Give your penis a THEME SONG!

[Big Frog]

Holy SHIT this is good.

No, it should be I Cum Blood by CC.

 

[CD jr]

 

[zee]

 

[Big Frog]

I used to watch BET Uncut just for this video. No joke.

 

[CD jr]

lol me too

 

[Vilén]

And now for some VAGINA THEMESONG.

You need one since you pussied out against me. Sounds like I'm...

EDIT: Holy shit, I never saw that Tip Drill video before today. I'm like 400% manlier for it now. I need to become a rapper or something.

 

[Big Frog]

No, this is the ultimate vag song.

 

[Altaire]

I don't even like this song, but the name makes it too good to pass up.

 

[Altaire]

You need one since you pussied out against me. Sounds like I'm...

EDIT: Holy shit, I never saw that Tip Drill video before today. I'm like 400% manlier for it now. I need to become a rapper or something.

No need, Jawbreaker is so much better than Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. That one's just too obvious. Jawbreaker has a nicer ring to it, it basically says MY DICK IS SO BIG IT'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, and as an added bonus, Priest is the shit.

 

[Vilén]

No need, Jawbreaker is so much better than Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. That one's just too obvious. Jawbreaker has a nicer ring to it, it basically says MY DICK IS SO BIG IT'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, and as an added bonus, Priest is the shit.

Don't see you topping the Zonday song though. You can't top a song called "Too Big For You" in a fucking penis theme song thread.

I've got two more tracks for this on hand but the songs are somehow shittier than Zonday's.

 

[ETC AdmiralAugustus]

 

[Loot]

Penis:

Vagina:

 

[Altaire]

Don't see you topping the Zonday song though. You can't top a song called "Too Big For You" in a fucking penis theme song thread.

I've got two more tracks for this on hand but the songs are somehow shittier than Zonday's.

Or can I top it?

 

[charlieonline]

Mine is MASTER EXPLODER by Tenacious D.

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

Mine is MASTER EXPLODER by Tenacious D.

WINNER!!

 

[charlieonline]

No matter what kind of substances are in my system, No matter how much partying I do... Still I Rise

 

[Vilén]

Or can I top it?

Pffffffffffft.

 

[charlieonline]

Mine is now officially

 

[RoGE]

 

[Milkman]

This video sums it up quite nicely

 

[Ravox]

LOL

 

[YougotCaged1]

MD represent.

 

[Altaire]

MD represent.

I got to 1:20, then I asked myself why the hell I didn't just shut it off 30 seconds in.

 

[Dark_Rob]

 

[catch22]

while theres no actual music video for mine xD
is old mcdonald had a COCK, the dirty version >8-O