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fr stack

fr stack

Noob's saibot or noob saibot's?
get called a hacker a lot , i also get alot of messages asking how do u cancel dat grab thingy
a couple of days ago i beat someone 3 or 4 -0 he was not happy ive never been so indirectly insulted in my life hahaha , bitching and moaning about grundy for like 3 messages
 
vegeta

vegeta

Saiyan Prince
I'm a Tekken player. Let's see:
"All you do is juggle scrub, can't win without them (part of the game mechanics but I also noted I only ground game punished and did half a juggle at the very end since he got KO'd in the middle of it)

(Current game is tag 2)
(Guy using a solo character)"All you do is tag which is stupid and cheap, let's see how you do in 1 on 1"
(Not realizing all other games are 1v1 and I have plenty of exp in that area. Not only that but...."Tekken TAG tournament 2") lol

(Various other hate but here....is the kicker I swear I've never laughed so hard. This person was in our tekken group and here was her excuse after I outplayed her badly in a 5 bar(best) connection)

Me - (basically said GG)
Her - "I guess though it lagged for me"
Me - "wasn't really any lag, was 5 bar and I could do things on reaction, felt legit
Her - "Easy for you to say my router was losing power"
Me (and everyone I've told this to) - ROFL

....your router is either on or off....if it loses power there would be a DC lol
 
vegeta

vegeta

Saiyan Prince
Forgot one. (Again tekken)
An opponent I've faced and beaten to get out of pools OFFLINE.....
I played him months later on my friends account (was at his house) I barely lost (3 bar made it rough. Was last round last hit, and my wake up didn't initiate so I got hit on the ground)
Get a message from him. "GTFO, should have known you'd try to use that lag switching again"
I'm like...lag switch? I reveal who I really am and how I beat him offline with the same characters and tactics. He still ran excuses.Also my friend has proved himself offline after getting much "that only works online" hate but the same tactics worked offline too. Don't need any lag switch Lol
 
rolz420zx

rolz420zx

MindGamez
I was absolutely destroying this dude gamerfreak in KI before season 2 with Sabrewulf and he LOST HIS MIND!!! He said I use a broken character, I spam running uppercut (which I do, but it is -2 on block and if you don't know what to do that's your fault..lol) and the only reason I'm a high rank is cause I use a broken character, i must be using a lag switch, he broke every combo but the game locked him out, why does Sabrewulf have so many anti-airs....what?!?!?!?!!? (when he was using Jago) . Played him again after season 2 and guess what happened!!!!!! lol sorry had to air that out, if you heard what this dude was saying.
 
bishbash

bishbash

Magic as easy as 1 2 standing3
I get accused of being a [ban incoming] all the time for only using female characters. I don't mind, it's true and I take great pleasure in affirming their suspicions. For some reason knowing they've lost to a gaymer makes them even more salty- go figure
 
Vengeance135

Vengeance135

Saltiest Joker Player
I guarantee that everybody listing something here has also sent a fair amount of hate mail. If you haven't sent any hate mail playing injustice AT ALL you are full of shit. If its not the netcode getting you salty, then its the slur of online bullshit. I am a victim and a prosecutor of hate mail and I admit it lol.

My favorite is when you are beating someone and you are up in the set and they beat you in one game, leave, then message you and say you're a waste of time and suck... bruh, wasn't I winning... with Joker? :joker:

vegeta said:
Forgot one. (Again tekken)
An opponent I've faced and beaten to get out of pools OFFLINE.....
I played him months later on my friends account (was at his house) I barely lost (3 bar made it rough. Was last round last hit, and my wake up didn't initiate so I got hit on the ground)
Get a message from him. "GTFO, should have known you'd try to use that lag switching again"
I'm like...lag switch? I reveal who I really am and how I beat him offline with the same characters and tactics. He still ran excuses.Also my friend has proved himself offline after getting much "that only works online" hate but the same tactics worked offline too. Don't need any lag switch Lol
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Bro that tekken salt is way too strong! I love hate mail from that game. All you do is go low and side step crumple. Nina is so broken. Nah you and your LAW/LAW team is booty.
 
Dja_Homies

Dja_Homies

Kaz...... I'm already a Fiddle.
Vengeance135 said:
I guarantee that everybody listing something here has also sent a fair amount of hate mail. If you haven't sent any hate mail playing injustice AT ALL you are full of shit. If its not the netcode getting you salty, then its the slur of online bullshit. I am a victim and a prosecutor of hate mail and I admit it lol.

My favorite is when you are beating someone and you are up in the set and they beat you in one game, leave, then message you and say you're a waste of time and suck... bruh, wasn't I winning... with Joker? :joker:


Bro that tekken salt is way too strong! I love hate mail from that game. All you do is go low and side step crumple. Nina is so broken. Nah you and your LAW/LAW team is booty.
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Lol you're the only one that has ever brought me to that level once. Iirc we were literally neck and neck in the set and you were at chip level so I'm like wing dings and I had a 80 percent life lead and you're like nope and you got me in the Bgb setup and you got me with it and killed me you know what happened after lol. That was the saltiest I've ever gotten in the game and why joker is broken :DOGE. nothing but love for that joker
Some salt in there too because you make that character look fucking stupid.
 
@MylesWright_

@MylesWright_

I'll be back 3ing
It's humorous now but I'm sure more than half of you were 'that guy' complaining about Killer Frost combo spam and infinite vortex loops to get her nerfed
 
Vengeance135

Vengeance135

Saltiest Joker Player
Dja_Homies said:
Lol you're the only one that has ever brought me to that level once. Iirc we were literally neck and neck in the set and you were at chip level so I'm like wing dings and I had a 80 percent life lead and you're like nope and you got me in the Bgb setup and you got me with it and killed me you know what happened after lol. That was the saltiest I've ever gotten in the game and why joker is broken :DOGE. nothing but love for that joker
Some salt in there too because you make that character look fucking stupid.
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Bro my wins were by luck, your wins were the lamest, most effective way to beat Joker. I still feel salty from that one super that should have hit lol still the best NW dooooohhhhhh.
 
DarthArma

DarthArma

Warrior
Offline someone at a local video game store told me I was "cheap" for hitting him on the ground while he was trying to get up, not realizing I was just reading if he was going to roll back or side roll. I told him he could just stop pressing buttons and block. He no longer wanted to play with me.

As fighting games began getting online play, i have no doubt that he has evolved into the person in each and every post of this thread.
 
Dja_Homies

Dja_Homies

Kaz...... I'm already a Fiddle.
Vengeance135 said:
Bro my wins were by luck, your wins were the lamest, most effective way to beat Joker. I still feel salty from that one super that should have hit lol still the best NW dooooohhhhhh.
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You telling me that "win was pure luck" just got me saltier, you self downplayer. Lmao jokers pie is a mid bro I just got lucky.
 
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vegeta

vegeta

Saiyan Prince
Vengeance135 said:
I guarantee that everybody listing something here has also sent a fair amount of hate mail. If you haven't sent any hate mail playing injustice AT ALL you are full of shit. If its not the netcode getting you salty, then its the slur of online bullshit. I am a victim and a prosecutor of hate mail and I admit it lol.

My favorite is when you are beating someone and you are up in the set and they beat you in one game, leave, then message you and say you're a waste of time and suck... bruh, wasn't I winning... with Joker? :joker:


Bro that tekken salt is way too strong! I love hate mail from that game. All you do is go low and side step crumple. Nina is so broken. Nah you and your LAW/LAW team is booty.
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Yep, I get accused of having the most broken character in the game.......lili (LOL)
I use jin/lili. Hard team to use, no one hitter quitter combos, linear, lili very steppable and punishable. Ppl just mad lol
 
Dizzy

Dizzy

False Information Police Officer
Elder God
NetherRealm Studios
Long ago when I played online for MK9, there was several matches I would just kill people by looping JIP F33 nut punch until they die because they would not block.

Someone sent me a message after one of these matches and I replied with "you can just block", and he said "I cant block because im busy holding my nuts asshole"
 
dreemernj

dreemernj

Ambassador
During a small UMK3 XBL tournament I was accused of being @Shock. I had to play on his 360 since I didn't have one. I didn't even do well, but it was still a nice compliment.

EDIT: And in Unreal Tournament 2004, I was accused of cheating many times. VCTF trickery was so much fun. Example: I have the flag, in the open, running towards a Scorpion. Enemy fires on me from behind, catching up. I yell at teammate in distance to shoot the Scorpion with his tank. Scorpion flies through the air towards me. As it passes over head, I hit the button to get in, to the enemy right behind me I simply disappear. He doesn't realize I'm in Scorpion that is now landing on the ground behind him. Banned from server.
 
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CrimsonShadow

CrimsonShadow

Administrator and Community Engineer
Administrator
Vengeance135 said:
I guarantee that everybody listing something here has also sent a fair amount of hate mail. If you haven't sent any hate mail playing injustice AT ALL you are full of shit.
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I definitely don't send hate mail. When people send it to me, I usually just respond with a smiley face or something factual if I respond at all. If I lose, I just go back to the lab and figure out what to do better next time.

vegeta said:
Get a message from him. "GTFO, should have known you'd try to use that lag switching again"
I'm like...lag switch? l
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Haha, "lag switch" is definitely a classic too.

DarthArma said:
Offline someone at a local video game store told me I was "cheap" for hitting him on the ground while he was trying to get up
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I agree -- you should probably apologize for this :coffee:
 
Sasuga

Sasuga

Kombatant
I've been accused of using a lag switch. But it was allegedly cought on stream for thousands of people to see. So that must have secretly been Spooky or something.
 
Peter Quill

Peter Quill

You’re No Fun
"Yeah, that was fair. I never even touched the ground you spamming prick!"

^note his grammar and spelling weren't actially this good
 
Matix218

Matix218

Get over here!
"You spam the same combos over and over. Why don't you learn some real skill and try something new"
 
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