What's The Dumbest Slang You've Heard?

[Vslayer]

QUITALITY

Gets Impaled

Oh mah b grill. Keep it dank doe

I spit water.

 

[JBeezYBabY]

As a gym bro who is also in the Army now, I naturally say a ton of slang with my friends when we hang out lol.

The only term that just makes me smh is 'thot'.

That Hoe Over There

In a sentence:
Look at that thot.
She is a thot.

Translated:
Look at that that hoe over there.
She is a that hoe over there.

That. Makes. No. Sense... ugh... it just bothers me.

OH MY SWEET GURKENS! Ive BEEN hated that word for years! SO damn st0000pid!

Oh mah b grill. Keep it dank doe

Ok, your whole sentence slang needs ta go!

 

[stokedAF]

Ok, your whole sentence slang needs ta go!

Oh you don’t like dat gas doe?

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

Good god you guys are old

It's why we're still on forums in 2019

 

[JBeezYBabY]

Oh you don’t like dat gas doe?

U know what? By looking at your name reminds me. I HATED that AF bullshit. What happened to saying the WHOLE DAMN WORD!? Just say "As Fuck"! You kids are lazy......AF!

 

[Vslayer]

U know what? By looking at your name reminds me. I HATED that AF bullshit. What happened to saying the WHOLE DAMN WORD!? Just say "As Fuck"! You kids are lazy......AF!

It's not his fault he's stroked AF

 

[stokedAF]

U know what? By looking at your name reminds me. I HATED that AF bullshit. What happened to saying the WHOLE DAMN WORD!? Just say "As Fuck"! You kids are lazy......AF!

That’s not “as fuck” that’s my initials.

 

[JBeezYBabY]

That’s not “as fuck” that’s my initials.

......Imma pray for you boo

 

[stokedAF]

It's not his fault he's stroked AF

You offering lady? Nothing gets the meat cooking like a hot grill.

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

You offering lady? Nothing gets the meat cooking like a hot grill.

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[JBeezYBabY]

You offering lady? Nothing gets the meat cooking like a hot grill.

Cocktail weenies only go up a certain size, sir....

 

[Vslayer]

You offering lady? Nothing gets the meat cooking like a hot grill.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at work <3

My coals are too hot and might burn ya.

 

[stokedAF]

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at work <3

My coals are too hot and might burn ya.

My middle name is danger baby. ADF

 

[Groove Heaven]

"clap back"
"on fleek"
"yass kween"

Basically the stuff white people steal and then regurgitate on Twitter until it's meaningless lol

 

[FoughtDragon01]

I ain't up to date on all this young folk talk, but I'll call a muthafucka a whippersnapper real quick. I'd even chase 'em off my lawn if my hips were up to it.

 

[ZeroSymbolic]

I actually hate the way people use the word Toxic today. When I was growing up on the farm I was around a lot of legitimately toxic chemicals, so my relationship with that words equates to "This shit will kill you son." People using to just talk about minor bulling or online gaming attitudes... those things aren't pleasant, but they ain't gonna kill ya. It just feels way too dramatic.

 

[Tanya-Fan-28]

Saying "'natch" instead of naturally.

Any use of the word Dank.

Natch sounds like it means vag

 

[Shania Twain]

I used to not get why people thought "your mom" jokes of any kind were funny. I would just look at people like.....that's not funny at all. BUT .... now this girl I worked with would say "Okay.... I'm going to lunch now........WITH YOUR MOM" It was soooo stupid it was silly. lol.

But my new one is when I heard someone say "see you next Tuesday!" and I was like....is she off next Monday. then she said "no. I called her the C word". I'm not a fan of the phrases "fake news" or "move the needle".

 

[Marlow]

Natch sounds like it means vag

What's vag? Is that slang for vague? Or Vagabond?

 

[Tanya-Fan-28]

What's vag? Is that slang for vague? Or Vagabond?

Vag-INAH :O

 

[stokedAF]

What's vag? Is that slang for vague? Or Vagabond?

Vagitarian

 

[Sutter Pain]

Lit and OD are the worst I can think of right now. I hate the most is the people that actually say stuff like "sigh" and "LOL\LEL\KEK" out loud. Also people that say "right" after everything should be at risk of contracting a incurable std.

 

[Johnny Based Cage]

“Mad buns” is still to this day the single greatest slang phrase ever uttered and I will fight anyone who tries to include it here.

 

[Icefyre]

This is a great thread, I know I'm not alone now on most of these lol.

The one thing that really gets to me is people using broke instead of 'broken'. Something about that just really triggers me, especially because I see it at work too lol.

 

[xTwdx]

As a gym bro who is also in the Army now, I naturally say a ton of slang with my friends when we hang out lol.

The only term that just makes me smh is 'thot'.

That Hoe Over There

In a sentence:
Look at that thot.
She is a thot.

Translated:
Look at that that hoe over there.
She is a that hoe over there.

That. Makes. No. Sense... ugh... it just bothers me.

It can also mean though
Thirsty hoe over there so technically it does make sense.

When people finish everything they say with "BREH" it always anoyed me. Like actually sayint bro is whatever but when somebody says BREH with the over enunciation always kinda bugged me.