not mocking speech disabilities. Apraxia is an umbrella term, actually mostly related to motor skills, not a term for speech disabilities.

I'm mocking transphobe Ronda Rousy.

 

[chud_munson]

You know, one thing I just realized: when Dominic was talking about the roster size, he specifically talked about a 24 character roster in terms of how to fit them into the main story iirc. If that's the context in which he confirmed the roster size, wouldn't that imply that the 24th character isn't a create a character, but a proper MK character?

 

[Agilaz]

Let's get wacky:

It's old man Shujinko, and he's basically this game's version of Mokujin, switching movesets between either rounds or matches. He does however have his own fatalities, intros, and win poses.

It's Hanzo Hao, an deformed monstrosity resulting from Liu Kang not being able to just leave the timelines the fuck alone. He's very angry but discussing cooking recipes or lasers seems to calm him down some.

It's Onaga, but he's not really the big bad, he's just looking for his son Syzoth.

It's Dimitri Vegas. Not Sub Zero Dimitri Vegas, just Dimitri Vegas.

 

[ColeYoungFan]

It is absolutely him


Hello old friend, I'm not mocking speech disabilities. Apraxia is an umbrella term, actually mostly related to motor skills, not a term for speech disabilities.

I'm mocking transphobe Ronda Rousy.

Except you’re literally mocking someone who suffered from speech apraxia

yeah the same “transphobe” that supports transwomen in sports if they took puberty blockers as children two things most “transphobes” really love right, supported Caitlin Jenner winning woman of the year, voted for Bernie, publicly insulted Trump, never misgendered anyone, literally been constantly harassed by you types cause she’s a female athlete that holds a reasonabe stance on biological males who spent 30 years as a man not cage fighting against females cause hormones don’t just magically reverse puberty enough for their to be no advantage in such a violent sport

no you braindead woke gay men really think harassing female athletes over having reasonable opinions on their own field makes you look good? Misogynists

 

[Felipe_Gewehr]

 

[NeonGroovyGator]

Everyday is a banger on TYM

 

[ColeYoungFan]

Multiple athletic organisations are starting to ban transwomen athletes cause it’s not fair, shocking right

so congrats being on the wrong side of history villainising and silencing female athlete with genuine stances on matters that actually effect them and their careers, something you as a GAY MAN would never be negatively effected by

reeeeeeeee she doesn’t want males who lived 30 years of testosterone to punch females in a cage, burn that Bigot at the stake

foh

 

[chud_munson]

I'm sure everyone's coming out of this thread intact

 

[Whippoorwill]

@Vslayer Sorry to bother you, but shouldn`t we ban Sloth again? He's sending me DMs I don't want too

 

[Agilaz]

@Vslayer Sorry to bother you, but shouldn`t we ban Sloth again? He's sending me DMs I don't want too

You can never truly ban the sloth

It will return

It hungers

whispered echoes of Sonya erotic fanfiction

 

[SaltShaker]

Had Sonya been main roster this alternate timeline could have been avoided.

 

[ColeYoungFan]

Can we ban the ableist Sonya pick me mocking speech disability by comparing them to simish pls holy mother saintess vslayer

 

[zerosebaz]

Can we ban the ableist Sonya pick me mocking speech disability by comparing them to simish pls holy mother saintess vslayer

No, making fun of diseases is actually somehow ok on this forum. I'm not even kidding.

 

[Vslayer]

@Vslayer Sorry to bother you, but shouldn`t we ban Sloth again? He's sending me DMs I don't want too

What? Send me the DM's I'll check with the big daddy.

 

[Plop]

I can't believe we're back to this again. Literally no thread is safe

 

[Amirluc]

I could’ve sworn this was last roster slot theory…maybe my phone is broken

 

[Whippoorwill]

It`s over, we can talk about the last roster spot again.


Anyway it's Sonya right?

 

[Liquid Swordsman]

I'm sure everyone's coming out of this thread intact

 

[molambo]

is this a kotal kahn thread now?

 

[SmokeSignals]

Ok guys, hear me out... Has anyone gone back through Ed Boons list from Twitter of "guess what's true/false about MK1"?

What if the last roster spot is a new character, and it's actually that Pink Floyd ninja Ed has been talking about?

I'm not smoking anything I promise...

 

[Afk Skinny]

Ok guys, hear me out... Has anyone gone back through Ed Boons list from Twitter of "guess what's true/false about MK1"?

What if the last roster spot is a new character, and it's actually that Pink Floyd ninja Ed has been talking about?

I'm not smoking anything I promise...

'Meat is one of the stronger kameo fighters'

Obviously a troll. He's going to be one of the stronger MAIN fighters

 

[Eddy Wang]

Fixed.
Also, truly dude, after the kombat pack we'll have 7 women (2 less than MK11 at launch) and 23 men

is that really a problem?

I play mostly females in MK games, but still? What is the issue here?

 

[NeonGroovyGator]

I keep thinking that a new version of Noob would make a lot of sense as far as already existing characters go.

He’s the only male ninja left, and maybe his origin story is different/crazy enough that it justifies keeping him a secret.