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The Humorous Things You've Been Accused of In Online Play

Juggs

Juggs

Lose without excuses
Lead Moderator
I always get the "stop using a modded controller" messages. I get the "stop cheating" messages a lot in general.
 
Qwark28

Qwark28

Joker waiting room
CrimsonShadow said:
Since we've already gone through the Struggling Tenderfoot's Meta-game, now I'd like to bring up the other side of it; those gems of messages you receive when all gameplans have failed, all alternate characters have met their demise, and hope/dreams have beensoundly crushed. Those perfect little nuggets of salt that will be cherished forever. When an unsuspecting opponent, fueled by the fire of oppression, reaches new levels of poetic inspiration. When you see that little hover over "Rematch" that eventually makes its way to "Quit".

Some that have been thrown my way:
  • Spamming (we've probably all gotten that one, at some point)
  • Blocking too much
  • Only being able to win with projectiles
  • Not having a life (based on ability to remember and complete combos)
  • Only using broken characters (like Green Lantern and Nightwing)
  • Using too many specials (this is one of my all-time favorites)
  • Using 'down kick' too much (this happened last week)
And a couple of fun messages I've saved/pinned:
  • "Caught your spam on vid. say hi to youtube. blocked" -venom1395
  • "i expected so much more if you were that laggy. just the every day online g GL" -Akromaniac27
So, what've you been told after (or during) an online match that made you scratch your head, or break out laughing?

NOTE: If it's super NSFW, edit it a bit so that Juggs won't reach his ban quota for today -- we'll get the idea, anyway :D
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@Akromaniac27
 
DavS13

DavS13

Mortal
-Where do you get that mod? (I was using kabal)
-Turn of your mod's you no life cheater (Again, kabal)
-You just do the same kombo's over and over you spammer
-Fight like a man, not in the corner
-Being accused of speed hacks (I was using Jax and doing alot of quick pokes into F4, and they guy couldn't react or do anything)
- Accused of hacking (Cage frametraps, dude couldn't do anything the whole game, he was blocking high)
- And my personal favorite: Use a real fighter and not someone with magic you ***sy (I was using Sub and he was using Cage, and and apparently he likes to fight without using specials or something lol)
 
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Sage Leviathan

Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!
Sage Leviathan said:
Hot off the press is some of the best hatemail ive ever been sent.

*I win with Sonya, mostly do rings*
"NIGGA YOUS IS A MUTHAFUCKING BUTTON PUSSY SPAMMIN ASS BITCH MAID [ban incoming] FUCK NIGGA That dont know--that doednt even need to play this game muthafucka. Go back to Tekken you fuckin reject piece o shit. Yea, i bet you were adopted too you lil fuck.

"You ever heard of Pandoras Box? You ever heard of Pandoras box?! Well nigga thats what the fuck you done opened, and guess what you opened into? A BIG FUCKING SHITSTORM. A MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT TIDAL WAVE. A TIDAL WAVE FULL FUCKIN MUTHAFUCKIN MINURE YA MUTHAFUCKIN [ban incoming]. Imonna do it all day!"

Me: So, you own a box of minure?

"Nigga, you ever seen the Perfect Storm? You ever seen Tom Hanks in that shit? Well this has nothin to do with you fuckin suckin and gettin on my fuckin nerves, always pressing fuckin same fuckin buttons, you fuckin failure at this fuckin game you fuckin piece of fuckin...fuckin...FUCK.

"Nigga, you aint got auto-correct? You dont have no damn smart phone to teach you no damn English? You been spreadin muthafuckin minure. If you gonna try to get at somebody learn to get at em muthafucka, get some muthafuckin education...and learn how to play this game muthafucka!"

Me: Your vocabulary is priceless. Im posting this to TYM haha! Also, Perfect Storm was a good movie.

"Well i KNOW Perfect Storm was a good movie, thats why the fuck i used it in a insult stupid! I love Tom Hanks, worship Tom Hanks, i dont like YOU. Go fuck yaself, go fuck ya momma, and fuck who birthed ya son. I dont even know if it was yo momma, coulda been ya daddy, idk, you is on some weird shit."
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PunkMafia83

PunkMafia83

PSN: YaRnToNpUnKMAFIA
I got a new one yesterday. Apparently I fight dirty. I was playing a batgirl player with my arrow and I mainly spaced with savage blast and ran in d1 interrupt when I felt comfortable. I didn't want that vortex. So apparently my couple month arrow is dirty.
 
Mr_Swizzer

Mr_Swizzer

OUTCAST
Oh god the list is endless after this long of playing, But if I did do something wrong I will realize & use it to make me a better player.
 
K

KpTz | FOREVER WOLF

Mortal
i played this one guy and he sent me a msg calling me a "joystick user" - i died laughing

this guy rage quited on me and me a moon cricket LMAO i guess that is supposed to hurt my feelings because im black XD

then those guys who call you combo spammers. the classic :D
 
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