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Mashing D3 and D4 is not footsies. Save that for getting out of the corner.
MK360next twist: you think kronika is the boss, but really it's shang tsung.
It's only a matter of time before the MK timeline looks something like the Grandfather Paradox...
Perhaps the craziest of the time travel paradoxes was cooked up by Robert Heinlein in his classic short story "All You Zombies."
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.
The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.
I'm calling it now...... MK11 is going to end with a time wipe. MK12 is going to start from a soft boot position with all characters available as all this time stuff is going to reset everything in a major way.It's only a matter of time before the MK timeline looks something like the Grandfather Paradox...
Perhaps the craziest of the time travel paradoxes was cooked up by Robert Heinlein in his classic short story "All You Zombies."
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.
The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.
"Time wipe", also known as "well, we fucked this thing up beyond repair... time for a reboot!!!"I'm calling it now...... MK11 is going to end with a time wipe. MK12 is going to start from a soft boot position with all characters available as all this time stuff is going to reset everything in a major way.
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.Kronika conceptually is very cool but aesthetically... she looks like Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.
Who hurt you?Well, I already don't like kronika lol. Just another power hungry bitch. All hail lord raiden.
Hey don't talk shit about my man Reed. He likes all of my posts for no good reason.Who hurt you?
Do you fear nothing Geras?Judging by the way the characters talk to Geras I think we'll have a scene where he dies and everybody goes "phew that was close" then the bitch comes back from the dead.
He seems immortal
Mainly it's because she wanted shinnok to win. And I don't like shinnok haha.Who hurt you?
Where did you hear that customs are gonna be available in ranked?Custom builds will be available in ranked, tournament play will use preset variations. All the moves will be represented. There isn't anything left to be clarified except what the variations are.
Evil Raiden is so much better than good ole’ Sparkles McBumblefuck.Mainly it's because she wanted shinnok to win. And I don't like shinnok haha.
Plus evil Raiden is cool.
Shinnok is true savior we don't deserve him
Even the elder gods are just a part of him.
True.Yeah, the whole "has always been behind everything that has happened since MK1" is kind of a deux ex machina.
But... they already did that lolThey're going to pull an Avengers Infinite Warfare, kill everyone and go back in time to save everyone.
Shhhh Armageddon isn't realBut... they already did that lol
But... they already did that lol
Well, they didn't kill the new characters and bring them back so this is their chance. XDShhhh Armageddon isn't real
Don’t forget OnagaI thought Shang Tsung was the Boss, but then found out that Shao Kahn really was.
I thought Shao Kahn was the boss, but then found out Quan Chi & Shinnok were really manipulating everything.
I thought They were the true power, but apparently Kronika is behind it all.
This is a bit tiresome. You don’t have to undermine other villains in order to establish a new one. That’s just bad storytelling.
I thought you were cool man. We liked each others comments, I got your back with that other guy... I felt a connection man, but that's... I can't man. That's fucked up.And I don't like shinnok haha.
Don't leave me...I thought you were cool man. We liked each others comments, I got your back with that other guy... I felt a connection man, but that's... I can't man. That's fucked up.
My boy Shinnok is already having an hard time as it is with, you know, the lack of body and all, and I can't deal with this right now. I think we need to take a break.