F4tal
Apprentice
Okay I have 3 good ones that come to mind. Keep in mind that I do not have a shit fetish.
1. During my junior year of high school I took a shit on my teacher's desk for many reasons. Till this day he still doesn't know who did it since we barely had any cameras in the classrooms for some odd reason.
2. An old girlfriend cheated on me and apparently the guy she cheated on me with literally had no clue that we were dating and told me first when he found out from someone else that she had a boyfriend. I didn't use Facebook or Twitter at all during my first 3 years of high school so I assumed he was telling the truth and didn't do anything to him because he was really sincere so instead I took a big fat shit on her car window and smeared it with a towel.
3. During my senior year of high school I was at wrestling practice and before practice my girlfriend told me this guy on my team, who I fucking hate, grabbed her ass. So when I went to the locker room to weigh in he was weighing in naked (a lot of wrestlers weigh in like that to make the right weight class) and was turned around so he couldn't see me. I ran up behind him and punched him in the face the hardest I have EVER hit anyone or anything and knocked him out and he got a concussion. I was only suspended from 2 meets and it was worth it haha.
1. During my junior year of high school I took a shit on my teacher's desk for many reasons. Till this day he still doesn't know who did it since we barely had any cameras in the classrooms for some odd reason.
2. An old girlfriend cheated on me and apparently the guy she cheated on me with literally had no clue that we were dating and told me first when he found out from someone else that she had a boyfriend. I didn't use Facebook or Twitter at all during my first 3 years of high school so I assumed he was telling the truth and didn't do anything to him because he was really sincere so instead I took a big fat shit on her car window and smeared it with a towel.
3. During my senior year of high school I was at wrestling practice and before practice my girlfriend told me this guy on my team, who I fucking hate, grabbed her ass. So when I went to the locker room to weigh in he was weighing in naked (a lot of wrestlers weigh in like that to make the right weight class) and was turned around so he couldn't see me. I ran up behind him and punched him in the face the hardest I have EVER hit anyone or anything and knocked him out and he got a concussion. I was only suspended from 2 meets and it was worth it haha.