Movie Spies Tier List

[JBeezYBabY]

The universe where Jason Bourne showed up and put those fake karate chops to shame

Jason wins that MU 7-3

HEY! Those Judo chops were ICONIC damnit!

 

[FL Rushdown]

The universe where Jason Bourne showed up and put those fake karate chops to shame

Jason wins that MU 7-3

But his karate chops aren't fake. They clearly work in his universe. That's like saying borne would beat jax in a fight because bionic arms don't actually exist.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

But his karate chops aren't fake. They clearly work in his universe. That's like saying borne would beat jax in a fight because bionic arms don't actually exist.

Except bionic arms are incredibly cool, and karate chops are what you do in 3rd grade when you think they'd work

 

[Marinjuana]

Bond is number 1.
Not even an argument, it's a fact.

Quoted for emphasis

Edit: Does Agent Smith count?

 

[NSR]

Except bionic arms are incredibly cool, and karate chops are what you do in 3rd grade when you think they'd work

 

[FL Rushdown]

Except bionic arms are incredibly cool, and karate chops are what you do in 3rd grade when you think they'd work

Yes and jumping from a rooftop through a window without seriously injuring yourself is what an action choreographer thinks looks cool. Not actually recommended in real life.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Yes and jumping from a rooftop through a window without seriously injuring yourself is what an action choreographer thinks looks cool. Not actually recommended in real life.

You're comparing a Karate chop to jumping though a window?

Bond shouldn't be jealous that Bourne is cooler -- he's just doing his job

P.S. Spies don't wear tuxedos.

 

[NSR]

You're comparing a Karate chop to jumping though a window?

Bond shouldn't be jealous that Bourne is cooler -- he's just doing his job

P.S. Spies don't wear tuxedos.

pls get out

 

[KiD INsAnitY]

Jon wick ... End of Story.

 

[Steven_a]

pretty sure john wick is just a hitman and not a spy

 

[NSR]

Solid Snake btw should be in the list.
And before you say MOVIE SPIES LIST, remember MGS4 was like 8 and a half hours of cutscenes.
There's a reason it's sometimes called Movie Gear Solid.

 

[Linkuei82]

Jon wick ... End of Story.

John Wick was an Elite assassin/Hitman not a spy my man.

 

[Meep8345]

Buff Bond also no Solid Snake? Snake is top tier and he has no losing mu's against other spies

 

[NSR]

James Bond vs Solid Snake
5-5 IMO

 

[Dankster Morgan]

Idk Bond isn't the deadliest on the list but he's by FARRRRR the coolest. I'd put Ethan Hunt of Bourne tbh. I love the Daniel Craig Bond, he's so badass and cool, but at the same time he's a borderline sociopath lol and a giant asshole while still being likable and charming. Skyfall is really good.

 

[Eddy Wang]

I might be updating this list when Bond and Hunt go eye to eye again with their next movie releases.

also thanks to @Jynx i managed to recently watch Jack Ryan and boy Tom Clancy was a god of Spy craft.

 

[colby4898]

Eggsy from Kingsman, but mostly cos I have a massive crush on him

 

[Revy]

Man so there are so many bad James Bond takes in here since I last posted. Like goddamn...

 

[Marlow]

I watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy the other day. Complete opposite of these types of movies, but still a very interesting slow burn of a movie.